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Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 02:43 AM
My name is Tyce, and I'm from Chattanooga. I go to Pilgrim Congregational Church but I was raised Presbyterian. I've been a Christian ever since I can remember. I feel closesst to Yeshua when I am singing and playing guitar in my band (don't worry - we play Christian music LOL). I have a girlfriend Tara and will hopefully be getting married soon once we start college.
I like a lot of the Bible but one of my favorite verses is from John. I always tell people that if they really want to understand Christianity they should start by reading John.
John 1:1-5 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome[a] it.
I like to fellowship with other Christians so I figured I'd register here. Thanks for taking the time to read this!
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 02:46 AM
Welcome to God's favorite forum, son. I hope you're not a queer.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Integra-T
My name is Tyce, and I'm from Chattanooga. I go to Pilgrim Congregational Church but I was raised Presbyterian. I've been a Christian ever since I can remember. I feel closesst to Yeshua when I am singing and playing guitar in my band (don't worry - we play Christian music LOL). I have a girlfriend Tara and will hopefully be getting married soon once we start college.
I like a lot of the Bible but one of my favorite verses is from John. I always tell people that if they really want to understand Christianity they should start by reading John.
John 1:1-5 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome[a] it.
I like to fellowship with other Christians so I figured I'd register here. Thanks for taking the time to read this!
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Hello Tyce,
Which version of the Bible are you using? Some NLV abomination? Mine reads like this:
(John 1:1-5) "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not."
The differences may seem minor, but no sense in pissing away your Eternal Reward by reading some hacked up Scripture. Get a KJV Bible.
I tell people if they really want to understand Christianity they should start with Genesis 1:1 and end at Revelation 22:21. I pray that you start telling people the same.
Anyway, I also like Bible passages that talk about light and darkness. Here is one of my favorites:
(Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 03:23 AM
Why would you use the name of a chinese car--just curious?
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 04:56 AM
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I like a lot of the Bible
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A lot of the Bible isn't going to cut it. 2 Peter 1:20-21
20Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
21For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.
James 2:10
10For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Romans 2:13
13For it is not the hearers of the law who are righteous before God, but the doers of the law who will be justified.
It's all or nothing, kid. You either follow all of the Bible, or you don't follow any of the Bible. I'm hoping for your eternal soul's sake that you just happened to misspeak.
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 05:19 AM
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Welcome to God's favorite forum, son. I hope you're not a queer.
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No way! That's gross and sinful. I hope to lead gay people to Christ through my music actually. Besides like I already said, I have a girlfriend. Don't worry - we're saving ourselves for marriage.
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Which version of the Bible are you using?
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Its NIV. It's the one I've always read. Their all translated from the same thing so its all good bro. I'd totally read the original Greek and Hebrew if I could but I spend way too much time jamming with my band and holding hands with my girl so I haven't learned those LOL. Besides, what really matters is what you feel inside from the Holy Ghost. Its all about your personal relationship with Jesus, you know?
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Why would you use the name of a chinese car--just curious?
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LOL. Integras are Korean, not Chinesse. Its sort of a play on words. It's something my friends started calling me a wile back and it kinda stuck. I live by a personal code of faith, honor and integrity. So me and the guys were camping one night, singing praise songs by the campfire, and I just started talking about how important my code is to me and my friend Jason said "We should start calling you Integra-T" (since my first name starts with T). I like it. We give each other nicknames like that.
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You either follow all of the Bible, or you don't follow any of the Bible.
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People follow the Bible in their own way. That's why God gave us the Holy Ghost, so we can interpret the Word to make sense in the context of our modern day lives.
Anyways, I need to spend some time lurking here. I noticed it says "unsaved trash" below my name. LOL. Funny, guys. You can change it to Christian now.
~Agape Love
-Tyce
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 09:45 AM
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I hope to lead gay people to Christ through my music actually....
So me and the guys were camping one night, singing praise songs by the campfire,
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Are you sure you're not queer, that tale all seems very odd. Did you not at least feel some strange urges? Did love enter you at any stage?
All the best
Noah
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 10:37 AM
Well, I'm sorry jamming with your band and holding hands with your girlfriend are more important to you than the Bible. You'll have a long time in the lake of hellfire to reassess those priorities, but by then it will be too late.
I'd suggest you abandon that temptress (because she is trying to tempt you in to sin. Believe me) and spend some time reading the Bible. The only one - the 1611 King James Version.
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 11:15 AM
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Like some kinda queer pide piper of Hamiliton?
Jesus is in me.
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 11:17 AM
Welcome aboard enjoy your stay
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03-21-2012, 11:26 AM
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Welcome aboard enjoy your stay
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Thanks, but I've been here for a while, now.
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 11:51 AM
You seem to have ignored Mr Briscoe's post which includes a particularly significant example of what The Holy Spirit actually says.
I'll repeat it in bigger writing for you:
II PETER 1:2O
Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the Scripture is of any priuate Interpretation:
©1611
Here's his post << CLICK TO LINK
Here's what you said:
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People follow the Bible in their own way. That's why God gave us the Holy Ghost, so we can interpret the Word
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Can you see the difference?
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NIV. It's the one I've always read. Their all translated from the same thing so its all good bro. I'd totally read the original Greek and Hebrew if I could..
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If you can't read it how do you know it's the same?
Playing music and reading Greek are not mutually exclusive activities.
I hope that you do discover what God has planned for your life and that your visits here help you along the path to appreciation of God's Perfect Love and what it means for us today, in the modern world.
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 12:50 PM
Son, I like you. I think God wants to like you. But there is no such thing as a limp wristed Christian. Put away that book of falsified stories and get yourself a real Bible, the 1611 KJV.
Get your girlfriend to cancel her college plans, go to vo-tech and learn "domestic management". It will be the best $1,000 tuition expenditure ever.
I also suggest you two get married immediately. Every month, a tiny unborn baby becomes aborted during her unclean time. I can hear it crying for mothers milk and I am wet with the Tears of Jesus in morning.
Lastly, for Heavens sake, stop playing that heavy metal music you kids play all the time.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 06:54 PM
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I have a girlfriend Tara and will hopefully be getting married soon once we start college.
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May the Lord shine his light upon you, Integra-T!
I must say, besides the vain fiddeling with guitars and befriending gaysexuals musicwise, i find it a bit troubling that 'marriage' and 'college' seem to be intertwined ideas for you. Are you going to college very soon or do you have secret desires of commiting acts of adultery with freshman females so typical at colleges these days?
By the way, what's the 'automotive' nickname of your girl friend, if you all got one? Could it be Tara Tiny?
Verse of the day: Deuteronomy 25:11-12
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 06:59 PM
Tyce,
Fellowshipping with these people is hard but rewarding. It's like a time capsule of old fashioned beliefs in God that enlightened Christians like us are prepared to challenge. I'm finding them quite a challenge to educate about how God is prepared to accept women's rights and gay rights these days and to love everyone as equals regardless of race and social background.
Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 07:08 PM
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Tyce,
Fellowshipping with these people is hard but rewarding. It's like a time capsule of old fashioned beliefs in God that enlightened Christians like us are prepared to challenge. I'm finding them quite a challenge to educate about how God is prepared to accept women's rights and gay rights these days and to love everyone as equals regardless of race and social background.
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Not even the 28 BCP supports your nonsense!
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03-21-2012, 07:28 PM
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...God is prepared to accept women's rights and gay rights these days and to love everyone as equals regardless of race and social background.
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Wait, what?
When did God come down and change the Bible?
Sure, it would be nice if the Bible did contain any support for gay rights, or women's rights, or said anything bad about slavery or genocide, or said that we should accept other's opinions about disciplining wives or children, or said that we shouldn't exterminate those of differing religious or philosophical views.
But it doesn't.
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-21-2012, 08:18 PM
Tyce, why do you love the idea of sex with your girlfriend more than Jesus?
I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
1 Corinthians 7:8-9
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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03-21-2012, 08:29 PM
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Fellowshipping with these people is hard but rewarding. It's like a time capsule of old fashioned beliefs in God that enlightened Christians like us are prepared to challenge. I'm finding them quite a challenge to educate about how God is prepared to accept women's rights and gay rights these days and to love everyone as equals regardless of race and social background.
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Dear Waynetta,
reading your posts, i must ask in all sincerity:
Why do you come here?
What are your intentions?
What do you want from us?
Don't you realize that this is a discussion forum for True Christians™? I feel deeply offended by you coming here and dragging the word of GOD in the mud. We believe in GOD and thanks to his infinite wisdom, he provides us through the BIBLE with HIS words and by these very words the rules for our lives are set. Now and in eternity.
Our believe is not a trifling comforting contest befitting the wicked, as yours seem to be. You want to embrace homersexuals, feminist agitation and liberal slander? Why don't you join the Communist Party or get a subscription for HBO? You want to become "enlightened"? Why don't you book a vacation in a buddist wellness retreat? But don't come here and try to "educate" us for we know that Gods words can not be "interpreted" but must be obeyed in order to be saved from damnation!
The scripture is clear. Period. If you can show me, where in the Gospel we are commanded to indulge in homersexualism or feminism or liberal self-fulfilment than we can talk. But since you can't, there will be not much to talk about.
Verse of the day: Deuteronomy 25:11-12
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."
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Re: Sup everyone! -
03-22-2012, 12:26 AM
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Well, I'm sorry jamming with your band and holding hands with your girlfriend are more important to you than the Bible. You'll have a long time in the lake of hellfire to reassess those priorities, but by then it will be too late.
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I never said it was more important LOL. I try to glorify and honor the Lord in all that I do, weather it be my praise and worship music or in my relationship with the girl i love.
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I'd suggest you abandon that temptress (because she is trying to tempt you in to sin. Believe me) and spend some time reading the Bible. The only one - the 1611 King James Version.
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We did almost French once but then we both looked down and remembered our purity rings and remembered our abstinence pledges. It aired on teh local TV station so all our friends and family know that were saving ourselves for the honeymoon.
I couldn't look any of them in the eye if I went to second base before we were ready. Reading the Bible, praising Jesus and hanging out with with the gang is pretty much what we do anyways. I think my parents have a King James. I'll ask them if I can have it.
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You seem to have ignored Mr Briscoe's post which includes a particularly significant example of what The Holy Spirit actually says.
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I'm not trying to interpret prophecies. Just how the Word applies to my life.
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I hope that you do discover what God has planned for your life and that your visits here help you along the path to appreciation of God's Perfect Love and what it means for us today, in the modern world.
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I hope for the same. I pray to Him every day to give me a sign. So far I think I'm doing good.
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Get your girlfriend to cancel her college plans, go to vo-tech and learn "domestic management". It will be the best $1,000 tuition expenditure ever.
I also suggest you two get married immediately.
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We don't know what we're going to major in. I keep hoping that God will give me a calling but it hasn't happened yet. We do plan to get married soon though. I can't wait for our wedding night. It's going to be so special!
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stop playing that heavy metal music you kids play all the time.
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I don't like heavy metal. What I play is more like John Mayer, but with uplifting Christian lyrics.
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Fellowshipping with these people is hard but rewarding. It's like a time capsule of old fashioned beliefs in God that enlightened Christians like us are prepared to challenge. I'm finding them quite a challenge to educate about how God is prepared to accept women's rights and gay rights these days and to love everyone as equals regardless of race and social background.
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Yeah but we better all get use to each other since we're going to be spending so much time together in Heaven LOL.
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Tyce, why do you love the idea of sex with your girlfriend more than Jesus?
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I never said that and we don't think about s**. Yeah, we'll have s** when we're married but for now neither of us are ready. And when we are, it won't be just two people in the relationship. Jesus will be with us the whole time.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior.
Anyways we better stop talking about s** before we all start getting a little too jazzed up LOL.
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