Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
We had a Morman problem here in Texas a few years back, but we resolved the issue in a straight forward and manly fashion: We beat all we could catch and we caught a lot of them, we locked up their leader, Warren Jeffs, in our prison, we took their children and placed them with good Christian families, the surrounding ranchers confiscated their livestock and now the state has taken their Yearning for Zion Ranch.
We didn't trust them at all. We sent in armed Texas Rangers and a few tanks. If any were shot, it was kept out of the newspapers. A lot of them are still in jail and their Prophet, Mr Jeffs, will be there until after Jesus comes back. Then he will go to Hell.
We here have found this relatively nonviolent approach to be quite efficatious.
Brother Moss, I may be contacting you for more advice on the way you settled your Mormon problem, you see, our town has recently experienced a heavy infestation of Mormons for some reason. Like a plague of locusts, they are swarming all over our town, on our sidewalks and streets in Biblical proportions.