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Old 07-08-2014, 07:32 PM
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My last statement was, that you either agree with the entire Bible, or reject it as a whole.

You say you agree with me, and yet you say you agree with some parts of the Bible and disagree with others...? Don't you see a contradiction in what you are saying?

Besides, in order to agree/disagree with the Bible you would have to actually have read it. Which I don't think you did.
I agree with certain ideas in the Bible, like the idea of love and forgiveness. I don't agree with all the hate, murder, rape, and oppression in the Bible. I only agree with the ideas. Frankly, I don't understand how the Bible can talk about love and forgiveness one minute, then preach rape and murder the next. We pick and choose what we believe in all the time as far as morality goes, but I don't get my morality from the Bible. SOME of my morals are found in the Bible, however. Like love, being kind to others, being compassionate, and forgiveness.
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I agree with certain ideas in the Bible, like the idea of love and forgiveness. I don't agree with all the hate, murder, rape, and oppression in the Bible. I only agree with the ideas. Frankly, I don't understand how the Bible can talk about love and forgiveness one minute, then preach rape and murder the next. We pick and choose what we believe in all the time as far as morality goes, but I don't get my morality from the Bible. SOME of my morals are found in the Bible, however. Like love, being kind to others, being compassionate, and forgiveness.
That's easy, sweetie. Love and compassion applies only within the Christian community, dear. God allows - actually, commands - us to kill or at least enslave everybody else.
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That'seasy, sweetie. Love and compassion applies only within the Christian community, dear. God allows - actually, commands - us to kill or at least enslave everybody else.
Exactly. I don't agree with that. I think it's wrong to kill and enslave others, so obviously I can't be a Christian or believe in god. How can love exist alongside hate? One can't live while the other survives.
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Exactly. I don't agree with that. I think it's wrong to kill and enslave others, so obviously I can't be a Christian or believe in god. How can love exist alongside hate? One can't live while the other survives.
That's your decision. What is more important - rules of God, or what you think is right?

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May I as a black American Christian slap a mouthy white woman who is in need of correction???
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May I as a black American Christian slap a mouthy white woman who is in need of correction???
I know that your habits are just like that, slapping a woman without any reason. That is quite rude and vulgar behaviour.

Have you grown up in a jungle or what?
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I will beat my wife every day if she does not read bible
she only may read other books that I approve Women like to read porn
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sorry i mean Women like to read porn. bi careful they do not sneak out in a store to read
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Wrong. If your husband really does love you, he will hit you to ensure you spend eternity in the embrace of Jesus.
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I agree with certain ideas in the Bible, like the idea of love and forgiveness. I don't agree with all the hate, murder, rape, and oppression in the Bible. I only agree with the ideas. Frankly, I don't understand how the Bible can talk about love and forgiveness one minute, then preach rape and murder the next. We pick and choose what we believe in all the time as far as morality goes, but I don't get my morality from the Bible. SOME of my morals are found in the Bible, however. Like love, being kind to others, being compassionate, and forgiveness.
You don't have any children, do you? You see, children, much like the people back in the Old Testament Days, are morally feral (Proverbs 22:15; Hebrews 12:7). They pick up whatever may seem to work, whatever advances their own desires. They quite literally need sense beaten into them. You may think that sounds awful, but the truth is, a Jew, like a child, doesn't understand the need for forgiveness without punishment. If there is no punishment involved, the Jew, like a child, will think everything is just fine, competely unaware of the offense they've given. These are two sides to the same coin, dear, Mercy and Justice.

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I Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. KJV
The passage you quoted does not require you to say "yes sir" but rather prohibits speech altogether.
How utterly foolish of me! I am so sorry for using the wrong Scripture. My father punished me thoroughly for it, and I spent a long time in my prayer closet studying more closely the Bible.
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How utterly foolish of me! I am so sorry for using the wrong Scripture. My father punished me thoroughly for it, and I spent a long time in my prayer closet studying more closely the Bible.
Can we take a little pause here and see that it specifically says "at church"?
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Can we take a little pause here and see that it specifically says "at church"?
Unequally-yoked women are expected to convert their unbelieving husbands without words.

1 Pet 3:1-2 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; while they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

Their actions at home must be enough. What stone-hearted atheist could resist the Gospel if his wife was suddenly afraid of him and started doing everything he said without arguing?
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But I like slapping unbelieving mouthy white women!!
Where do get off abusing another man's property?

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Where do get off abusing another man's property?

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