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Thumbs down This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 01:18 PM
You call yourselves Christian, yet you claim that people with disabilities are demons? And that all teenagers are worthless idiots? And SHOOT children who come round to your houses on Halloween instead of telling them about Jesus?

I am a born again Christian myself and I find this website utterly disgusting.
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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 01:24 PM
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You call yourselves Christian, yet you claim that people with disabilities are demons? And that all teenagers are worthless idiots? And SHOOT children who come round to your houses on Halloween instead of telling them about Jesus?

I am a born again Christian myself and I find this website utterly disgusting.
They call themselves True Christian, but they don't know Christ.
They are not Chrstians.

Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 02:10 PM
You filthy little sinners! We are real as Jesus love and the Salvation found in His blood as it washes over the lamb! Praise Jesus you both need to find Christ in a big way and start posting like you Love the Hung Saviour before I infract you straight out of here like so much Priestly sheet squeezings.

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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 02:16 PM
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You call yourselves Christian, yet you claim that people with disabilities are demons? And that all teenagers are worthless idiots? And SHOOT children who come round to your houses on Halloween instead of telling them about Jesus?

I am a born again Christian myself and I find this website utterly disgusting.
Jesus knew that epilepsy was caused by demonic possession. Do you find His view utterly disgusting?

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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 02:30 PM
All teenagers are worthless. Can you think of one who isnt?
Listening to ICP while spraypainting genitals on boxcars and having interracial sex with the football team isnt something Id call "worthy".
Todays teenagers are least valuable generation the world has ever known.

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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 03:02 PM
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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 03:25 PM
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You call yourselves Christian, yet you claim that people with disabilities are demons? And that all teenagers are worthless idiots? And SHOOT children who come round to your houses on Halloween instead of telling them about Jesus?

I am a born again Christian myself and I find this website utterly disgusting.
Great, another 13 year old nancyboy waltzing into God's favorite forum all full of himself, and 100% certain that he's right and everyone else is wrong.

Tell me this, boy; When was the last time your father laid a good Christian beating on you? Because I can tell that he isn't doing his fatherly duty.

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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 03:26 PM
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You call yourselves Christian, yet you claim that people with disabilities are demons?
Hello! Did not Christ cast out demons, and were not those suffering then made whole?
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I am a born again Christian myself and I find this website utterly disgusting.
As you seem to believe that Christ was a liar and a charlatan, I simply do not believe you. You THINK you are Christian but your soul is black and wizened.

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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 04:14 PM
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I am a born again Christian myself and I find this website utterly disgusting.
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They call themselves True Christian, but they don't know Christ.
They are not Chrstians.
Is this what passes for a Christian these days? Do you people even read the bible? Some days I wish that we could go back to the days of Jehu. I would gladly walk into your "temple" and fulfill God's will.

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Is this what passes for a Christian these days? Do you people even read the bible? Some days I wish that we could go back to the days of Jehu. I would gladly walk into your "temple" and fulfill God's will.
That sounds pretty gay. Are you hitting on him? We dont just read the Bible sinner, we LIVE it. Word for word just as Jesus commanded.

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That sounds pretty gay. Are you hitting on him? We dont just read the Bible sinner, we LIVE it. Word for word just as Jesus commanded.
Not to challenge your credentials, but think like a fag and you start to become one. My quote below referred to God's will in killing the false Christians. The temple being in quotes referred to their false temple where they worship that bastardized version of Jesus concocted by liberals who are trying to neuter good Christian men and usurp the Kingdom of heaven. You're better than that sir.

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Not to challenge your credentials, but think like a fag and you start to become one. My quote below referred to God's will in killing the false Christians. The temple being in quotes referred to their false temple where they worship that bastardized version of Jesus concocted by liberals who are trying to neuter good Christian men and usurp the Kingdom of heaven. You're better than that sir.
Well I hope you leave the sinful gay "lifestyle" and choose to be normal instead. Being gay is a sin and will send you to Hell, think about it. Its just wrong.

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Well I hope you leave the sinful gay "lifestyle" and choose to be normal instead. Being gay is a sin and will send you to Hell, think about it. Its just wrong.
I'm not gay and for you to lump me in with those heathens is disrespectful. I'm starting to wonder about your love for Jesus. You keep talking about the gays and being gay. Are you sure you're who you say you are?

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Being gay and being a Christian is an impossibility. There are no queers in Heaven and no queer can be a Christian much less a True Christian™, I am a most devout member of the Landover Baptist congregation and as such it should be obvious that I havent got a gay bone in my body.

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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 06:02 PM
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Great, another 13 year old nancyboy waltzing into God's favorite forum all full of himself, and 100% certain that he's right and everyone else is wrong.

Tell me this, boy; When was the last time your father laid a good Christian beating on you? Because I can tell that he isn't doing his fatherly duty.
God's favourite forum? Seriously? One on which its so called True Christian users say bad language and call themselves "studs", and also try to condemn sensible people to eternal damnation themselves.
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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 06:02 PM
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I'm not gay and for you to lump me in with those heathens is disrespectful. I'm starting to wonder about your love for Jesus. You keep talking about the gays and being gay. Are you sure you're who you say you are?
Uppity, aren't we!


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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 06:04 PM
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God's favourite forum? Seriously? One on which its so called True Christian users say bad language and call themselves "studs", and also try to condemn sensible people to eternal damnation themselves.
You're quite capable of condemning yourself.

When was the last time you got on your knees and prayed to the real Jesus in the Bible?


Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 06:08 PM
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You're quite capable of condemning yourself.

When was the last time you got on your knees and prayed to the real Jesus in the Bible?
When was the last time you thought about the website you seem to adore? Some of the content on here sounds more Satanic than Christian to be quite honest.
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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 06:11 PM
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Uppity, aren't we!
I'm sorry, but I get angry when someone insinuates that I'm a sinner of that magnitude. I am a good Christian Conservative who only wants to become a True Christian.

I came here to glorify God and contribute to this forum, but Marshall calling me an abomination was egregious.

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Default Re: This site is a total joke. - 11-12-2011, 06:14 PM
Also, doesn't changing my location to In my mommy's closet sound like behaviour of a paedophile?
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