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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 03:46 AM
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But Austria is not an island - you ignorant arrogant heathen twat
Anyone with a working God-given brain knows that Australia is a CONTINENT. Unlike the USA which is just an average part of America. England is located on an island of the coast of the Kingdom of the Netherlands.

God has given His own blessed country to the Australians. We don't have to share space with hundreds of millions of the damned as 99% are Baptists. Praise the Lord.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 03:49 AM
Are you just going to go through the thread and make a comment for each individual post?

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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 03:53 AM
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Apply for a Green Card at your nearest American Embassy today. Jesus may destroy the Godless island of Austria at any moment.
Another victory for the Australians as we can spell Australia. Österreich is what the Austrians call Austria, but that is outside the USA, so it is better for Americans not to comment as they know nothing about things outside their miserable states.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 04:08 AM
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Anyone with a working God-given brain knows that Australia is a CONTINENT. Unlike the USA which is just an average part of America. England is located on an island of the coast of the Kingdom of the Netherlands.

God has given His own blessed country to the Australians. We don't have to share space with hundreds of millions of the damned as 99% are Baptists. Praise the Lord.
It's a large mostly uninhabitable island filled with things trying to kill you. A cursed place if ever there was one. Plus, Hitler.

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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 04:20 AM
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Americans pretend to be bigger, when playing their football. Aussies are real and God loves them as He died for sinners.
Yes exactly! why don't you call American football gay too.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 04:34 AM
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Yes exactly! why don't you call American football gay too.
'Gay' means bright and pleasant
and 'gender-confused' is the word you are looking for!
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 04:57 AM
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When do you start being hilarious? Because so far I feel kinda, well, let down.

Is this typical of Austrian humor?
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 05:17 AM
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When do you start being hilarious? Because so far I feel kinda, well, let down.

Is this typical of Austrian humor?
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 05:26 AM
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It's a large mostly uninhabitable island filled with things trying to kill you. A cursed place if ever there was one. Plus, Hitler.
What the piffle does Hitler have to do with Australia?? Looks like you are getting Australia and Austria mixed up. Dumb ass
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 05:30 AM
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What the piffle does Hitler have to do with Australia?? Looks like you are getting Australia and Austria mixed up. Dumb ass
So you're one of those ones who denies his own history?

Why do you hate the joos so much?
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 07:55 AM
Cranky Old Man,

Everything you have said on your first post is incorrect. All of your sources are wrong. That is also not the Australian flag.

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Australia was originally used by the English to dispose of lower class scum
Incorrect. When Australia was discovered, people of England were asked whether they wanted to live in a new land. Prisoners that were sent to Australia were not let free, they continued their prison sentence after they arrived in Australia.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 08:01 AM
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Cranky Old Man,

Everything you have said on your first post is incorrect. All of your sources are wrong. That is also not the Australian flag.


Incorrect. When Australia was discovered, people of England were asked whether they wanted to live in a new land. Prisoners that were sent to Australia were not let free, they continued their prison sentence after they arrived in Australia.
It would be ever so nice if you would please support this dribble with the Bible chapter and verse in which you found this. Otherwise we might assume you've made the whole thing up. Thank you.

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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 08:07 AM
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It would be ever so nice if you would please support this dribble with the Bible chapter and verse in which you found this. Otherwise we might assume you've made the whole thing up. Thank you.

And welcome to the forums!

Obviously you wouldn't find Australian history and statistics in the bible.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 08:24 AM
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Obviously you wouldn't find Australian history and statistics in the bible.
Then the original post stands.

Have you introduced yourself properly? We'd love to meet you and hear all about your love for Jesus.

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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 08:29 AM
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Then the original post stands.

Have you introduced yourself properly? We'd love to meet you and hear all about your love for Jesus.
You wouldn't find history for most countries in the bible either. Does that mean I can make up some nonsense and say God hates your country too?
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You wouldn't find history for most countries in the bible either. Does that mean I can make up some nonsense and say God hates your country too?
No. It means if you want to blather on about your opinion go somewhere else. If you want to share with us how much you love God, please introduce yourself. Tell us your favorite way to praise His Holy Name.

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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 08:43 AM
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Then the original post stands.
Furthermore,
You say that Australian history is not true because it is not in the bible. Okay, but how is what 'Cranky Old Man' is saying true either? His 'facts' and 'statistics' are not in the bible either. Sure he has bible verses there, but those are relating to the 'fact' or 'statistic'.
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.......but.......but DOESN'T THE BIBLE SAY THAT EVEN IF ONE PERSON IS GOOD IN AN ENTIRE NATION G-D WILL SPARE THAT NATION, HOW CAN G-D HATE AURSTALIA, I KNOW SOMEONE FROM AUSTRALIA, HE'S A GREAT GUY (christian) AND WOULD NEVER DO ANY OF THE THINGS YOU SAID IN THIS POST. From what you said in the begining, I can also, without a doubt tell that you are a HUGE racist, granted everonye is a little bit racist, YOU TAKE IT WAAAAY TO FAR YA BIGIT.

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Default Re: My little ranting :D (MLP FiM pun) - 01-07-2012, 09:46 AM
Does anyone know what this hopped up hippie is saying?

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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 11:02 AM
Not really. I think it is saying it is a racist, but I'm not sure.

Do you think it's dangerous?

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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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