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Pervert Guitarist Nearly Dies From Viagra -
05-17-2010, 11:49 PM
Let THIS be a lesson to all men: Taking those little blue pills for purposes of committing whoredoms infuriates Jesus and may lead to blindness, death, or embarassing bulges in your skin tight leapord skin pants at church.
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Guitarist falls ill after taking Viagra
BERLIN (Reuters) – Tokio Hotel guitarist Tom Kaulitz told a German newspaper on Friday he fell ill after taking too many Viagra tablets and could not see straight for days.
Kaulitz, 20, told Bild newspaper that someone offered him a Viagra tablet during a concert tour of Asia. After first turning down the offer, Kaulitz said he decided to try one. He said a little later he took a second one and fell ill.
"I first asked the seller 'Do I look like someone who needs help with that?'" said Kaulitz, whose brother Bill is the group's lead singer. "He said 'no' -- but that I should nevertheless try it out. I popped one in."
Kaulitz, a member of the German rock band that has sold millions of albums around the world, said he took a few more tablets used to treat impotence when he got back to his hotel.
"I popped a few more pills, probably too many," he said. "The next morning my head was pounding and everything in front of my eyes was blurry. It wasn't fun anymore. It was pretty bad."
Kaulitz said it took two days for the effects to wear off. "Unfortunately there were situations where it just wasn't appropriate," Kaulitz said.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pervert Guitarist Nearly Dies From Viagra -
05-18-2010, 12:23 AM
That sad, depraved man! Clearly, he needed someone to excorsize his demon and draw forth the evil so that it could come rushing out of him.
I'm just glad that I'm not the one who had to do it.
Smirkingly Yours,
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His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Pervert Guitarist Nearly Dies From Viagra -
05-18-2010, 12:27 AM
Drugs are dangerous. Don't people know that, already?
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Re: Pervert Guitarist Nearly Dies From Viagra -
05-18-2010, 11:05 PM
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Unfortunately there were situations where it just wasn't appropriate
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All this gives a whole new dimension to "that dick cannot play the guitar".
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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