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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
02-15-2014, 07:05 PM
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You think Jesus is happy with you torturing an innocent child? I can't believe this!
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A child requiring such intense discipline is not "innocent."
Just saying.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
02-15-2014, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by RumbleGear
and 3. ...................... Cut..........Your child's...........HAND OFF!!!!! WHAT!!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED BEING WOULD CUT THERE CHILD'S HAND OFF?!?!?! AND POKE THERE EYES OUT!!!!! THAT'S BEYOND INHUMANE. I HOPE YOU'RE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. IF YOU WERE A TRUE CHRISTIAN YOU WOULDN'T BE SPENDING YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET SPREADING LIES ABOUT INNOCENT STUFF LIKE THIS. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!!! AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUIDE TO TORTURING CHILDREN???!!! IF ANYTHING GOD WOULD SEND YOU TO HELL FOR THAT!!!! I SHOULD BE REPORTING YOU TO THE POLICE FOR CHILD ABUSE!!!
what makes it all worse is that in that guide there were people agreeing with you! My jaw was on the floor! You think Jesus is happy with you torturing an innocent child? I can't believe this!
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What on earth are you talking about? Cutting hands off is a standard Christian procedure. For example Jesus hate perverted women who touch male genitals. Cure for this offence is same as for the sinning children.
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him,
and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
02-15-2014, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by RumbleGear
Once again something idiotic and stupid to something innocent.
1. Your child will not turn into a monkey.
2. That's a custom cover art. That's not what standard ds's look like.
and 3. ...................... Cut..........Your child's...........HAND OFF!!!!! WHAT!!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED BEING WOULD CUT THERE CHILD'S HAND OFF?!?!?! AND POKE THERE EYES OUT!!!!! THAT'S BEYOND INHUMANE. I HOPE YOU'RE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. IF YOU WERE A TRUE CHRISTIAN YOU WOULDN'T BE SPENDING YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET SPREADING LIES ABOUT INNOCENT STUFF LIKE THIS. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!!! AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUIDE TO TORTURING CHILDREN???!!! IF ANYTHING GOD WOULD SEND YOU TO HELL FOR THAT!!!! I SHOULD BE REPORTING YOU TO THE POLICE FOR CHILD ABUSE!!!
what makes it all worse is that in that guide there were people agreeing with you! My jaw was on the floor! You think Jesus is happy with you torturing an innocent child? I can't believe this!
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1. All atheists believe that they can turn people into monkeys, they call it evilution. Nintendo aren't Christians, so they will want to turn our children into monkeys.
2. You're saying they look even worse normally? Gross!
3. It's not us you have to report, it's God. God tells us to poke out the eyes and cut off the arms that made us sin. And when God says something you can't say it's inhumane, it's as good as things can be. Remember, God is good, that's why He has made these rules, just so the children affected by Nintendo still have a chance at heaven. Isn't that nice of Him? Giving people as many chances as they have limbs? I doubt your god has ever done anything like that.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
02-16-2014, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by BumbleGear
Once again something idiotic and stupid to something innocent.
1. Your child will not turn into a monkey.
2. That's a custom cover art. That's not what standard ds's look like.
and 3. ...................... Cut..........Your child's...........HAND OFF!!!!! WHAT!!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED BEING WOULD CUT THERE CHILD'S HAND OFF?!?!?! AND POKE THERE EYES OUT!!!!! THAT'S BEYOND INHUMANE. I HOPE YOU'RE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. IF YOU WERE A TRUE CHRISTIAN YOU WOULDN'T BE SPENDING YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET SPREADING LIES ABOUT INNOCENT STUFF LIKE THIS. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!!! AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUIDE TO TORTURING CHILDREN???!!! IF ANYTHING GOD WOULD SEND YOU TO HELL FOR THAT!!!! I SHOULD BE REPORTING YOU TO THE POLICE FOR CHILD ABUSE!!!
what makes it all worse is that in that guide there were people agreeing with you! My jaw was on the floor! You think Jesus is happy with you torturing an innocent child? I can't believe this!
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-03-2014, 09:10 PM
DS=DESTROYS SOULS
3DS=3 X DESTROYED SOULS
Please don't delete my post I just want people thinking the best handheld in the world stands for 'destroys souls'.
Last edited by Alphonse Alban; 04-03-2014 at 09:23 PM.
Reason: Typos fixed
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-03-2014, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ScienceWins
Please don't delete my post I just want people thinking the best handheld in the world stands for 'destroys souls'.
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Friend, no one here is deleting your posts. We also want people to know that DS stands for destroys souls.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-09-2014, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
Im not very in this "nintendo" and "disney" subject. But there is this kid getting possessed with a demon. You can see that the child gets possessed in the moment he unpackthe "Nintendo 64". I hope his parents did the right thing and beat the demon out of him.
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Oh God not that demon known as joy anything but joy (he said sarcasticly)
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-09-2014, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Science=Satan
Oh God not that demon known as joy anything but joy (he said sarcasticly)
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It might be small and quick glimpse of joy before they are turned into gaymers by these diabolical machine. It's not only the machine. All Nintendo games, like Pokemons and such, are satanic.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-12-2014, 01:20 PM
Sorry my friend but you are actually wrong I may think the DS is horrible for most of the time but DS actually stands for Dual Screen. However if you can use careful regulation and patience DS could boast a couple of opportunities for spreading Gods word. If you manage to get a bible cartridge you may stand a chance of using the DS as a electronic pocket bible.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-12-2014, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by mainquestforgod
Sorry my friend but you are actually wrong I may think the DS is horrible for most of the time but DS actually stands for Dual Screen.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-12-2014, 02:54 PM
Not all elders are right my Grandfather had his beliefs and I had mine except one of them is right.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-12-2014, 02:59 PM
He had his Roman beliefs I had the Christian ones.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-13-2014, 02:53 AM
You must obey your elders otherwise you will go to Hell. If believing in thier beliefs make you go to Hell, so be it.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-13-2014, 04:50 AM
So you would want me to believe in Roman beliefs and that Christian ones are wrong seems unlogical. Because my Grandfather wanted me to believe Roman beliefs and Christianity is wrong. That is a really bad reply, so you want me to obey my elder by sinning?
2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-13-2014, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted by mainquestforgod
So you would want me to believe in Roman beliefs and that Christian ones are wrong seems unlogical. Because my Grandfather wanted me to believe Roman beliefs and Christianity is wrong. That is a really bad reply, so you want me to obey my elder by sinning?
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Well, you must obey your parents and honour them but there is not law concerning Grandparents. Now that I reconsider this, if it is just your grandparents then you may disobey them and turn to Christ.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-13-2014, 05:50 AM
So basically I have to believe in Roman beliefs because my parents want me to and turn away from Christ and sin? That's rather unlogical too.
2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-13-2014, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by mainquestforgod
So basically I have to believe in Roman beliefs because my parents want me to and turn away from Christ and sin? That's rather unlogical too.
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Unlogical? my, you're certainly a speller . You call yourself a Christian? Have you even read the Bible? If you have a problem with the commandments in it, tell that to God not me.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-13-2014, 07:42 AM
No problem at all so anyway the DS stands for dual screen.
2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-13-2014, 07:54 AM
We have a incredibly new sinful disney game it's called Disneys magical world a game so bad you will scream. It has sixty awful demons to choose from and at the beginning it is blatant it has witchcraft in it. I will have to prove its demonic and horrible structure in the game you plant flowers, manage a cafe and millions of clothes to make young girls think you should look as good as possible if I can gain permission to post a thread about this I will thank god and pray for you. Mickey Mouse is in this game at the start he gives you a present and makes children think to move to demon altars which they thought were castles and Mickey Mouse rapes them. They say it's like heaven to attract children and witchcraft can be found at every corner. In the game they give a mii and they can input there birthday and name so they can know your age and rape them. If I can make a thread for this so I can go into more detail.
2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.
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Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! -
04-13-2014, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by mainquestforgod
No problem at all so anyway the DS stands for dual screen.
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You are repeating the lies of Nintendo. Just ignore their lies and focus on the TRUTH that is Jesus' sacrifice saving us from our sinful lives.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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