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Cool Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 05-08-2012, 08:50 PM

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Not a fake Christian, no. I am a devoted servant to God, and I will be until the day I enter his kingdom in Heaven. To be honest, I don't really agree with a lot of your beliefs, but I do not want to get into an argument about that We both agree on God, surely that is a starting point?

I no longer want to fruitlessly bother you. I joined only in a vain attempt to prove a false fact wrong. Please take this example:

If you saw an Atheist speaking ill of the Bible, would you not instruct him on the correct meaning?

Now you see my motive. Not to bother you or James, but to enlighten you. Please do not be offended, I only meant well. I am indeed a follower of God, but I don't think that this website shows my true beliefs.

To sum it up: I joined to help fellow Christians understand that this game that you dislike does not promote Anal Sex. I assure you that I am heterosexual and a Christian, although I do not hate homosexuals in a similar manner to you.

Thanks for hearing me out, friends. Like I said, I do not really fit in, so this may be one of my last posts, but please do not falsely regard me as "Unchristian trash." I love God with all my heart, and simply wanted to help a fellow Christian. I may sound paranoid, but only because I am defensive of my post and do not wish for any more fighting (like in previous pages).

So, Goodbye. May the peace of the Lord be with you
Friend, don't you hear the sirens song of Satan luring you with the game? Don't you think God would be happier if you were home, reading the Bible?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 05-08-2012, 08:52 PM

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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 05-08-2012, 09:13 PM

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...With all due respect, I was only misunderstanding the wonderful Word of God.
FTFY.

I guess you skipped the beginning of that book: Ephesians 1:1 "Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of God, to the saints which are at Ephesus, and to the faithful in Christ Jesus:"

Paul is writing to fellow believers about how they should treat fellow believers.


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 05-09-2012, 08:52 PM

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Do you have any proof that the game was intended to be homosexual? No.

Gabe Newell, the founder of Valve (who owns Steam and Portal) is married to his life partner and has two sons. Here more info about him: http://www.biblegateway.com/
Other Valve employees are similarly homosexual. Please do not turn this into a debate about sexuality, Rodimer.
Um . . . so you claimed they were all heterosexual, and now have demonstrated that in fact they are homosexual.

Do you even read what YOU write?


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 06-18-2012, 05:59 AM

This post is Nonsense the game never suggests the use of portals for sex our dirty minded friend made that up ,& plus he said portals are not in the bible therefore they are not real well according to that logic almost every invention should'nt exist my last point is that the cake was not a lie as there is one at the end of the game


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 06-21-2012, 11:28 AM

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Valve Portal 2 is a video game unlike any other game. Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting Muslims, democrats or whatever terrorists are called nowadays. With Portal 2 you get to kill no one. After getting stuck at 32% for ages all you do is fiddle with lasers and getting thrown around by jump platforms. It's amazing someone even bothered to make it.

Insulting GOD with techno-magical mumbo-jumbo.
With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense.

Whatever enters one portal, leaves the other one.


Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic! (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)


Dooming your innocent child to HELL!
Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else! John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Children and young women learn to love the companion cube:


Filling your child's mind with SEX, SEX and SEX!
Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

Portal 2 promotes people to have sex with themselves:


Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

The cake is a lie. No decent Christian woman would ever create such a monstrosity.


Stealing your credit card information.
Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.

Do you LIVE to piffle up concepts like this one?

NONE of the above is true in the way you put it, bitchass. That shit about something not being in the Bible so it doesn't exist? NOT TRUE.

Here's a FEW examples:

The Earth is round=TRUE and not in the Bible.

There are other planets=TRUE and not in the Bible.

The Great Flood=FALSE and in the Bible.

Jesus never had a wife=FALSE and in the Bible.



See? Or should I move on?
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 06-21-2012, 09:54 PM

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Or should I move on?
Yes please. You are giving me a headache.


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 07-10-2012, 07:51 AM

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Valve Portal 2 is a video game unlike any other game. Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting Muslims, democrats or whatever terrorists are called nowadays. With Portal 2 you get to kill no one. After getting stuck at 32% for ages all you do is fiddle with lasers and getting thrown around by jump platforms. It's amazing someone even bothered to make it.

Insulting GOD with techno-magical mumbo-jumbo.
With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense.

Whatever enters one portal, leaves the other one.


Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic! (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)


Dooming your innocent child to HELL!
Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else! John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Children and young women learn to love the companion cube:


Filling your child's mind with SEX, SEX and SEX!
Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

Portal 2 promotes people to have sex with themselves:


Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

The cake is a lie. No decent Christian woman would ever create such a monstrosity.


Stealing your credit card information.
Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.
Have you even played the game. It is a E10 game and there cannot legally be any sexuality in it. A 10 year old can play the game. It is a fun puzzle game.


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Have you even played the game.
I ALWAYS do my research!

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It is a E10 game and there cannot legally be any sexuality in it. A 10 year old can play the game. It is a fun puzzle game.
Sinning always seems like fun. Until you arrive at the eternal fires of Hell!

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 07-11-2012, 08:53 PM

I believe Viva Pinata promotes the use of killing and having anal sex with gods creatures, it also promotes homosexuallitly because of its use of rainbows and monkey dildos. ban this game because it made me want to stick various coloured pencils and in mine and others anus.
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 07-11-2012, 09:27 PM

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I believe Viva Pinata promotes the use of killing and having anal sex with gods creatures, it also promotes homosexuallitly because of its use of rainbows and monkey dildos. ban this game because it made me want to stick various coloured pencils and in mine and others anus.
You need to start a new thread, my son, so that we may decide whether it blasphemes Christ's name as well.

You must introduce yourself first, however:

>What church do you attend? (I will verify whether it is certified by Christ)

>How did you find him?

>What is your favorite Biblical (Authorized King James ©1611) verse?


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 09-24-2012, 06:51 AM

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Dear Friend,

Why would kangaroos have sex if they didn't enjoy it? The enjoyment of sex is hardwired into animals. If it wasn't they wouldn't spend time on procreation and would die out.



Do you have some special competence in kangaroo masturbation we should know about?

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excuse me but dolphins are the only or mammals besides us to have sex for pleasure
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 09-24-2012, 08:08 AM

Hey. Pssst. If anal sex is so evil, why do you spend so much time talking about it?


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 09-24-2012, 09:58 AM

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Hey. Pssst. If anal sex is so evil, why do you spend so much time talking about it?
Your typical atheist spends anywhere from 25% to 40% of their waking hours having anal sex. If we can continue bringing people to Christ, there will be less and less anal sex, which in turn will mean it won't be brought up as often.

Do the math!



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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 09-24-2012, 08:41 PM

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look, i understand that being a christian automatically makes you unable to think for yourself, so i understand why you need to justify taking everything out of context, and backing them with even more outrageous claims is not only ignorant, but it;'s completely unjustifiable.
Hello dear.

(I registered just to post on this thread, so consider yourself lucky)

I am so sorry (not) to tell you that not all Christians can't think. Yes, some Christians don't think too much but there's some pretty stupid Muslims, Jews and, I know it's shocking, atheists.

I don't know if you've met some pretty damn annoying Christians or what but please don't judge us on one experience. Just like the members of this side shouldn't judge atheists. I honestly can't understand why people would think that all atheists want buttsex, 'cause I know A LOT who really, really don't want it.

I can see why you'd think that logging on to this side and talking shit would be fun but please don't do it again. Please respect that these people have a place where they talk about their opinions. How crazy they might sound.

So, please, stop doing this. You're not convincing anyone in here (myself excluded though, but I had the same opinion already). This won't help. Are you realizing that you might put atheists in an even worse light?

Even if you have some pretty good arguments, making a post like this is extremely arrogant. Sorry to be the one telling you this honey, but it is.

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Hello dear.

(I registered just to post on this thread, so consider yourself lucky)

I am so sorry (not) to tell you that not all Christians can't think. Yes, some Christians don't think too much but there's some pretty stupid Muslims, Jews and, I know it's shocking, atheists.

I don't know if you've met some pretty damn annoying Christians or what but please don't judge us on one experience. Just like the members of this side shouldn't judge atheists. I honestly can't understand why people would think that all atheists want buttsex, 'cause I know A LOT who really, really don't want it.

I can see why you'd think that logging on to this side and talking shit would be fun but please don't do it again. Please respect that these people have a place where they talk about their opinions. How crazy they might sound.

So, please, stop doing this. You're not convincing anyone in here (myself excluded though, but I had the same opinion already). This won't help. Are you realizing that you might put atheists in an even worse light?

Even if you have some pretty good arguments, making a post like this is extremely arrogant. Sorry to be the one telling you this honey, but it is.

// Fiona
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 09-24-2012, 10:23 PM

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excuse me but dolphins are the only or mammals besides us to have sex for pleasure
Excuse me but you are WRONG. Ever hear of a monkey?


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 10-14-2012, 05:23 PM

Isn't that the same way God works? no one has ever seen God, yet he guides our life.
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Isn't that the same way God works?
Not really. God is not promoting ANAL SEX and stealing your credit card, silly.
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 10-14-2012, 06:22 PM

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Isn't that the same way God works? no one has ever seen God, yet he guides our life.
Baloney.



Here is but one instance:

(Genesis 17:1) "And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect."



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