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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 02:40 AM

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Which tends to indicate the sun is made of coal, No? Yes it does. Regardless of anything else, we can agree the sun is quite hot - we can feel it. Are you proposing that outer space is filled with ether through which the stars travel? I have heard of that theory - it sounds quite advanced.
on a hot summer day, you feel your skin crisp correct? that is the UV rays pounding against your skin, idiot. put sunscreen on and see what happens. your skin will not burn because sunscreen reflects the rays thus causes your skin not to produce melanin. but no matter how how it is in a place, your skin will not tan. heat does not travel in a vacuum look it up if you dont believe me. light, infrared, excites molecules and increases kinetic energy thus creating the sensation of heat. you can only feel heat with a medium or in a vacuum state, direct touch. and no the sun isnt made of coal because there is no oxygen in space. im literally teaching a toddler here.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 02:49 AM

you said heat doesn't travel through a vacuum, so how does the heat from the sun get here?


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 03:02 AM

once again. infrared light excites air molecules increasing the kinetic energy thus creating light. how many times will i say this?
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 03:05 AM

creating heat* sorry. im a little preoccupied with chemistry and trig homework
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 04:10 AM

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once again. infrared light excites air molecules increasing the kinetic energy thus creating light. how many times will i say this?
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creating heat* sorry. im a little preoccupied with chemistry and trig homework
So the sun creates heat, but not in space, only on the earth because the Earth is not in space? So you're saying that if the molecules of my body were in space, infrared molecules would not excite them, creating heat, because I am not on Earth? Or is what you're saying that there is no heat in space unless someone goes up to check, in which case there is heat, but only because they're there to check it?

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So the sun creates heat, but not in space, only on the earth because the Earth is not in space? So you're saying that if the molecules of my body were in space, infrared molecules would not excite them, creating heat, because I am not on Earth? Or is what you're saying that there is no heat in space unless someone goes up to check, in which case there is heat, but only because they're there to check it?

Are you sure you haven't gotten your philosophy and science classes mixed up? If a tree falls in the forest...
Sister, I too am confused. Doesn't the planet Mercury lack an atmosphere? Is he saying it wouldn't be hot there because there are no molecules to "excite"?


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 05:43 AM

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So the sun creates heat, but not in space, only on the earth because the Earth is not in space? So you're saying that if the molecules of my body were in space, infrared molecules would not excite them, creating heat, because I am not on Earth? Or is what you're saying that there is no heat in space unless someone goes up to check, in which case there is heat, but only because they're there to check it?

if your body was in free space, you would be baked because the high intensity waves coming at you would increase your body molecules' kinetic energy. that is why you must wear space suits when you are past the atmospheric point because the temperatures are extreme along with the very low barometric pressure. temperatures can range from 120 celcius to -160 celcius depending on if you are facing the sun or not. the surface of mercury is very hot yes because the gamma rays, x rays, and UV rays heat up the solid surface. look up does heat travel in a vacuum if you dont believe me. and james d, you are an idiot. a vacuum clearer is different then a vacuum of space haha god i cant believe you tried to make me seem dumb when that was the best you could come up with. btw your vacuum clearer is warm because of the transfer of electrical energy to kinetic energy of the vacuum and heat is given off. heat is energy. and i dont smoke weed and its not the devil's plant. THC is the active neurotransmitter in the cannabis that mimics dopamine in the brain thus causes the feeling of getting "high." im going to ask you a question. what happens to water when it boils on a molecular scale?
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 06:08 AM

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smartass, this is an easy one. what do the water molecules do when it reaches boiling point?
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smartass, this is an easy one. what do the water molecules do when it reaches boiling point?
They, um, move faster maybe? I don't know much about science.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 06:20 AM

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I don't know much about science.
DING DING DING BINGO! finally you admit it and boy did i know it! and yes they do move faster, good job im proud of you. the kinetic energy of the molecules increase to the absolute threshold of the hydrogen bond and break away from the liquid state to form the gas water vapor. now we are getting somewhere.

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 06:22 AM

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that is why you must wear space suits when you are past the atmospheric point because the temperatures are extreme along with the very low barometric pressure. temperatures can range from 120 celcius to -160 celcius depending on if you are facing the sun or not.
So, even though heat cannot travel in space according to you, temperatures can be as high as 120 degrees Celcius? That is extremely hot for a place with no heat.

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So, even though heat cannot travel in space according to you, temperatures can be as high as 120 degrees Celcius? That is extremely hot for a place with no heat.

Thank you. You have almost made me smile. Perhaps you should go to bed now.
yes the extremities of the space suit can reach those temperatures, it is heavily layered so the person inside doesnt die. and on top of that, astronauts must wear full body under suit full of tubes for cold water to run through them so they are somewhat comfortable for when they do face the sun. look up space suits, im tired of explaining every single little thing to yall, just research it
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DING DING DING BINGO! finally you admit it and boy did i know it! and yes they do move faster, good job im proud of you. the kinetic energy of the molecules increase to the absolute threshold of the hydrogen bond and break away from the liquid state to form the gas water vapor. now we are getting somewhere.
Wait, there's water in space? You lost me.

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I think there's a teapot floating around or something. I'm not really clued up on these things either.

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 07:10 AM

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yes the extremities of the space suit can reach those temperatures, it is heavily layered so the person inside doesnt die.
What a load of tosh! Spacesuits aren't heavily layered -- it's the tubby astronauts inside said suits that give a bulky appearance. The "astronauts" one sees posing in official NASA photos are body-doubles.

Astronauts need the extra fat due to the chilliness of space; during EVAs the chaffing of their fat thighs keeps them nice and toasty whilst scrabbling for dropped screwdrivers (dexterity is somewhat compromised due to the fatness of their fingers). NASA is perhaps the only government agency who actively recruit the morbidly obese, although this recruitment is vehemently denied by NASA due to their not wanting to appear discriminatory against those of average size.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 09:45 AM

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DING DING DING BINGO! finally you admit it and boy did i know it!
You might want to take a deep breath and get yourself under control again. Brother Levi never claimed to know much about science. The only one worshipping science here is you, boy.

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Then why did you make such a fuss when I called you stupid? Stupid boy.

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Wait, there's water in space? You lost me.
This boy never made much sense to me, Brother. First he claimed there was nothing in space, then he claimed there was water in space, while he obviously has never been there to prove either of these statements right. Apparently, he prefers blindly believing what someone with a PhD tells him over common sense. How could heat travel from the sun to the earth if there is no medium to carry the warmth? Logically speaking, this "vacuum" would be the best insulator you can think of, and we would be deep frozen.


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