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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 12:46 AM

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This is NOT an RPG, ok? Stop bothering us. We know there is no country called Belgium. If there was, why on earth would people from there be called Flemish, that makes no sense!
Because Belgium is divided in 2 parts. One part is called Flanders, and people speak Dutch there. The other part is called Wallonia, there they speak French...


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Because Belgium is divided in 2 parts. One part is called Flanders, and people speak Dutch there. The other part is called Wallonia, there they speak French...


Okay, you're just pulling this stuff out of your behind now, aren't you.


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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 12:57 AM

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No, it is important that you do. OK, if it is real, what about a map of Beljiland - and don't give me none of that modern stuff that is printed by idiots who've never been outside Europe!

What we want is something with some real authority behind it, something with a history, something you could not have made with Photoshop - say a map printed before 1800.

OK, I'm waiting.
Well, Belgium is only independent since 1831, so finding a map from before 1800 was impossible. I found one from 1920.
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http://www.old-print.net/A1991920/A1991920027.jpg


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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 01:07 AM

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Okay, you're just pulling this stuff out of your behind now, aren't you.
No I'm not Sir, as small as our country is, we have two languages (and a small part also speaks German, so actually there are three, but they're only with 60.000 so that doesn't really count ).
I got the link from wikipedia to show you, might you not believe me, and as an inhabitant, I can assure you that this information is correct.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgium


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No I'm not Sir, as small as our country is, we have two languages (and a small part also speaks German, so actually there are three, but they're only with 60.000 so that doesn't really count ).
I got the link from wikipedia to show you, might you not believe me, and as an inhabitant, I can assure you that this information is correct.
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Son, we don't believe a word that Wickianpedia has to say on any topic. Did you know that they let any fool in there to deface and change around the information on the pages?

Just give it up. We don't believe your fantastic stories about "Belgium." Next you'll be telling us that you invented gravy.

I'd like to know why you prefer drugs to Jesus.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 01:26 AM

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Son, we don't believe a word that Wickianpedia has to say on any topic. Did you know that they let any fool in there to deface and change around the information on the pages?

Just give it up. We don't believe your fantastic stories about "Belgium." Next you'll be telling us that you invented gravy.

I'd like to know why you prefer drugs to Jesus.
You idiotic, retarded son of a bitch...
I have never taken drugs before, so don't even dare to use that on me again.
Fantastic country Belgium? Book a ticket to Brussels in your God given airplanes and come check it out!
You are just as bad as Islamic terrorists... They should tear you down to the last stone, throw a nuclear bomb on your facility, and spread anthrax-bacteries there so nothing can grow or live at Freehold for the next 6000 years.
And no, I didn't say I am going to do this, I'm just saying someone should!
I'm outta here


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I'm outta here
Yes, you are.

Enjoy hell, Frenchie.


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I have never taken drugs before, so don't even dare to use that on me again.
God hates liars. I can guarantee that you have taken at least aspirin or ibuprofen, if not other illicit substances.

What do you have to say for your mis-truths, now, boy?


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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 04:05 AM

So apparently on top of making of stories about a make-believe land, he's also an America-hating terrorist recruiter!
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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 04:11 AM

Flanders and Wallonia! Give me a break! I have heard of Ann Flanders, but they didn't name a strip of bog for her. Wallonia sounds like some horrid East German sausage made from soy.


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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 04:44 AM

If you repeat a lie often enough...

The myth of Belgium lives on. Tell them it's a myth, and they threaten you with a terrorist attack.

I really wish people would stop believing made up stories, but I guess I won't live to see that day.


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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 05:28 AM

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If you repeat a lie often enough...

The myth of Belgium lives on. Tell them it's a myth, and they threaten you with a terrorist attack.

I really wish people would stop believing made up stories, but I guess I won't live to see that day.
I wish I had asked him what language the indigenous tribes speak at the border of Flanders and Wallonia.


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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 07:07 AM

The poor guy…sometimes I have the same delusion. But what are we talking about…some imaginary country, that claims to be a kingdom, named Belgium, but even the people over there claim there are no Belgians anymore (they told me themselves!). After all, there’s only one Kingdom, and that’s the Kingdom of God. Praise the Lord! Let's pray for him....I was once like that, and there's allways hope for Salvation
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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 11:36 AM

I must admit that this Belgyland bit doesn’t make a lot of sense. There’s this fairytale Wallonia (“Well, Swash my Buckle! Here comes the Prince of Wallonia”) which is north of France – Hello! There’s nothing “north of France except sea! And then there’s “Flanders”, a character out of the Simpsons!

And what do they speak? French and Dutch, and where do they speak French and Dutch? France and Holland! (Oh yes, some of them also speak German! Germany anyone?)





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You idiotic, retarded son of a bitch...
I have never taken drugs before, so don't even dare to use that on me again.
Fantastic country Belgium? Book a ticket to Brussels in your God given airplanes and come check it out!
You are just as bad as Islamic terrorists... They should tear you down to the last stone, throw a nuclear bomb on your facility, and spread anthrax-bacteries there so nothing can grow or live at Freehold for the next 6000 years.
And no, I didn't say I am going to do this, I'm just saying someone should!
I'm outta here
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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 07:32 PM

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I wish I had asked him what language the indigenous tribes speak at the border of Flanders and Wallonia.
wanna know ?
we have this problem in our land thats had alot of attetion the past years
they call it burssel-halle-vilvoorden (those are the names of 3 towns here in belgium)
these towns are at the border and the problem there is that the population is 50/50 there half speaks dutch half speaks french
they don't have their own kind of language

and yes belgium does exist the city i live in is tongeren also know as tungri in the time of the roman empire
need a peace of history ?
check any history book that says anything about WW 1
you might encouter the afct that belgium stopped germany from attacking the french
if belgium is an imagenary country how can i stop another country in a war then ?
something else why do we have a king ? and a democratie ?
http://personales.ya.com/fororeal/enfrbel.htm
this link refers to our current royal family it even explaines a bit about them
our royal family even has a history
here:
Kings of the Belgians since the establishment of the monarchy in 1831:
King Leopold I
Reigned 1831-1865


King Leopold II
Reigned 1865-1909


King Albert I
Reigned 1909-1934


King Leopold III
Reigned 1934-1951; abdicated
(his brother Charles was regent 1944-1950)


King Baudouin
Reigned 1951-1993


King Albert II
Reign 1993-Present


want map that show belgium ?
check google earth
not enough you might have a mini globe you know those things you see in movies that are about school,or atleast have a scene with a classroom in it ? it represent the earth you can find belgium on there too

as reply to the fact that i responded "homersexual"

i was talking about your CAR! you guys are just plain idiots
you know what you guys need to be ?
a bit more open minded!!!

now probalby i will get some replys on this just telling me that im wrong and that all of this is not treu and all is a lie

wel good for you guys i know whats the truth and whatever you have to say it doesn't matter
if anyone should deserve to "burn in hell" its you guys

and guess what ive been to hell and i'm back wanna know something its a bar in our town that just went bankrupt so if i would be like you guys id say hell doesn't exist anymore!

say anything you want about me it doesn't matter i give up
just again you guys have proven that 1 man CANNOT shange the world to be a better place

i really hope that you'r entire comunity gets suid for acting like retards
i know kids from 12 year old that make more sense then you people
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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 07:37 PM

Really good stuff there Sonic. You should become a science fiction writer, with an imagination like that!
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Default Re: Beglium 2 - 02-17-2009, 07:39 PM

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The poor guy…sometimes I have the same delusion. But what are we talking about…some imaginary country, that claims to be a kingdom, named Belgium, but even the people over there claim there are no Belgians anymore (they told me themselves!). After all, there’s only one Kingdom, and that’s the Kingdom of God. Praise the Lord! Let's pray for him....I was once like that, and there's allways hope for Salvation
Well, how come you deny the existence of Belgium, while your profile tells us you're located there?
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I was right. You really are just a French surrender monkey.


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Default Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French) - 02-17-2009, 07:58 PM

now first of all belgium is not half german half french to the one that changed the topic
and no i am not french i speak flemish yes flemish wanna see the difrence ?
here's dutch: nou jij bent ook maar een raar kereltje hé
here's flemish: gij zijt toch ook maar ne rare zenne
these are exact the same!! sentences but in dutch and flemish
wana know the sentence in english ?
here: well arent you an odd fella
just stop acting like you know everything! becouse my thumb has more brains than all of you together
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