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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-16-2014, 09:16 PM
Lmao I'm left-handed and proud of it.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-16-2014, 09:59 PM
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Lmao I'm left-handed and proud of it.
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A headless junkie is quite the role model.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-16-2014, 10:03 PM
I'm so glad you agree.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-16-2014, 10:29 PM
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I'm so glad you agree.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-16-2014, 11:03 PM
Oh boy I can't wait! Now I just need to spray paint "god is gay" on pickup trucks and I'll be half way there!
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-16-2014, 11:13 PM
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...I just need to spray paint "god is gay" on pickup trucks...
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Except by doing so, you acknowledge that God exists (oops).
And even if He was real, and was gay, what would be your problem with that? These people have a book that tells them God considers homosexuals to be abominations worthy only of a quick, gruesome death. You? What reference do you have that commands you to be a closed-minded, dimwit, f***head H8r?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-16-2014, 11:19 PM
Lmao I'm actually hella gay. If god was real and turned out to be gay I would probably bend over laughing at all the "christians" that would literally be so dumbfounded.
I'm really just a hella gay tranny satanist that's gonna have a big party in hell when this is all over
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-17-2014, 12:48 AM
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...I'm really just a hella gay tranny satanist...
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Non-LaVeyan, I'm assuming (or you're just as ignorant as to the precepts of your own religion as you are of Christianity).
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...that's gonna have a big party in hell when this is all over
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Except: the only "evidence" we have of Hell existing is the Bible. If you accept the Bible's word that Hell exists, then how do you justify ignoring everything else it says about Hell, i.e. it's not going to be a "party" (unless you define a "party" as being eternal agonizing torture [if you do, hey, I'm not judging, but I'll pass on any invites you throw my way, ta])?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-27-2014, 05:08 AM
"Let he with out sin cast the first stone."
Because I suppose you all think that you're with out sin? And clearly you don't know how to read. Yes, God favored his right hand. No where in any of those passages does it say that God casts all left handed people into hell. It clearly says "THE PEOPLE ON MY LEFT ARE THE ONES BEING CAST TO HELL!" Not "Hey, you're left handed, go to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200." Please. Learn to understand these things before you make yourself look ridiculous.
As people of God, no matter what religion, you're not supposed to judge people. So those of you saying that being Left Handed is disgusting and an alternative life style. Did you know that back in biblical times men had multiple wives? Adulrty at its finest. Also most of the population back then were bisexual. Homosexuality at its best.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-27-2014, 05:25 AM
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"Let he with out sin cast the first stone."
Because I suppose you all think that you're with out sin?
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Only those who are Truly Christian, and only because God Almighty Himself says so (1st John 3:6 -9).
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And clearly you don't know how to read.
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What an interesting thing to say in an environment where communication is limited to reading and writing.
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Yes, God favored his right hand. No where in any of those passages does it say that God casts all left handed people into hell. It clearly says "THE PEOPLE ON MY LEFT ARE THE ONES BEING CAST TO HELL!" Not "Hey, you're left handed, go to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200." Please. Learn to understand these things before you make yourself look ridiculous.
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By whose authority do you speak for the LORD? Why should we discontinue to believe what the Holy Bible says just because you waltz in here and demand to make all these changes? Do you really think an omnipotent God is completely incapable of saying what He means, and meaning what He says in His Holy Bible?
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As people of God, no matter what religion, you're not supposed to judge people.
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Are we to ignore what God tells us (2nd Timothy 4:1-5) in favor of your mere, mortal, fallible opinion?
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So those of you saying that being Left Handed is disgusting and an alternative life style. Did you know that back in biblical times men had multiple wives? Adulrty at its finest. Also most of the population back then were bisexual. Homosexuality at its best.
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Don't be silly. Adultery is having sexual relations with a person who is not your spouse. Multiple wives means multiple spouses.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-11-2014, 04:13 PM
Being left handed does not condemn anyone to hell if it did they would not of been a left handed judge I am proud to say I am left handed
And I quote Judges 3 verses 12-31
12 And the children of Israel did evil again in the sight of the LORD: and the LORD strengthened Eglon the king of Moab against Israel, because they had done evil in the sight of the LORD.
13 And he gathered unto him the children of Ammon and Amalek, and went and smote Israel, and possessed the city of palm trees.
14 So the children of Israel served Eglon the king of Moab eighteen years.
15 But when the children of Israel cried unto the LORD, the LORD raised them up a deliverer, Ehud the son of Gera, a Benjamite, a man lefthanded: and by him the children of Israel sent a present unto Eglon the king of Moab.
16 But Ehud made him a dagger which had two edges, of a cubit length; and he did gird it under his raiment upon his right thigh.
17 And he brought the present unto Eglon king of Moab: and Eglon was a very fat man.
18 And when he had made an end to offer the present, he sent away the people that bare the present.
19 But he himself turned again from the quarries that were by Gilgal, and said, I have a secret errand unto thee, O king: who said, Keep silence. And all that stood by him went out from him.
20 And Ehud came unto him; and he was sitting in a summer parlour, which he had for himself alone. And Ehud said, I have a message from God unto thee. And he arose out of his seat.
21 And Ehud put forth his left hand, and took the dagger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly:
22 And the haft also went in after the blade; and the fat closed upon the blade, so that he could not draw the dagger out of his belly; and the dirt came out.
23 Then Ehud went forth through the porch, and shut the doors of the parlour upon him, and locked them.
24 When he was gone out, his servants came; and when they saw that, behold, the doors of the parlour were locked, they said, Surely he covereth his feet in his summer chamber.
25 And they tarried till they were ashamed: and, behold, he opened not the doors of the parlour; therefore they took a key, and opened them: and, behold, their lord was fallen down dead on the earth.
26 And Ehud escaped while they tarried, and passed beyond the quarries, and escaped unto Seirath.
27 And it came to pass, when he was come, that he blew a trumpet in the mountain of Ephraim, and the children of Israel went down with him from the mount, and he before them.
28 And he said unto them, Follow after me: for the LORD hath delivered your enemies the Moabites into your hand. And they went down after him, and took the fords of Jordan toward Moab, and suffered not a man to pass over.
29 And they slew of Moab at that time about ten thousand men, all lusty, and all men of valour; and there escaped not a man.
30 So Moab was subdued that day under the hand of Israel. And the land had rest fourscore years.
31 And after him was Shamgar the son of Anath, which slew of the Philistines six hundred men with an ox goad: and he also delivered Israel.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-11-2014, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by yodajaws
Being left handed does not condemn anyone to hell if it did they would not of been a left handed judge I am proud to say I am left handed
And I quote Judges 3 verses 12-31
12 And the children of Israel did evil again in the sight of the LORD: and the LORD strengthened Eglon the king of Moab against Israel, because they had done evil in the sight of the LORD.
13 And he gathered unto him the children of Ammon and Amalek, and went and smote Israel, and possessed the city of palm trees.
14 So the children of Israel served Eglon the king of Moab eighteen years.
15 But when the children of Israel cried unto the LORD, the LORD raised them up a deliverer, Ehud the son of Gera, a Benjamite, a man lefthanded: and by him the children of Israel sent a present unto Eglon the king of Moab.
16 But Ehud made him a dagger which had two edges, of a cubit length; and he did gird it under his raiment upon his right thigh.
17 And he brought the present unto Eglon king of Moab: and Eglon was a very fat man.
18 And when he had made an end to offer the present, he sent away the people that bare the present.
19 But he himself turned again from the quarries that were by Gilgal, and said, I have a secret errand unto thee, O king: who said, Keep silence. And all that stood by him went out from him.
20 And Ehud came unto him; and he was sitting in a summer parlour, which he had for himself alone. And Ehud said, I have a message from God unto thee. And he arose out of his seat.
21 And Ehud put forth his left hand, and took the dagger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly:
22 And the haft also went in after the blade; and the fat closed upon the blade, so that he could not draw the dagger out of his belly; and the dirt came out.
23 Then Ehud went forth through the porch, and shut the doors of the parlour upon him, and locked them.
24 When he was gone out, his servants came; and when they saw that, behold, the doors of the parlour were locked, they said, Surely he covereth his feet in his summer chamber.
25 And they tarried till they were ashamed: and, behold, he opened not the doors of the parlour; therefore they took a key, and opened them: and, behold, their lord was fallen down dead on the earth.
26 And Ehud escaped while they tarried, and passed beyond the quarries, and escaped unto Seirath.
27 And it came to pass, when he was come, that he blew a trumpet in the mountain of Ephraim, and the children of Israel went down with him from the mount, and he before them.
28 And he said unto them, Follow after me: for the LORD hath delivered your enemies the Moabites into your hand. And they went down after him, and took the fords of Jordan toward Moab, and suffered not a man to pass over.
29 And they slew of Moab at that time about ten thousand men, all lusty, and all men of valour; and there escaped not a man.
30 So Moab was subdued that day under the hand of Israel. And the land had rest fourscore years.
31 And after him was Shamgar the son of Anath, which slew of the Philistines six hundred men with an ox goad: and he also delivered Israel.
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Typical Jew. God gave him an honourable mission and the lefty had to resort to subterfuge and lies and deception like some Jap at Pearl Harbour
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-11-2014, 06:51 PM
problem with that I am a believer and I am not a jew also no where in the bible does it condemn being left handed
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-11-2014, 06:57 PM
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problem with that I am a believer and I am not a jew also no where in the bible does it condemn being left handed
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No real believer would identify with a Christ-murdering, Redeemer-rejecting Jew.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-11-2014, 07:06 PM
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problem with that I am a believer...
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Really? You agree with these assholes that disobedient, lazy, or drunken children should be killed, along with homosexuals and witches? That non-virgin brides who have been properly paid for should be slain by the town elders at the city gates? That women slaves are worth about 60% of males?
You worship something called Jealous??
Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-11-2014, 07:43 PM
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problem with that I am a believer and I am not a jew
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or what? You quoted this yourself - did you not read it?
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15 But when the children of Israel cried unto the LORD, the LORD raised them up a deliverer, Ehud the son of Gera, a Benjamite, a man lefthanded: and by him the children of Israel sent a present unto Eglon the king of Moab.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-13-2014, 03:37 PM
so yetersday i was writing down bible vrses when i to my horor realized i was using my left hand to write, it almost feels more comfortable to do it that way now, someone help me!
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-13-2014, 03:42 PM
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so yetersday i was writing down bible vrses when i to my horor realized i was using my left hand to write, it almost feels more comfortable to do it that way now, someone help me!
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The can help you, son, but you must be sincere in your repentance and acceptance of His Lordship over your life. Are you ready to repent and be Born Again? Are you ready to be made Whole? Are you ready to be made into a new creature (2 Corinthians 5:17)? Are you ready to give over your entire existence, your entire sense of self, the rights to your own autonomy, and and be the fleshy exoskeleton of (Galatians 2:20)? Are you ready to present to the world your own face, but in reality know that God sees only Christ? If so, perhaps you're ready for Salvation!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-19-2014, 05:41 AM
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so yetersday i was writing down bible vrses when i to my horor realized i was using my left hand to write, it almost feels more comfortable to do it that way now, someone help me!
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Pray and repent. Maybe one suggestion, is to start out by tying that hand behind your back at all times, so you cannot use it. If not, this verse is always a good back up to have. "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire." Matthew 18:9
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-19-2014, 10:34 AM
Isn't being left-handed something that Cathlicks hate?
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