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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-31-2011, 07:10 AM
I get it. Ok. Haha
You know what else is evil? iPods. So evil because they glow in the dark and allow you to communicate with demons. Don't ever get one!
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01-31-2011, 12:14 PM
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You know what else is evil? iPods.
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That's the first smart thing you've said all day. Apple is a well known gay-friendly brand, whose mission statement probably includes the phrase 'homerination of the nation'.
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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01-31-2011, 01:18 PM
Candels............ NEVER BURN THEM! Do not let them in your HOME!
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01-31-2011, 05:27 PM
The troll dolls also grow in size once they've entered the home, and gain power.
Here's a picture of a "swarm" of them in the various incubation periods.
Notice the one in the center has almost reached human proportions!
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02-05-2011, 07:56 AM
"Ignorance is the Greatest evil, and knowledge is the Greatest good". To believe such essentials r used for evil in nonsense. Do you know that Catholicism is the first religion brought from Jesus? If so then you must realize rosary beads were used for prayer? How can something that came from the church Jesus and his disciples, be used as a sexual product? Are you trying to say the followers of Jesus wanted to present everything that way? Let's educate ourselves before we speak again.
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02-05-2011, 08:07 AM
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"Ignorance is the Greatest evil, and knowledge is the Greatest good". To believe such essentials r used for evil in nonsense. Do you know that Catholicism is the first religion brought from Jesus? If so then you must realize rosary beads were used for prayer? How can something that came from the church Jesus and his disciples, be used as a sexual product? Are you trying to say the followers of Jesus wanted to present everything that way? Let's educate ourselves before we speak again.
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Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians
Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!
Discussed and debunked.
1 Chronicles 22:12 Only the LORD give thee wisdom and understanding, and give thee charge concerning Israel, that thou mayest keep the law of the LORD thy God.
Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
Proverbs 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.
Proverbs 14:8 The wisdom of the prudent is to understand his way: but the folly of fools is deceit.
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02-08-2011, 10:26 PM
John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are.
If you are a sinner, it will not occur to you how awful the listed products are, and therefore you will not receive my prayer for salvation!!!!!!!!
Burn sinners!!!
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02-08-2011, 10:46 PM
Snakes
You should NEVER allow a snake in your house, even as a pet. Especially if you have women around the house. God only knows what will happen then but it is nasty.
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02-08-2011, 11:12 PM
Mine once read 666 in red letter. I'm Damned; I know I am
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02-08-2011, 11:32 PM
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Mine once read 666 in red letter. I'm Damned; I know I am
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OMG Sister! You posted that at exactly 4:12 SPOOKY!
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02-09-2011, 03:59 AM
Those injun "kachinka" dolls are full of demons. Don't bring one into your house or you'll be scalped in your sleep!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-09-2011, 02:16 PM
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OMG Sister! You posted that at exactly 4:12 SPOOKY!
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I guess this means that now I am ding-dong-diddly-double-Damned
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02-10-2011, 07:25 AM
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I guess this means that now I am ding-dong-diddly-double-Damned
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Psalm 23:4 Yea though I walke through the valley of the shadowe of death, I will feare no euill: for thou art with me, thy rod and thy staffe, they comfort me.
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03-03-2012, 07:26 PM
Whisks
Turns out Mrs. Hutchins has a drawer full in the kitchen. She had the audacity to blurt out "They are for whipping things". A five foot section of cane showed her the meaning of 'Whipping'. I filled the drawer with Church keys.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
03-03-2012, 07:59 PM
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Gnomes (they are demons just waiting to be brought into your home so they can come to life)
Gamer Joysticks (they are really an attena for demons)
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Atheists (Homosexuals) use these for anal sex.
Gnome's hats are shaped specifically for that reason by the Greeks, who, as we all know, were notorious for sodomy.
Joysticks (Joy-Stick), are just a modern version of the Gnome's hat. The "Joy" is a result of 360 degrees of movement allowed to the user (atheist). As technology advances, so does the atheists ability to invent new ways to be damned for eternity.
Exodus 21:20-21
20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
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03-04-2012, 01:44 AM
Kangaroo tail soup
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03-04-2012, 10:47 AM
Can there be a more depraved deodorant?
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03-07-2012, 03:54 AM
Reading this shit from this forum makes me sick. piffleing pathetic. " Flashlights are from hell! They cause demons blah blah blah" Are you all on crack?
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
03-07-2012, 03:57 AM
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Are you all on crack?
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