[Dr. Zaius]

Vince the rhinoceros was a rare White Rhino who lived in the Paris zoo. Yesterday he was killed at night and his horn sawed-off with a chainsaw. Who would do this kind of thing?

[Alvin Moss]

Chinamen and Arabs are said to be especially attracted to the horn of this beast, one for black magic and the other for knife handles. I know this is a bizarre situation, but these are bizarre people. Chinamen, Arabs and Frenchmen are all involved here. Anything could happen.

[Nobar King]

These savage immigrants will do anything and the French want to let them. This is why we need to stop these immigrants from coming into our country and acting like savages. If they're willing to break into a zoo and kill a damn rhinoceros for a few thousand dollars, what makes you think they wouldn't break into your house, kill you and your wife and kids, just for your iPad?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

A difficult choice to make, Dr Zaius, as many French Nationals are ex-Savage Immigrants.

[Titus Templeton]

Should have put France on the list of banned nations.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

Should have put France on the list of banned nations.

Totally agree. The next terror attack in the United States is definitely going to come from some terrorist who managed make it into France and get a plane ticket to the United States.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Dr. Zaius

a rare White Rhino

..er

The White Rhino is the third largest land mammal. During mating, sexual activity can last more than an hour. Formerly widely distributed throughout the bushveld regions of South Africa. In the 19th century it was exterminated by hunters, except in…Umfolozi region

Now thriving where it has been re-introduced.

Just in from Kruger Park:

The Black Rhino is the original member of the Big five but due to the scarcity of the Black Rhino the White Rhino now…one of Africa's tourist industry elite.

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

Chinamen, Arabs and Frenchmen

Not really a combination to be trusted when there are actual facts available.

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[Nobar King]

Maybe they're only rare in Europe.

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Maybe they're only rare in Europe.

Brother Nobar,
Anything white in Europe is now rare.


YIC
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[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Maybe they're only rare in Europe.

They are certainly rare in Britain, Brother Nobar. But we can probably put that down to having been invaded by the French in 1066, 1216 and 1326.

Having given the matter some thought, and bearing in mind the above, I have opted for French Nationals as the likely culprits.

[Bjorn Jensen]

It's an animal, boo friggin hoo. Who cares? Since when does it say in the Bible that though shall not kill....stupid rhinos?

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Bjorn Jensen

It's an animal, boo friggin hoo. Who cares? Since when does it say in the Bible that though shall not kill....stupid rhinos?

This story isn't really about the stupid rhinoceros. This story is about the savages that we don't want to let into our country.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

A difficult choice to make, Dr Zaius, as many French Nationals are ex-Savage Immigrants.

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

They are certainly rare in Britain, Brother Nobar. But we can probably put that down to having been invaded by the French in 1066, 1216 and 1326.

Having given the matter some thought, and bearing in mind the above, I have opted for French Nationals as the likely culprits.

The "French" (really savage Germanic tribes) hide behind their effete "language" and supposedly enlightened "culture", their generally pompous attitudes, and snobbish "cuisine" (the Italians are credited for teaching them how to cook).

I'm surprised that Hitler had so much trouble with them (except for Vichy) - you would think they would have preferred to be reunited with their "roots".

When you have a culture that produces excessively perfumed soaps to hide their BO, eats snails, and trains pigs to root for truffles, who knows what kinds of hallucinogenic compounds are coursing through their brains.

. . .

The Franks were a group of Germanic tribes that, about the middle of the 3rd century AD, dwelt along the middle and lower Rhine River. The Franks appeared in the Roman provinces around 253 and soon thereafter established themselves in two principal groups, the Salian and the Ripuarian. The Salian Franks inhabited the territory along the lower stretches of the Rhine, and the Ripuarian Franks lived along the middle course of the river. The Salians were conquered by the Roman emperor Julian in 358 and became allies of Rome. During the early 5th century, when the Romans retired from the Rhine, the Salians established themselves in most of the territory north of the Loire River.

. . .

http://history-world.org/franks.htm

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

The "French" (really savage Germanic tribes) hide behind their effete "language"

The thing that annoys me most is the way they stick ràndöm nönsènse on töp of the léttèrs. And öccasionàlly alçö underneath. Does it help anyone? I think not. Half the time they are just speaking American words with a funny accent, but nobody is fooled.


If there is one thing we in England can be proud of (and there is perhaps only this one thing), it is that (on a national level) we hate the Frenchies above all others.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

The "French" (really savage Germanic tribes) hide behind their…supposedly enlightened "culture", their generally pompous attitudes, and snobbish "cuisine" (the Italians are credited for teaching them how to cook). I'm surprised that Hitler had so much trouble with them (except for Vichy) - you would think they would have preferred to be reunited with their "roots".

When you have a culture that produces excessively perfumed soaps to hide their BO, eats snails, and trains pigs to root for truffles, who knows what kinds of hallucinogenic compounds are coursing through their brains.

Perhaps that accounts for their sense of humour. Call me old fashioned but a punch line really needs to be snappy. Take a look at this example which can't really have lost too much in translation and you'll see that "snappy" is hardly the mot juste.

[Titus Templeton]

I mean this is the kind of stuff why we can't blame Hitler for invading France. It's not just today that horrible things happen there.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

The thing that annoys me most is the way they stick ràndöm nönsènse on töp of the léttèrs. And öccasionàlly alçö underneath. Does it help anyone? I think not. Half the time they are just speaking American words with a funny accent, but nobody is fooled.


If there is one thing we in England can be proud of (and there is perhaps only this one thing), it is that (on a national level) we hate the Frenchies above all others.

There are so many things that are annoying about the French that it's hard to know where to start - those funny characters are a case in point (and I would hate to see what their computer keyboards look like). I really don't know what they mean, but I surmise it's based on their aristocratic pretensions of being the "lingua franca", supposedly marked by sophistication and nuance. Of course all you have to do is look at the degenerate authors their "culture" has produced (Marquis de Sade, Balzac, Camus, Beckett, Sarte, de Beauvoir, et. al.) to debunk this nonsense.

Yes, the French eat frogs - which is why we call them "Frogs".

[Des]

Oh, rhino. I saw the word France, so my mind translated it as Vince the Wino. This caused me some confusion seeing as all Frogs are winos and I could see no reason to state the obvious.