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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 04:29 PM
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So you have no other arguments than pointing out that I wrote wrong?
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What?
Look, you die then get resurrected at the end of the world and Jesus separates you into damned and saved then all the saved people (us) go to Heaven and all the damned people (you) go to Hell. The name of the game is not being in the damned pile.
Matthew 13:36-43
36Then Jesus sent the multitude away, and went into the house: and his disciples came unto him, saying, Declare unto us the parable of the tares of the field. 37He answered and said unto them, He that soweth the good seed is the Son of man; 38The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one; 39The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels. 40As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. 41The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 42And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 43Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 04:31 PM
Just got a PM saying that I recieved an infraction worth 10 points. That this forum is not a place for discussion, but a place to praise Jesus. I really don't classify hating Sweden as praising Jesus. So everyone that wrote something offensive against Sweden should also have an infraction.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 04:35 PM
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Just got a PM saying that I recieved an infraction worth 10 points. That this forum is not a place for discussion, but a place to praise Jesus. I really don't classify hating Sweden as praising Jesus. So everyone that wrote something offensive against Sweden should also have an infraction.
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If Jesus hates Sweden, and judging by its level of retards He clearly does, then we should praise Him for it. Sweden could do something about this but it chooses to be atheistic in nature.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by xxJacobxx
To start things off, *** SATANIC MUMBLING REMOVED *** ^^. If u didnt understand that use google translate or get a swede(Note not swizz......) to do it for you.
Now lets do this.
first off the forum creator was probably drunk when he wrote this since almost everything he wrote is plainly wrong(Danish flag wth?) Note also that switzerland and sweden are not the same country, if u look up a map there is a country claled germany between them and a "sea"(no salt water lol, doesnt count). and if I remember correctly a guy called Jesus(You may have heard of him) said this: "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you" - Jesus of Nazareth, as recorded in Matthew 5:44. So what goes on in this forum thread isnt exactly love(a big clusterpiffle of hate) So, the title "A true cristian" U put on members? U might aswell scratch that right away on any1 who wrote hatefull messages to any1 on this forum.
So how does it feel? been a swede, satanic and a faggot lover. Feels lovely now doesnt it =) Enjoy your eternity in hell
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There was nothing satanic about what he wrote, he wrote that this thread was the funniest thing he have ever read.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
If Jesus hates Sweden, and judging by its level of retards He clearly does, then we should praise Him for it. Sweden could do something about this but it chooses to be atheistic in nature.
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We are not retards, I would say that you are a retard saying that we are retards.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 04:44 PM
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We are not retards, I would say that you are a retard saying that we are retards.
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That sort of figures.
Do you even believe in God?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 04:52 PM
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That sort of figures.
Do you even believe in God?
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To some part I believe in God. But i'm really starting to hesitate, I really don't wanna spend time with people that write such things as there are in this thread ... Thank God the churches in Sweden isn't inhabited with people like you.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 04:57 PM
Also, I could report this forum since is has a "badge" or "reward" för being white. That's kinda racist.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 04:59 PM
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To some part I believe in God. But i'm really starting to hesitate, I really don't wanna spend time with people that write such things as there are in this thread ... Thank God the churches in Sweden isn't inhabited with people like you.
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Yeah, far better for them to be inhabited by people who pretend God didn't actually say gays should be killed or that you go to Hell if you don't believe in Jesus. Far better if they pretend God loves you when He clearly doesn't because you don't love God with all your heart.
Mark 12:30 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment.
Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 05:00 PM
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Also, I could report this forum since is has a "badge" or "reward" för being white. That's kinda racist.
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Good luck with that. Let me know how you get on. While you're at it take on the MOBO awards.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 05:07 PM
This gotta be the funniest shit I have ever read in my life! Get ur facts straight before you start hating and trolling on other countries. There are tons of pages with just stuff that's completely wrong!
piffleing retarded Americans that doesn't know a shit. They think they are the best in the world when they actually announced pizza as a vegetable.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 06:06 PM
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If Jesus hates Sweden, and judging by its level of retards He clearly does, then we should praise Him for it. Sweden could do something about this but it chooses to be atheistic in nature.
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So, Jesus hates Sweden? You sir must be completely retarded.
If you were a true christian you would know that Jesus does not hate anyone.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 06:10 PM
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I didn't see the post you're whining about but looking at this post I can see you're a friendly and inquiring sort of chap who is probably misunderstood and thought of (wrongly) as a rude, angry, flaming troll wherever he goes.
Why not introduce yourself properly and bask in the love of Jesus. I'm sure we can help you understand how to rid yourself of whatever demon infests you.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 06:15 PM
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So, Jesus hates Sweden? You sir must be completely retarded.
If you were a true christian you would know that Jesus does not hate anyone.
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Come again?
Luke 14:26: If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 06:19 PM
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Come again?
Luke 14:26: If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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And how is Sweden different from the godless american nation - no capital letters?
I if one reads, strictly from the bible, all countries are shit! Why pick on the great country of Sweden you prick!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 06:22 PM
The flag you posted is the flag of Denmark you stupid piffle
If you want to hate another country, atleast google the flag first.
I'll help you this time, stupid...
http://www.flags.net/images/largeflags/DENM0001.GIF
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 06:22 PM
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And how is Sweden different from the godless american nation - no capital letters?
I if one reads, strictly from the bible, all countries are shit! Why pick on the great country of Sweden you prick!
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01-03-2012, 06:35 PM
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So, Jesus hates Sweden? You sir must be completely retarded.
If you were a true christian you would know that Jesus does not hate anyone.
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Jesus a.k.a. God hates lots of things. But if you had read your Bible you would know that.
But never mind, you seem determined to make a fool out of yourself but I forgive you.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 06:43 PM
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...Why pick on the great country of Sweden you prick!
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Try using the "search" function, and you'll find out that God doesn't hate just Sweden, but also Ireland, Alcoholics Anonymous, Norway, John Lennon, cripples, Scotland, fat people, the Faroe Islands, Canada, railroad modellers, fags, Iceland, rational thinking, India, Turkey, tofu, porn-watching pot-smoking bearded arrogant atheist dicks, Denmark, figs (not a typo), Australia, and Reno, Nevada.
And that's just the first page of results.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2012, 07:04 PM
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And how is Sweden different from the godless american nation - no capital letters?
I if one reads, strictly from the bible, all countries are shit! Why pick on the great country of Sweden you prick!
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