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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 09-26-2010, 08:01 AM

The look on Yoshi's face is priceless.
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Unhappy Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 09-26-2010, 04:49 PM

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The look on Yoshi's face is priceless.
Who is Yoshi? I seached all of the the members of the site and I did not find anyone by that name. Not many slants get to be memebers anyways as most of them are inscrutable.


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Unhappy Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 10-22-2010, 09:20 PM

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Dear Friends,

People scoffed when I proved that Super Mario Galaxy is a homosexual recruiting tool. They remained skeptical when I caught Super Mario Sluggers striking again with their subliminal homosexual propaganda.

But now the critics are silent. The evidence is just too overwhelming. The Mario franchise, like backmasked heavy metal music, is filled with subliminal messages that are turning America's children into Christ-denying, bi-curious, democrat-voting little monsters.

For the Japanese learned their lesson from Pearl Harbor. Never again would they wake the sleeping giant. No, instead they would smother the sleeping giant in his sleep, smothered with a pillow stained with sodomite semen and feces.

Just look at the subliminal messages on the box art of New Super Mario Bros Wii:



I'll start clockwise, at top left:

1. I real life, bullet's aren't black, or even visible in flight. In Mario's escapist homo-utopia, they are a big black phallic symbol, referencing interracial gay sex.

2. The turtle reaching for his groin, which is obscured by a gob of white stuff. The face on the "cloud" has its cheeks stuffed with something. You can guess what.

3. Yoshi looks even more effeminate that usual, and has his mouth at groin height.

4. Prancing mushroom-men are explicity homosexual. Just look at the open shirts and limp wrists. There's a pair of them - no mushroom-woman to be seen.

5. Font is specifically designed to have as many soft round buttock shapes as possible. The "M" and "W" have the most obvious resemblence to the supple, soft-yet-firm buttocks of a somewhat chubby young "twink", but even the "B" and "R" bring jiggling bumcheeks to mind.

6. Every seen grass that looks like the grass in Mario's world? Or dirt that looks like that? No - just another excuses for more buttock-shapes.

7. Turtle is prancing. Nobody just walks in Mario's escapist homo-utopia.

Here is a closeup of some other promotional material for New Super Mario Bros Wii:



1. Two Yoshi's being "mounted". Notice no female Yoshis.

2. Lugi is holding on to the yellow mushroom man's groin.

3. Red yoshi's tounge is between Luigi's legs, commiting oral-anal sex (known as "dining at the O").

4. At bottom, a negro "twink". Notice there are no negress mushrooms.

5. And always the pipe. Mario gets coins when he slides down pipes. Teaching kids prostitution early.

6. Magic Mushrooms make Mario grow bigger. Homosexuals are known to use certain mushrooms as aphrodesiacs.

Also, when Mario finishes a level, he jumps on a flagpole, and with the pole between his legs, his slides down. Then he ends it all with a terrorist fist jab.

It boggles my mind how the perveted sex-maniacs at Nintendo managed to come up with so many deviant ideas. They must do nothing other than give sake-lubricated shiatzu massages to their ladyboy gieshas, and produce homosexual recruiting tools aimed at America's children.

I weep for America.
Your words make me frown, Super Mario is a children's game and nothing more!! You say the games are filled with subliminal massages that turn America's Children into bi-cuious democrat-voting little monsters. Well, gee I grew-up playing Super Mario games and I have never had a gay thought or have ever voted democrat! Heck, I don't vote at all...

It seems every shape in the game reminds you of buttocks, have you ever stopped to think that maybe it is you who is having a hard time coming out of the "closet?!" I mean, you are the first person I have ever found thinking just about every element of the Mario games represents homosexuals in one way or another! Maybe, you are blaming an innocent game for your own inner problems?!

As for Yoshi, Mario rides on Yoshi like we would ride on a horse, camel, mule or...jackass! Gee, the definition of "mount" reads:

"To place oneself upon; get up on..."

So of course, Mario and or Luigi have to "mount" Yoshi! As for the gender, there is an island full of Yoshi. I am sure there are some that are females in the mix! Others argue the the Yoshi species reproduce "asexually!" That is up to the fans to decide...

Believe it or not, there are female Mushroom People:

http://www.mariowiki.com/Toadette

http://www.mariowiki.com/Jolene

http://www.mariowiki.com/Mrs._Shroomlock

http://www.mariowiki.com/Toad_Waitress

Heck, if Mario, Luigi, Yoshi and the Toads are so "gay," then why would they go to such great lengths to save a Princess...who, gee is a female?!

Your hatred towards the Japanese is saddening too! I mean, doesn't the Bible teach to love thy "neighbor" despite their differences, mistakes and beliefs! You sir make me very disappointed...


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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 10-22-2010, 09:32 PM

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As for Yoshi, Mario rides on Yoshi like we would ride on a horse, camel, mule or...jackass! Gee, the definition of "mount" reads:

"To place oneself upon; get up on..."
Super gay.

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Believe it or not, there are female Mushroom People:
No doubt hippies.

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Heck, if Mario, Luigi, Yoshi and the Toads are so "gay," then why would they go to such great lengths to save a Princess...who, gee is a female?!
Because the antagonist wants to define marriage as only being between a man and a woman.

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Your hatred towards the Japanese is saddening too! I mean, doesn't the Bible teach to love thy "neighbor" despite their differences, mistakes and beliefs! You sir make me very disappointed...
Oh goody. A weaboo. Define who our neighbors are, using the Bible.


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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 10-26-2010, 04:51 PM

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Super gay.



No doubt hippies.



Because the antagonist wants to define marriage as only being between a man and a woman.



Oh goody. A weaboo. Define who our neighbors are, using the Bible.
Just a quick little question, why didn't you answer this part of his/her post?

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Your words make me frown, Super Mario is a children's game and nothing more!! You say the games are filled with subliminal massages that turn America's Children into bi-cuious democrat-voting little monsters. Well, gee I grew-up playing Super Mario games and I have never had a gay thought or have ever voted democrat! Heck, I don't vote at all...

It seems every shape in the game reminds you of buttocks, have you ever stopped to think that maybe it is you who is having a hard time coming out of the "closet?!" I mean, you are the first person I have ever found thinking just about every element of the Mario games represents homosexuals in one way or another! Maybe, you are blaming an innocent game for your own inner problems?!
Don't give me a bullshit answer either. I've played video games my whole life, especially Mario games. Shit, my mom works at Nintendo, and I'm not gay whatsoever. I'm pretty damn sure that millions and millions of other people played Mario and never came out of the closet.

Please, enlighten me.
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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 10-26-2010, 05:04 PM

I find it quite hilarious I was infracted for stating my own opinion/asking a simple question.

Some forum you have here.
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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 10-26-2010, 05:23 PM

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Just a quick little question, why didn't you answer this part of his/her post?
If you read this thread, the same question has been answered repeatedly.


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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 10-30-2010, 07:29 AM

i joined this forum simply to point out your ignorance.

i was searching for a image so i could print it on a lable for my gf since i burnt her the game.

yup, i play mario, she plays mario, i like vagina, she likes penis. nothing gay there.

i just want to discuss this, from an outside point of view, as to how people 'see' you.

the majority of people i know, are non religious, none of my friends care about it and live life as they should. to my religious friends, that is their choice and whatever helps them, be it christ, buddah or a flying spaghetti monster, it helps them. thats great!

now...if my friends started basing everything in their life on this god, to the point its consumed their lives to take to the internet where they think their voice matters, just to preach how 'gay' a video game is because THEY see asses and cocks everywhere they look...then that is THEIR problem. people are gay regardless if they play nintendo, watch football, mow the lawn, or drink coke. nothing is MAKING people gay!

whats GAY, is how a bunch of GROWN MEN flock to this web site 'in the name of christ' to talk about how they see dicks and asses on a video game. rediculous!!!

i respect your choices 100%, but instead of spewing your hate for something you're not comfortable with, take like the rest of the world...and just dont give a piffle! homos dont make your life any worse if they're around, unless they are hitting on you etc and making YOU uncomfortable. i say YOU being uncomfortable as in not standing around saying 'oh hes a fag thats gross blah blah blah' i mean YOU as in the gay man is trying to have sex WITH you, or making advances etc which would make you physically and emotionally uncomfortable.

your religion is turning into a cult. you guys are taking 'the message' that 'christ' is trying to give and turning it all to hate. you're missing the point. sure you'll argue that i havent read the bible and you'll try to be internet tough men by trying to be hard on the net and make me look like an idiot, sure. thats your right. but i'm not the one making piffleing threads about how mario and nintendo are gay and recruiting children.

you guys are as bad as the piffleing terrorists! thats how ppl see you. you're radicals. you might think you're happy but youre not. i'm happy i'm free of religeon, who knows, i might need it one day, but til that day comes, i'm happy. you guys can say 'have fun burning in hell' and you know what? if thats the case, i will i'll think of how those fag hating old men anti video game pussies were right but until them, you REALLY should step outside of your bodies, and take a look from uptop and picture yourself like ants. picture how were all nothing, just little beings with a life to do what we want.

theres MORE to life then being so piffleing stuck in your country and being racist and angry at anything thats not american. get a life, suck it up and leave your comfort zone. you christians and whites all whine how ppl are invading your countries etc but its just people like you are too afraid to leave the 'comfort' of your own home. you're too scared.

what are you guys afraid of? seeing the world for what it is? what your 'god' really created?

seriously. i DARE one of you to sit down and think, REALLY think what YOU are contributing to humanity. nothing!

one day you'll wake up, and you'll all realize the politicians in your country, or mine, or anyone elses, do not care about their people. they care about dollars. your god has been sold and people would rather just be confused and hateful and complain instead of DOING something.

i could go on forever, and i cant wait to see whatyou big scary american white christians are going to say to me! such internet radicals! too scared to live a happy life. before you know it, we'll all be dead, and we'd have learnt nothing. how amazing hey?
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This is what happens when people play this horrible game:



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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 10-31-2010, 05:53 AM

COM,

do you have any proof that playing mario turns people gay?

I just read your earlier post about the gay community looking forward to the game and you said that is was your 'proof'?

If a gay person of looking forward to a new suit, doesnt mean suits are gay.

Believe it or not but a family friend went to church for the first time 2 months ago, and a week later he came out and said he was gay. That must mean church and christian teaching makes people gay.
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Believe it or not but a family friend went to church for the first time 2 months ago, and a week later he came out and said he was gay. That must mean church and christian teaching makes people gay.
Actually, it means YOUR papist church makes people gay.

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Thumbs down Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 12-03-2011, 06:37 PM

Just because your perverted think that this is gay doesnt mean it is. You are the gays, the homos, because you associate anything with anal sex and homosexual crap. If you have ever played one of the Mario games (theres more than i can count) you would know this is how you fight in the game. Its funny to see that you associate everything with sex when it was not intended to or meant to. You are the homosexual perverts.
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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 12-03-2011, 06:56 PM

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Just because your perverted think that this is gay doesnt mean it is.
True, but what if God says so?

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You are the gays, the homos, because you associate anything with anal sex and homosexual crap. If you have ever played one of the Mario games (theres more than i can count) you would know this is how you fight in the game. Its funny to see that you associate everything with sex when it was not intended to or meant to. You are the homosexual perverts.
What you're saying here just doesn't make sense. Homersexurals are filthy perverted people who put their mouths and tallywhackers in places they don't belong, and who rape children and farm animals. No True Christian™ currently engages in these vile practices, I can assure you.


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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 12-03-2011, 08:33 PM

Your right, i have played this game and it made me go be a homo.
I had a huge want to stomp on rare exotic turtles at the zoo and got fined because of how i stomped on rare exotic mushrooms and turtles.
herp a derp herp


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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 12-03-2011, 08:51 PM

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Your right, i have played this game and it made me go be a homo.
I had a huge want to stomp on rare exotic turtles at the zoo and got fined because of how i stomped on rare exotic mushrooms and turtles.
herp a derp herp
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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 12-03-2011, 08:51 PM

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Your right, i have played this game and it made me go be a homo.
I had a huge want to stomp on rare exotic turtles at the zoo and got fined because of how i stomped on rare exotic mushrooms and turtles.
herp a derp herp
Well thank you for making the case for us.

Has it ever occurred to you that if you gave up these filty jap video games, you might not want to be a queer anymore?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 12-04-2011, 03:57 PM

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If you have ever played one of the Mario games (theres more than i can count)
Judging by your intelligence, that means they made a second one.


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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 12-04-2011, 09:38 PM

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Judging by your intelligence, that means they made a second one.
Did some research, theres 115 Mario games.
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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! - 12-05-2011, 01:33 AM

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Did some research, theres 115 Mario games.
You know that, but you don't know how many books there are in the Holy Bible, do you.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII isnt really homo unless you view it that way. - 12-06-2011, 10:58 PM

Last i know of, theres 66, not sure if you have changed it though.
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