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Re: The Minor Torments of Hell -
10-19-2012, 03:51 AM
In hell, college football games go on forever....No team ever wins.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Minor Torments of Hell -
10-19-2012, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
In hell, college football games go on forever....
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As do elementary school Thanksgiving pageants.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: The Minor Torments of Hell -
10-19-2012, 10:43 PM
Some miscellaneous (minor) torments
- Your alarm clock doesn’t have a snooze button
- Instant coffee isn’t instant
- Your nose hair grows with three times the normal speed
- After having washed your clothes, there is always a sock missing
- There are no elevators, just stairs and elevator music
- All internet traffic is routed through Chinese servers
- When you go to the doctor, you always get a colonoscopy
- If you call for a pizza, it’ll be delivered by Jehovah's witnesses
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Re: The Minor Torments of Hell -
10-20-2012, 04:30 AM
Disney's High School Musical trilogy is the only movie shown is all theaters.
All known pictures of Lindsay Lohan's vagina have been blacked out by Muslim Clerics.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: The Minor Torments of Hell -
10-20-2012, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
All known pictures of Lindsay Lohan's cooter have been blacked out by Muslim Clerics.
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Isn't that a good thing?
I don't want to see that . . .
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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