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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 03-28-2012, 10:55 PM

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Very well said. I agree!
What is your inspiration for your more enlightened stance? I often wonder where people draw inspiration from to see beyond the basic scriptures to a more gentle and loving God. For me, my love of Shania makes me strong.




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What is your inspiration for your more enlightened stance? I often wonder where people draw inspiration from to see beyond the basic scriptures to a more gentle and loving God. For me, my love of Shania makes me strong.
Like, to me...I do know that Scripture tells us we have a everlasting loving God. But my inspiration is understanding as humans, why we need to comprehend each others' feelings and boundaries. As well as knowing what to do in order to solve the conflict in a reasonable way; not cause violence or hate because -- there are people who are different. It's that easy to understand.

But God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. - Romans 5:8

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Angry Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 03-28-2012, 11:54 PM

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Like, to me...I do know that Scripture tells us we have a everlasting loving God. But my inspiration is understanding as humans, why we need to comprehend each others' feelings and boundaries. As well as knowing what to do in order to solve the conflict in a reasonable way; not cause violence or hate because -- there are people who are different. It's that easy to understand.

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What about Gods demands for the stoning of people who lie with those in a manner He considers an abomination? Do you think God was just 'kidding' about that part?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Angry Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 03-29-2012, 12:12 AM

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Last time I checked, stoning is illegal now these days.
So is anal rape of children son. When are you people going to realize that it is what you all end up doing.

If you tell me where in the Bible it says sodomy is a good thing, that being a Homer is natural and God approves, I will get you a medal.

Face it friend, you have been seduced by the barbed talleywacker of the Devil and you know with ever thrust into your twisted and demented partners rectum, you are spewing your potential Soldiers For Christ into the eyes of Jesus. Do you honestly think that is a good Godly thing to be doing?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Last time I checked, stoning is illegal now these days.
Which just shows how far the democrats have taken us from being a Godly country.


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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 03-29-2012, 06:25 AM

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Like, to me...I do know that Scripture tells us we have a everlasting loving God. But my inspiration is understanding as humans, why we need to comprehend each others' feelings and boundaries. As well as knowing what to do in order to solve the conflict in a reasonable way; not cause violence or hate because -- there are people who are different. It's that easy to understand.

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So, basically, your entire faith is made up of cherry picking the bits of the Bible that can be used to make your own opinion have some special pleading to divinity to make it beyond debate but steadfastly ignoring all the bits that seem harsh or unfair or totally blow your own opinion out of the water.

God loves us, sure, if we follow His commandments and believe in Him without question. God tells us to not be gay or that we deserve death if we choose to be gay. That stoning people to death is illegal at the moment is a stumbling block to His grace, I'll admit, but, at the very least, shunning gays and reminding them that they are choosing Hell seems reasonable in the circumstances.

I don't know what sort of pathetic being you think God is that He doesn't know from one century to the next what He thinks about fudge nudging.



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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 04-02-2012, 05:17 AM

Another reason why Gay Marriage is wrong is because God says that the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the Church.


With two gays in the same marriage, how would they know who is in charge? It would be a marriage with two heads or no heads at all.


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With two gays in the same marriage, how would they know who is in charge? It would be a marriage with two heads or no heads at all.
I think one head is up when the other is down, if you get my drift.


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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 04-15-2012, 03:35 AM

Well, some dudes will marry dudes, and some gals will marry gals. Its how our world is so get over it and "please" worry about your own life.
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Well, some dudes will marry dudes, and some gals will marry gals. Its how our world is so get over it and "please" worry about your own life.
Why do you want those people to go to Hell?


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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 04-15-2012, 03:49 AM

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Well, some dudes will marry dudes, and some gals will marry gals. Its how our world is so get over it and "please" worry about your own life.
Queers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 04-15-2012, 04:45 PM

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Why do you want those people to go to Hell?
It really depends on the person, and their beliefs.
Let me just make this clear for y'all to actually understand for once...
For example, if someone is gay or lesbian and they're Christian, which means they believe in Jesus Christ and He is their Savior, plus repenting of their sins, God will "forgive" them, which means (for the repenter), that they are guilty and feel bad of the sins they've committed. Plus, God forgives everyone, and he knows how they feel.
In addition to that, God does not want His children to go to hell. Neither does Jesus. That's why God sent His only Son to die on the cross for our sins so that we may have eternal life in heaven with our God and Lord.
As a matter of fact, it is false doctrine to say God or Jesus hates a certain group of people who have different feelings in life. That is the stupidest lie to say to someone when they already have grace in their life. As well as saying people who're homosexuals are going to hell for who they are.
It's not what humans say, it's what God has given us in His Word.
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 04-15-2012, 08:45 PM

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It really depends on the person, and their beliefs...
So what the Bible clearly says about the subject doesn't matter? Are you even a Christian?

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...Let me just make this clear for y'all to actually understand for once...
For example, if someone is gay or lesbian and they're Christian, which means they believe in Jesus Christ and He is their Savior, plus repenting of their sins, God will "forgive" them, which means (for the repenter), that they are guilty and feel bad of the sins they've committed...
Yes, the Bible says God will forgive them, IF they repent truthfully, which means NOT sinning any more.

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... Plus, God forgives everyone...
IF they repent truthfully, as explained above. Do you really think that someone saying, "Oh, I repent", once in their lives, and then continue to do that which offends God, is good enough?

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...In addition to that, God does not want His children to go to hell. Neither does Jesus. That's why God sent His only Son to die on the cross for our sins so that we may have eternal life in heaven with our God and Lord...
Read a little bit past John 3:16 for once, will you?

John 3:18-20 "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved."

Does that sound like God is endorsing universal salvation to you?


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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 04-15-2012, 10:23 PM

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So what the Bible clearly says about the subject doesn't matter? Are you even a Christian?



Yes, the Bible says God will forgive them, IF they repent truthfully, which means NOT sinning any more.



IF they repent truthfully, as explained above. Do you really think that someone saying, "Oh, I repent", once in their lives, and then continue to do that which offends God, is good enough?



Read a little bit past John 3:16 for once, will you?

John 3:18-20 "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved."

Does that sound like God is endorsing universal salvation to you?
Honestly, if even a foul, non-believing atheist can look at the clearly presented words of the Bible and understand what it really means-- instead of being mired in a bastardized, sanitized, feel-good cuddly cocoon gospel of modern invention
--than why, oh why, can't people who feel the need to call themselves Christians do the same?

People are so happy to be deluded. That's why churches are so crowded.

Didymus will eventually be struck down for not believing in God. He'll be surprised, because he thinks that God is not real. But at least he won't be whining about how he tried his best to serve God by being a "good person" who showed people all the tolerance and acceptance that Jesus did.

And until such time as God strikes him down-- or until people stop whining-- we will tolerate his presence because God can use him. But we will never accept the idea that his sins will be overlooked by a just and perfect God. Nor will we accept that homosexual acts are not sins. Because that is NOT what the Bible preaches! And people who say otherwise are fools for calling themselves Christians!


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It really depends on the person, and their beliefs.
Let me just make this clear for y'all to actually understand for once...
For example, if someone is gay or lesbian and they're Christian, which means they believe in Jesus Christ and He is their Savior, plus repenting of their sins, God will "forgive" them, which means (for the repenter), that they are guilty and feel bad of the sins they've committed. Plus, God forgives everyone, and he knows how they feel.
In addition to that, God does not want His children to go to hell. Neither does Jesus. That's why God sent His only Son to die on the cross for our sins so that we may have eternal life in heaven with our God and Lord.
As a matter of fact, it is false doctrine to say God or Jesus hates a certain group of people who have different feelings in life. That is the stupidest lie to say to someone when they already have grace in their life. As well as saying people who're homosexuals are going to hell for who they are.
It's not what humans say, it's what God has given us in His Word.
See where I stopped reading? "If someone is ‘gay’" they're not a Christian. Case closed.
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"If someone is gay they're not a Christian. Case closed.
That is such a lie...
It doesn't matter what people say that is false. There are gay Christians.
Gosh, you are an idiot.
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That is such a lie...
It doesn't matter what people say that is false. There are gay Christians.
Gosh, you are an idiot.
How can you be gay and be a Christian? God hates you and will burn you in Hell for not following His commands. Instead of being an insulting hateful busybody why not get with the program and actually start trying to please God?

Every time a gay inserts things into the rectum of Jesus by doing their gay things it's a terrible blasphemy.

Are you saying that you would also have Christians who bugger animals?



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It doesn't matter what people say that is false. There are gay Christians.
Gosh, you are an idiot.
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You have obviously not spent too much time with the Bible have you, Mr. Phate?

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How can you be gay and be a Christian? God hates you and will burn you in Hell for not following His commands. Instead of being an insulting hateful busybody why not get with the program and actually start trying to please God?

Every time a gay inserts things into the rectum of Jesus by doing their gay things it's a terrible blasphemy.

Are you saying that you would also have Christians who bugger animals?
Again, there are gay Christians in this world. Just saying there is no such thing as gay Christians is a LIE.
BTW, I'm gay, and I am Christian, just FYI. Which means I proved you wrong!
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