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Default Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home - 10-15-2013, 11:01 PM

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Here in America, we have taken the best of the world's foods as our own. We have French, Thai, Japanese and every other kind of Chinaman, Indian, Mexican, Italian, Argentine, Caribbean, German, Russian, Spanish, Polynesian, Belgian and even Swedish Restaurants. We have even found a way to eat some English food.

We have no Dutch restaurants, because we have never found anything in Holland that we want to eat. Having seen the pictures above, I am not surprised a bit.
My aunt actually liked our Stroopwafels but I agree, our food is a bit boring (but healthy). If it only were 1930... we'd still have Indonesia and its fabulous foods


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Default Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home - 10-15-2013, 11:27 PM

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Try eating Taaitaai, very popular when the Evil Saint Nicolas/Sinterklaas (yes, the predecessor of santa claus) gets in this country with his many black slaves. Anyway, good luck with swallowing Taaitaai without teeth, Old Man
Unlike Dutch elders, whose teeth no doubt have rotten away long ago due to all the taai taai; my teeth are in excellent shape.


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Default Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home - 10-16-2013, 12:36 PM

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Unlike Dutch elders, whose teeth no doubt have rotten away long ago due to all the taai taai; my teeth are in excellent shape.
Teeth rotting away? Hell no, we've got dentists, and insurance


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Default Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home - 10-16-2013, 02:00 PM

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Teeth rotting away? Hell no, we've got dentists, and insurance
You clearly know absolutely nothing about The Netherlands. Please do some research before making yourself look like a complete idiot. The Dutch only have mandatory dental insurance for children, not for adults. According to the statistics of the Dutch "Centraal Bureau voor de Statistiek" 50% of those over 65 years old no longer has their natural teeth. In the past this used to be 75%.

So al this "taai taai" clearly is a very bad idea.


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Default Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home - 10-16-2013, 03:08 PM

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Teeth rotting away? Hell no, we've got dentists, and insurance
The Dutchish idea of dentistry is basically just sodomizing a corpse and funding prostitution and drug use with Big Government tax revenues.

If I were you I would get out of Dutchland before you wind up pooping semen into a previously owned, barely wiped down, government issue colostomy bag.

Fortunately the Dutchish race will be extinct soon, since child rape does not produce offspring, apart from bacterial infection.


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I heard the only straight man in the Netherlands was recently sodomized to death by a police dog trained to prevent straight, same species marriage.

I highly doubt the story, as there is no incentive for a straight person to visit the assrape capital of the world.


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Default Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home - 10-18-2013, 10:34 AM

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You clearly know absolutely nothing about The Netherlands. Please do some research before making yourself look like a complete idiot. The Dutch only have mandatory dental insurance for children, not for adults. According to the statistics of the Dutch "Centraal Bureau voor de Statistiek" 50% of those over 65 years old no longer has their natural teeth. In the past this used to be 75%.

So al this "taai taai" clearly is a very bad idea.
Even the cheapest non-mandatory insurance is a better insurance than you can get in the beautiful USA . And we probably remove natural teeth because they decay, instead of living with pain like you nitwits do.

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I heard the only straight man in the Netherlands was recently sodomized to death by a police dog trained to prevent straight, same species marriage.

I highly doubt the story, as there is no incentive for a straight person to visit the assrape capital of the world.
You clearly know absolutely nothing about The Netherlands. Please do some research before making yourself look like a complete idiot.


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Even the cheapest non-mandatory insurance is a better insurance than you can get in the beautiful USA . And we probably remove natural teeth because they decay, instead of living with pain like you nitwits do.
You know, that's what the root canal is for. Really no need to either remove the tooth or "live with pain."
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You know, that's what the root canal is for. Really no need to either remove the tooth or "live with pain."
As a dentist, I can say without doubt that the combination of a root canal and prayer will relieve virtually any tooth infection.


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As a dentist, I can say without doubt that the combination of a root canal and prayer will relieve virtually any tooth infection.
Right? I had a root canal a couple of weeks ago, I prayed A LOT, and now I don't even remember which tooth was it. It was all thanks to , nothing to do with the experience of the dentist who did the procedure.
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