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Default An new hell crying soul - 04-13-2014, 04:56 PM

We are now sice 10 years ins switzerland and so the only church we have is the paptiste church in aurich.

since a hard time we have a little son hwo is punished with spina bifida (no muscles and bodycontrol from chest down). But we tray to rise him like a normal boy that means we pin hes little feet wich are toepointet with the big toes under the other in normale boy size 4 shoes, we have him out of the wheelchair inside so he has to crawl like evry little boy and tray to punish hi, like a normal boy, diaper down with a little switch on hes plumpy little bottom and sometimes laying on the back on he genitale for werry bad behavior. But this spankings are werry dificult because this little devil has leg spasm specialy if my husband switch his penis. We need a christian spanking advice for that we think.

23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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Default Re: An new hell crying soul - 04-13-2014, 06:18 PM

You spikin waht lagwich plis?

Paptiste church in auriche is wear?

(Fellow Christians, please forgive the gibberish. I am just trying to communicate here.)

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Default Re: An new hell crying soul - 04-13-2014, 07:20 PM

I was at first reluctant to respond, but then I thought of a Christian doctor in Belgium who might be able to help you with your little punishment. He runs an adoption agency for hard to place children. Since the child is obviously not a blessing to you, why not bless someone else with it?

In the meantime, good luck in school. 8th grade is a little harder, but you'll get by.
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Default Re: An new hell crying soul - 04-13-2014, 07:41 PM

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I was at first reluctant to respond, but then I thought of a Christian doctor in Belgium who might be able to help you with your little punishment. He runs an adoption agency for hard to place children. Since the child is obviously not a blessing to you, why not bless someone else with it?

In the meantime, good luck in school. 8th grade is a little harder, but you'll get by.
Oh, no we my husband wouldnt give him away but we need some christian advice how to punish His little crippled body so he would feel that his disability dont spare him from good wantet corection.

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Oh, no we my husband wouldnt give him away but we need some christian advice how to punish His little crippled body so he would feel that his disability dont spare him from good wantet corection.

Thanks for more advices and Good bless
Hi sweetie!
What I'm wondering is, what on earth did you and your husband did to deserve such punishment from God?

Deuteronomy 5:9 Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,

Why do you hate God? Or are these the sins of your parents and grandparents that your son is paying for?
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Default Re: An new hell crying soul - 04-13-2014, 07:57 PM

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Oh, no we my husband wouldnt give him away but we need some christian advice how to punish His little crippled body so he would feel that his disability dont spare him from good wantet corection.

Thanks for more advices and Good bless
Your love for the child is obvious, but as a medical professional, I must tell you that punishment will not remove this condition. Bear in mind that:

Romans 14:4 For God is able to make him stand.

Our great, powerful, omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient Father in Heaven is not daunted by your child's condition, and if He willed it, the child would leap and jump and praise God:

Acts 3:8 And hee leaping vp, stood, and walked, and entred with them into the Temple, walking, and leaping, and praising God.

I think the Lord is calling you to take your hands off the poor thing and get in touch with a doctor. As I prayed for you, God told me to tell you that tithing to the Landover Baptist Church is a step in the right direction, but it would need to be of sufficient level as to please Him and to help Pastor maintain his humble lifestyle.

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Default Re: An new hell crying soul - 04-13-2014, 08:59 PM

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Hi sweetie!
What I'm wondering is, what on earth did you and your husband did to deserve such punishment from God?

Deuteronomy 5:9 Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,

Why do you hate God? Or are these the sins of your parents and grandparents that your son is paying for?
He is totaly aware of his sins: a little disobient devil, backtalking, wining, for the last days he always craing about this and that... My Husband is now a few weeks away and i like to whipp him so hard (snif) but i first need a advice how i should go on with pleas!!!
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My Husband is now a few weeks away and i like to whipp him so hard
My mom says women are not allowed to hit men. Not even when they leave to live in sin with another man, like my dad. She told me Eve did something very stupid 6,000 years ago and because of that all women have to submit to their husbands for always. She also told me she had a lot of pain when I was born because Eve was stupid. And it was extra painful because I was late. She hates it when I am late. Then she gave me a beating because I dropped my plate, again, and told me I disappointed her and Jesus. I don't think I will ask when I will get a girlfriend today.


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He is totaly aware of his sins: a little disobient devil, backtalking, wining, for the last days he always craing about this and that... My Husband is now a few weeks away and i like to whipp him so hard (snif) but i first need a advice how i should go on with pleas!!!
Sweetie, I was asking about your, your husband's, and your ancestors' sins against God. I've just cited Scripture that shows that he might be the victim of His anger because of the sins that you've committed.

On the other hand, probably your parents or grandparents were the sinners who offended God, because you show signs of being, well, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, if you know what I mean. (You probably don't, but, don't worry about it, sugar. Don't hurt yourself trying to think too hard).
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We are now sice 10 years ins switzerland and so the only church we have is the paptiste church in aurich.

since a hard time we have a little son hwo is punished with spina bifida (no muscles and bodycontrol from chest down). But we tray to rise him like a normal boy that means we pin hes little feet wich are toepointet with the big toes under the other in normale boy size 4 shoes, we have him out of the wheelchair inside so he has to crawl like evry little boy and tray to punish hi, like a normal boy, diaper down with a little switch on hes plumpy little bottom and sometimes laying on the back on he genitale for werry bad behavior. But this spankings are werry dificult because this little devil has leg spasm specialy if my husband switch his penis. We need a christian spanking advice for that we think.

23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
Have you asked your husband for permission before using God's Favorite Forums? Just making sure..
You are really struggling with the American language (God's Favorite). This could be because you haven't found The Lord yet. (which could also be the cause of your child's issues.) Please read the entire KJV 1611 Bible and maybe you will be able to communicate with us and The Lord properly.

I will be praying for you.


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I think I'll take a copy of this post to my neighbour. She's from Aurich and could translate it for us.
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Oh, no we my husband wouldnt give him away but we need some christian advice how to punish His little crippled body so he would feel that his disability dont spare him from good wantet corection.

Thanks for more advices and Good bless
I'm thinking it doesn't really matter considering he can't even go to church...

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17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

Though I would consult a Landover Pastor though before forsaking him.


"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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We are now sice 10 years ins switzerland and so the only church we have is the paptiste church in aurich.
Do you really expect us to believe that? For a start, there's a Baptist church in Zurich that you could attend. Then I searched goggle for churches in Aurich. I only found one papist church, but 3 Evangelical Lutheran churches, 1 Evangelical Reform church and 2 other of indeterminate type. I'm sure all of those would be preferable to the papist church. Have you checked out Freiwillige Feuerwehr Plaggenburg or Lamberti Kirche?
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If you want our help, I suggest you first introduce yourself in American.
Once you have told us where you go to Church, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. You can ask us for help with your crippled kid. But I must say, it is mind numbing to read such a bad post. Now answer our questions. Has anyone in your family a bastard or have damaged stones or privy member from four generations back?
And as for your Church, it's been ten years and you have NEVER went to Church? I expect you've forgotten about Jesus! Why didn't you swim across the ocean to find a Church? Tut, tut, the "christians" of today.


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If you want our help, I suggest you first introduce yourself in American.
Once you have told us where you go to Church, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. You can ask us for help with your crippled kid. But I must say, it is mind numbing to read such a bad post. Now answer our questions. Has anyone in your family a bastard or have damaged stones or privy member from four generations back?
And as for your Church, it's been ten years and you have NEVER went to Church? I expect you've forgotten about Jesus! Why didn't you swim across the ocean to find a Church? Tut, tut, the "christians" of today.
Dear Mary Thank you for your cind lines! Now im happy to hear i have a suport and will tray to search a way back to the Lord.

Maybe my unfaitfull cusine is the reason wy Good punished us with this little punishment. Im thankfull for every helpfull line to deal with our little devil.

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How can you be unfaithful with your cuisine? Did you cook lamb vindaloo instead of a juicy steak for your husband?
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Default Re: An new hell crying soul - 04-15-2014, 04:56 AM

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Im realy sorry, i wrote last time that my writing isnt very well. I should have wrote: cousin(:
So, you're married to your cousin and you cheated on him?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: An new hell crying soul - 04-15-2014, 08:42 AM

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Dear Mary Thank you for your cind lines! Now im happy to hear i have a suport and will tray to search a way back to the Lord.

Maybe my unfaitfull cusine is the reason wy Good punished us with this little punishment. Im thankfull for every helpfull line to deal with our little devil.

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Sorry I can't speak bad English. Would anyone be so kind if they knew what this Heathen language meant and could translate it for me?
All that I got from it was that you are a redneck hill billy and that you have a strong dislike for vowels. Has inbreeding done that to you or is it from sacrificing cattle to Satan?


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That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Default Re: An new hell crying soul - 04-15-2014, 08:59 AM

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Sorry I can't speak bad English. Would anyone be so kind if they knew what this Heathen language meant and could translate it for me?
All that I got from it was that you are a redneck hill billy and that you have a strong dislike for vowels. Has inbreeding done that to you or is it from sacrificing cattle to Satan?
Mary, I consulted my neighbour from Aurich, and this is what she thinks it says:
Dear Mary Thank you for your kind lions! Now I'm happy to hear I have a support bra and will search with a tray to the Lord.

Maybe my unfaithful cousin is the reason why God punished us with this little inbred child. I'm thankful for every helpful lion to deal with our little devil.

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