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Default Easter is NOT about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs - 03-06-2009, 03:04 PM

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Default Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs - 03-06-2009, 03:58 PM

Nonsense. Easter commemorates Christ's resurrection and thus the completion of God's temporary sacrifice of Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to avert His own wrath. The fact that the devil pre-stole the date to create a pagan festival of fertility worship does not change that basic principle.


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Default Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs - 03-06-2009, 04:09 PM

That doesn't mean that you can't have fun painting eggs!


These eggs may not be the most colorful of the bunch, but they're a surprise to find. I tell the kids that they're eggs that I gathered from Eagles' nests.


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Default Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs - 03-06-2009, 04:15 PM

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Nonsense. Easter commemorates Christ's resurrection and thus the completion of God's temporary sacrifice of Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to avert His own wrath. The fact that the devil pre-stole the date to create a pagan festival of fertility worship does not change that basic principle.

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Default Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs - 03-06-2009, 04:25 PM

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Default Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs - 03-06-2009, 04:28 PM

Today holidays are all about the children. Everything is about the children, which is why we're seeing generation after generation of spoiled brats.

Little kids need to start associating the holidays with Jesus Christ, their savior, and not some bunny rabbit!


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Today holidays are all about the children. Everything is about the children, which is why we're seeing generation after generation of spoiled brats.

Little kids need to start associating the holidays with Jesus Christ, their savior, and not some bunny rabbit!
My little Zeb once asked me about getting a basket from the Easter bunny. I gave him a basket full of sweet bunnies, and then made him butcher the lot of them. Sure he hasn't spoken a word in the ensuing five years, and he does tend to be twitchy at times, but he no longer associates Easter with nymphomaniac vermin.
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My little Zeb once asked me about getting a basket from the Easter bunny. I gave him a basket full of sweet bunnies, and then made him butcher the lot of them. Sure he hasn't spoken a word in the ensuing five years, and he does tend to be twitchy at times, but he no longer associates Easter with nymphomaniac vermin.
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