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Default Re: Darwin Was An Inbred Demon - 05-06-2010, 02:26 PM

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Default Re: Darwin Was An Inbred Demon - 05-06-2010, 03:54 PM

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You deny the existence of magic yet you accept the Theory of Evolution. Do you not see the contradiction there? How can a rational person believe that some mud turned into some bacteria that turned into a sea worm turned into a walking fish that turned into an ape and turned into person without magic? No, Occam's razor tells the simplest explanation is the correct one and God fashioning men out of dust is as simple as it gets.



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You deny the existence of magic yet you accept the Theory of Evolution. Do you not see the contradiction there? How can a rational person believe that some mud turned into some bacteria that turned into a sea worm turned into a walking fish that turned into an ape and turned into person without magic?
I accept the Theory of Evolution because it makes more sense than God in my opinion. Let's take another example that it similar. Everybody started as a cell in a mother's womb that came from a father. The father's cell is being "fertilized" by the mother's cells. The cells multiply forming tissues. The tissues multiply forming "organic systems" (translating science words from Romanian is very hard). The organic systems multiply forming organs, including our brain. Not all cells and tissues and organic systems multiply though. Some have to remain for various tasks such as the white cells which have the role to protect our bodies from "intruding" cells, basically microbes or bacterias or however you say it in English. Some have to mix with tissues to form the skeletal structure of our bodies. Our very skin is basically formed from ever-growing tissues. This is not magic, this is science. I may not have explained well this but if you are curious about being fully detailed about this (which I highly doubt it) you can just google about birth.
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Default Re: Darwin Was An Inbred Demon - 05-06-2010, 07:11 PM

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I accept the Theory of Evolution because it makes more sense than God in my opinion. Let's take another example that it similar. Everybody started as a cell in a mother's womb that came from a father. The father's cell is being "fertilized" by the mother's cells. The cells multiply forming tissues. The tissues multiply forming "organic systems" (translating science words from Romanian is very hard). The organic systems multiply forming organs, including our brain. Not all cells and tissues and organic systems multiply though. Some have to remain for various tasks such as the white cells which have the role to protect our bodies from "intruding" cells, basically microbes or bacterias or however you say it in English. Some have to mix with tissues to form the skeletal structure of our bodies. Our very skin is basically formed from ever-growing tissues. This is not magic, this is science. I may not have explained well this but if you are curious about being fully detailed about this (which I highly doubt it) you can just google about birth.
I was under the impression that the mother carries the egg and the father supplied the fertilizer. It made a very small baby, that over a few months grew and the mother then gave birth. Not science now is it, its the work of God. Why are you changing topic , this is a bout Darwin having a brother and sister for parents.
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I accept the Theory of Evolution because it makes more sense than God in my opinion. Let's take another example that it similar. Everybody started as a cell in a mother's womb that came from a father. The father's cell is being "fertilized" by the mother's cells. The cells multiply forming tissues. The tissues multiply forming "organic systems" (translating science words from Romanian is very hard). The organic systems multiply forming organs, including our brain. Not all cells and tissues and organic systems multiply though. Some have to remain for various tasks such as the white cells which have the role to protect our bodies from "intruding" cells, basically microbes or bacterias or however you say it in English. Some have to mix with tissues to form the skeletal structure of our bodies. Our very skin is basically formed from ever-growing tissues. This is not magic, this is science. I may not have explained well this but if you are curious about being fully detailed about this (which I highly doubt it) you can just google about birth.
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You have reasonably stated the position of science, however God tells us THE TRUTH is different; humans start of off as tiny FULLY formed people in their father's (ie the Bible calls them seed). The mother's womb is just the a fertile place were this tinny human seed can grow, like plants do in a Farmers field. All of this talk of one cell dividing to form and increasingly complex system is just secularist propaganda like heliocentricism. After all we know from the 1st law of Thermodynamics information is lost over time, not gained.

Let's put it this way; if the THEORY of genetics were true that would make Jesus half Jewish. Does God say that in The Bible? No! Jesus is the Son of God. Not the Son of God and Mary.



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Default Re: Darwin Was An Inbred Demon - 05-07-2010, 12:09 PM

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I was under the impression that the mother carries the egg and the father supplied the fertilizer. It made a very small baby, that over a few months grew and the mother then gave birth. Not science now is it, its the work of God. Why are you changing topic , this is a bout Darwin having a brother and sister for parents.
I am not trying to change the topic. I simply answer to the questions directed to me.

If you name that process the work of God instead of science then that is your opinion. Not mine.

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You have reasonably stated the position of science, however God tells us THE TRUTH is different; humans start of off as tiny FULLY formed people in their father's (ie the Bible calls them seed). The mother's womb is just the a fertile place were this tinny human seed can grow, like plants do in a Farmers field. All of this talk of one cell dividing to form and increasingly complex system is just secularist propaganda like heliocentricism. After all we know from the 1st law of Thermodynamics information is lost over time, not gained.

Let's put it this way; if the THEORY of genetics were true that would make Jesus half Jewish. Does God say that in The Bible? No! Jesus is the Son of God. Not the Son of God and Mary.
Your truth is within the Bible. My truth is within science. The "seeds" are not fully formed people. "Aggregation stasis" (I think these are the words) is enough to prove it for me. The "seeds" are relatively solid at first but after ejaculation the "seeds" become watery. Also the seeds do not carry some tiny organs or tiny brains but nutrients to have the ability to create them. That's why many women throughout the world "abort" the process of birth in the first months due to it's bad timing. It is called abortion if I am not mistaken. The seeds aren't people at first, just a mix of cells, tissues and so on.

As for your last paragraph, an atheistic theory doesn't apply to a religious story mainly because that theory doesn't believe in the existence of Jesus either. (I have personified the word "theory" for better understanding why your last paragraph is invalid) If Jesus had one of his parents of Jewish provenience then yes, that makes him half Jewish.

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Evolution still makes more sense than God itself mainly because the Bible is so outdated and there is no real proof of God's existence. If you can bring me real proof about the Bible's provenience without quoting from your Bible (because that wouldn't be real proof, would it?) then I might reconsider a lot of things myself.


As for my part: I believe that life can be created from "mud". Mud is a liquid or semi-liquid mixture of water and some combination of soil, silt, and clay. The source of all life force is water. That's why the fish was created first. Also some might be wondering why we don't have tails or something like that. The answer is simple: Evolution has only one direction. Our minds have evolved throughout time. That's why a caveman used to have a lot of muscles and couldn't speak more than 2 vowels. The discovery of the fire, of the wheel and later of hunting weapons (the finally realized after so many years that blunt damage is just too hard for a killing blow) made them use their heads instead of their muscles. That's why muscles "downgraded" throughout time. I am also pretty sure that mankind could be classified as a different type of gorilla or something at the time when humans could not think.

Now for my final say: Such religious disputes will be endless unless the religious people bring God to Earth or the atheists build a time-machine to prove religion wrong. Also note that I am no scientist. I have simply presented some of the knowledge I have accumulated about this certain topic.
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I find it some what interesting that you a non believer in God would say this.

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As for my part: I believe that life can be created from "mud". Mud is a liquid or semi-liquid mixture of water and some combination of soil, silt, and clay. The source of all life force is water. That's why the fish was created first.
I was of the belief that you silly people think every thing evolved from some else. I am happy that you now admit God Created every thing
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I was of the belief that you silly people think every thing evolved from some else. I am happy that you now admit God Created every thing
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I never mentioned God.
But you did mention creation, if not God then who created fish? I am sure that man nor machine had anything to do with the creation of fish, so that leaves God.
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Evolution still makes more sense than God itself mainly because the Bible is so outdated and there is no real proof of God's existence. If you can bring me real proof about the Bible's provenience without quoting from your Bible (because that wouldn't be real proof, would it?) then I might reconsider a lot of things myself.
Can you prove evolution to me without using any science books?

The Bible is not "outdated" for the simple reason that God never changes. His Holy Word was, is, and forever shall be literally and completely true. The only reason you don' understand that is because your father is satan.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Darwin Was An Inbred Demon - 05-07-2010, 05:17 PM

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But you did mention creation, if not God then who created fish? I am sure that man nor machine had anything to do with the creation of fish, so that leaves God.
A handful of cells and a little bit of luck is enough. No need for God here.

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Can you prove evolution to me without using any science books?
Using prototypes, practices, simulations and the knowledge of how microorganisms develop it is pretty much proven as a valid theory. There is however no logical or scientific explanation for God nor knowledge of His history.

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The Bible is not "outdated" for the simple reason that God never changes. His Holy Word was, is, and forever shall be literally and completely true.
In your opinion. I am not going to believe in something that doesn't literally exist.

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The only reason you don' understand that is because your father is satan.
I am certain that I understand things a lot better than you might think.
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Default Re: Darwin Was An Inbred Demon - 05-08-2010, 09:44 AM

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I am certain that I understand things a lot better than you might think.
Good luck with that. I am sure you will see that we are right and you are wrong once you are burning in the fires of Hell.


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