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Default Re: Destroy Stonehenge! - 09-07-2012, 03:07 AM

Don't Forget the Pyramids! These things were built as tombs for the "pharoh" which meant GOD-king after all! Such an Insult to The TRUE God!


Revelations 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
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Default Re: Destroy Stonehenge! - 09-07-2012, 06:20 AM

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Let us not forget the vile Poohenge
My Grandmother used to make us one of those but I would prefer not to talk about it.

For years the authorities have been talking about the need for improved parking facilities at stonehenge. If the heathen rocks were all ground down they would make a huge gravel car park for all the portly Americans and camera clicking chunks. The parking problem could be sorted very easily.

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Default Re: Destroy Stonehenge! - 09-07-2012, 07:52 AM

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Don't Forget the Pyramids! These things were built as tombs for the "pharoh" which meant GOD-king after all! Such an Insult to The TRUE God!
The silly mooselimbs are about to take care of the problem for us – and maybe use up some of their explosives that would ordinarily be used to try and blow us up. I say let them go ahead and when they have the task completed we can go ahead and vaporize that stupid stone at the haij in Mecca.

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Calls to Destroy Egypt’s Great Pyramids Begin
Posted by Raymond Ibrahim Bio on Jul 11th, 2012

According to several reports in the Arabic media, prominent Muslim clerics have begun to call for the demolition of Egypt’s Great Pyramids—or, in the words of Saudi Sheikh Ali bin Said al-Rabi‘i, those “symbols of paganism,” which Egypt’s Salafi party has long planned to cover with wax. Most recently, Bahrain’s “Sheikh of Sunni Sheikhs” and President of National Unity, Abd al-Latif al-Mahmoud, called on Egypt’s new president, Muhammad Morsi, to “destroy the Pyramids and accomplish what the Sahabi Amr bin al-As could not.”

This is a reference to the Muslim Prophet Muhammad’s companion, Amr bin al-As and his Arabian tribesmen, who invaded and conquered Egypt circa 641. Under al-As and subsequent Muslim rule, many Egyptian antiquities were destroyed as relics of infidelity. While most Western academics argue otherwise, according to early Muslim writers, the great Library of Alexandria itself—deemed a repository of pagan knowledge contradicting the Koran—was destroyed under bin al-As’s reign and in compliance with Caliph Omar’s command.

However, while book-burning was an easy activity in the 7th century, destroying the mountain-like pyramids and their guardian Sphinx was not—even if Egypt’s Medieval Mamluk rulers “de-nosed” the latter during target practice (though popular legend still attributes it to a Westerner, Napoleon).

Now, however, as Bahrain’s “Sheikh of Sheikhs” observes, and thanks to modern technology, the pyramids can be destroyed. The only question left is whether the Muslim Brotherhood president of Egypt is “pious” enough—if he is willing to complete the Islamization process that started under the hands of Egypt’s first Islamic conqueror.

Nor is such a course of action implausible. History is laden with examples of Muslims destroying their own pre-Islamic heritage—starting with Islam’s prophet Muhammad himself, who destroyed Arabia’s Ka‘ba temple, transforming it into a mosque.

Asking “What is it about Islam that so often turns its adherents against their own patrimony?” Daniel Pipes provides several examples, from Medieval Muslims in India destroying their forefathers’ temples, to contemporary Muslims destroying their non-Islamic heritage in Egypt, Iraq, Israel, Malaysia, and Tunisia.

Currently, in what the International Criminal Court is describing as a possible “war crime,” Islamic fanatics are destroying the ancient heritage of the city of Timbuktu in Mali—all to Islam’s triumphant war cry, “Allahu Akbar!”

Much of this hate for their own pre-Islamic heritage is tied to the fact that, traditionally, Muslims do not identify with this or that nation, culture, heritage, or language, but only with the Islamic nation—the Umma.

Accordingly, while many Egyptians—Muslims and non-Muslims alike—see themselves as Egyptians, Islamists have no national identity, identifying only with Islam’s “culture,” based on the “sunna” of the prophet and Islam’s language, Arabic. This sentiment was clearly reflected when the former Leader of the Muslim Brotherhood, Muhammad Akef, declared “the hell with Egypt,” indicating that the interests of his country are secondary to Islam’s.



http://frontpagemag.com/2012/raymond...-the-pyramids/


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Default Re: Destroy Stonehenge! - 09-07-2012, 09:31 AM

As always, I read these Biblical Science posts with great interest and often go in search of evidence to ensure that Inspired Thought is accurately following the Words of God as laid out in KJV1611.

Imagine my amazement when, having read about Stonehinge I noticed that at 10a.m. precisely, the sun shines directly into my garage. I consulted various almanacs and find that, due to the height of the garage door and the length of the garage, at 10 a.m. on mid-winter's day, and only at that time and date, the rear wall will be illuminated!

Obviously, there is a case of witchcraft here and its origin must be at the hands of the builder! With the house having been built in 1803, the builder has long-since been called by Satan, but the worry remains that on mid-winter's day a pagan sign will occur.

I am therefore looking to Landover to prevent this by (a) prayer and (b) supplying men and materials to raise the door to 26 foot and the length of the garage to 53 foot to prevent this evil from taking hold in our town.

The fact that these dimensions mean that it will be a good fit for my latest acquisition, the Newmar King Aire, I see as a coincidental blessing.


Yours in Christ and looking forward to a positive reply*,

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Default Re: Destroy Stonehenge! - 09-05-2014, 11:44 PM

Obama has summoned the Stonehenge, God help us.





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Default Re: Destroy Stonehenge! - 09-06-2014, 12:27 AM

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Obama has summoned the Stonehenge, God help us.
Why does that place look so empty? Isn't it usually overridden by New Age idiots looking for some "energy" or whatever it is they think there is in that place? Was the entire place closed for security reasons?

You know, if we find a way to keep Obama there, we could solve two problems at once: keep him out of the US politics, and keep New Age weirdos from venturing into that satanic place!
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Default Re: Destroy Stonehenge! - 09-06-2014, 02:55 AM

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Obama has summoned the Stonehenge, God help us.





He obviously thinks it is a golf course.


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