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Hello from Chicago -
04-17-2014, 09:45 PM
Hello, I am 19 years old, I was born and raised as a Christian in downtown Chicago. My favorite Bible verse is Proverbs 3:5 (Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding) as it tells us to have faith in God. I attend Third Baptist Church of Chicago every week.
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Re: Hello from Chicago -
04-17-2014, 10:10 PM
Welcome to God's favorite forums! Are you married? If so, do you have any kids yet?
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Hello from Chicago -
04-17-2014, 10:13 PM
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Welcome to God's favorite forums! Are you married? If so, do you have any kids yet?
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I am only 19 now, so no.
However, I plan to get married eventually.
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Re: Hello from Chicago -
04-17-2014, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Tomas Houston
Hello, I am 19 years old, I was born and raised as a Christian in downtown Chicago. My favorite Bible verse is Proverbs 3:5 (Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding) as it tells us to have faith in God. I attend Third Baptist Church of Chicago every week.
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Hello Tomas and to the world's friendliest forums!
It is so nice to see a new forum member who actually reads and follows the new poster guidelines.
I am sorry to hear that you live in that cesspool of Hussein Obama supporters. Does your Pastor take any special precautions to protect you from the Demoncrats?
Genesis 1:29 Genesis 6:4 2 Kings 2:23-24 Isaiah 30:33
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Hello from Chicago -
04-17-2014, 10:35 PM
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I am sorry to hear that you live in that cesspool of Hussein Obama supporters. Does your Pastor take any special precautions to protect you from the Demoncrats?
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I think the crosses just scare them away. Haha
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Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Hello from Chicago -
04-18-2014, 12:14 AM
Welcome, young Tomas.
It must be difficult to be a Christian living among Yankees and their unsaved fellow travelers. How ever do you manage?
My advice is to leave that place at once, lest you be in the vicinity when the Lord finally destroys Chicago. The city is one of the most wretched in the eastern part of America and soon they must perish.
We are glad to hear from you and hope the Yankees don't find you soon. If you want to move to a more Christian area, let us know. We can send you some money to make good your escape.
Good Luck and God Bless!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Hello from Chicago -
04-18-2014, 12:37 AM
You're not a part of that "Down Low" Gay Church Ring Of Disposable Homos, like the Obamas, are you?
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“It was more that Wright served as a matchmaker,” said Carolyn, a 20-year member of Trinity who has played a role in church administration and knows the Obamas personally.
“He kept his eye on the young guys coming up in Trinity,” she said, “and if he spotted someone that acted or looked gay, then Wright would give them kind of a guidance counselor-type direction on how to keep down low – how to do the things they wanted to do, but then also getting married and looking ‘respectable’ – being part of black society.”
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hello from Chicago -
04-18-2014, 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Tomas Houston
Hello, I am 19 years old, I was born and raised as a Christian in downtown Chicago. My favorite Bible verse is Proverbs 3:5 (Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding) as it tells us to have faith in God. I attend Third Baptist Church of Chicago every week.
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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Tommy. So you're 19, eh? I'll bet you work out a lot, am I right? I'll bet you get all sweaty in the gym with the other 19 year olds every day. Do you ever attend Prayer Circles with your Pastor?
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Location: Freehold, Iowa, God's Nation!
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Re: Hello from Chicago -
04-18-2014, 05:14 AM
You poor thing living in such a Sinful land full of Heathens! How do you protect yourself from their Hellbound ways?
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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