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Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses -
07-31-2010, 10:45 AM
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So you are saying that there is a risk that germs will be transferred to the new wearer, infecting them?
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Yes.
Being a pirate, I'm sure you steal the clothing of those whom you rape, pillage, and plunder.
I hope this puts the fear of God into you.
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07-31-2010, 10:58 AM
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Being a pirate, I'm sure you steal the clothing of those whom you rape, pillage, and plunder.
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Yes .... but white really is NOT good for his complexion.
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07-31-2010, 11:01 AM
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Ladies of Landover, please read no further because this reply is much too graphic for your modest sensibilities.
3. The buck's thingie just tore through the dress and slid through the undergarments, thus leaving a trail of germs
4. The negress didn't bother to wash any of the clothing after the incident so the bugs just stayed there.
5. The negress then passes on the clothing to the second person.
6. Being of limited means, the second person just put them on even though the undergarments were too small.
7. While waddling down the aisle to face the Afro-centric ceremony, the undergarments wear a raw spot in her...........uh, private parts.
8. The dormant bugs jump right into the raw spot.
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Ahem... Germs? Bugs? I realise that using euphemisms may make things simpler for heathens to understand, but I think it's important to be clear. Where I come from, we call a demon a demon.
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07-31-2010, 11:07 AM
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Ahem... Germs? Bugs? I realise that using euphemisms may make things simpler for heathens to understand, but I think it's important to be clear. Where I come from, we call a demon a demon.
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I try to keep it simple when I'm talking to pirates. They're a little dense.
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07-31-2010, 11:24 AM
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Yes .... but white really is NOT good for his complexion.
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Now that is a demonic wedding dress
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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07-31-2010, 11:35 AM
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Ahem... Germs? Bugs? I realise that using euphemisms may make things simpler for heathens to understand, but I think it's important to be clear. Where I come from, we call a demon a demon.
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That is what I was trying to get Monsignor Tannor to clarify, what was the mechanism by which the infection was transmitted and he does seem to believe that is is by Germs not demons. I did ask for clarification and again he said Gems not Demons, not changeing his story until you made your post, when he suddenly started to back pedal. Are you sure the Monsignor is a true christian?
Now personally I stick to the tenants of the scriptures...
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50 Ahoy there ye dogs; Swab the decks daily or ye house will sink.
55 Cleanliness is next to Noodliness.
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If you stay clean as directed by the scriptures then what ever the mechanism for the transmission of such infection you should find they are much less of a problem.
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07-31-2010, 11:42 AM
I think this is more his style ...
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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07-31-2010, 11:45 AM
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I think this is more his style ...
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Very pretty pirate
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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07-31-2010, 11:57 AM
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I think this is more his style ...
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Chaz how wrong you are, no respectable wench would be seen dead in those abominations you chose to photo-shop. These on the other hand are more in keeping with a wench of taste.
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07-31-2010, 12:17 PM
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These on the other hand are more in keeping with a wench of taste.
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Are you implying that you are a wench of taste?
I do like your necklace ... now that is very tasteful!
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07-31-2010, 12:23 PM
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That is what I was trying to get Monsignor Tannor to clarify, what was the mechanism by which the infection was transmitted and he does seem to believe that is is by Germs not demons. I did ask for clarification and again he said Gems not Demons, not changeing his story until you made your post, when he suddenly started to back pedal. Are you sure the Monsignor is a true christian?
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Look, Bluebeard, I've already said I try to keep it simple when explaining something to the less-than-Mensa crowd.
Please, now just go slip into something frilly and leave me alone.
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07-31-2010, 12:28 PM
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Are you implying that you are a wench of taste?
I do like your necklace ... now that is very tasteful!
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I am not implying anything, I will leave that to those that know nothing about me, I just felt that you were using very poor source material, if you are going to try to insult me then I thought I would give you something better to work with.
As to whether your insults have any effect or not, well firstly I would have to care about what you thought about my sexuality which I don't, secondly I would have to be unsure or unhappy about my sexuality which I am not.
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07-31-2010, 12:32 PM
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Please, now just go slip into something frilly and leave me alone.
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Oh Brother Tannor
I oh so wish you had NOT said that.
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Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses -
07-31-2010, 12:33 PM
I did ask very clearly if you were saying if Gems were the agent of transmission.
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So you are saying that there is a risk that germs will be transferred to the new wearer, infecting them?
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You were very clear in your answer.
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Yes.
Being a pirate, I'm sure you steal the clothing of those whom you rape, pillage, and plunder.
I hope this puts the fear of God into you.
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Your UNtrue christian beliefs are exposed and now you are trying to back pedal.
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Look, Bluebeard, I've already said I try to keep it simple when explaining something to the less-than-Mensa crowd.
Please, now just go slip into something frilly and leave me alone.
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07-31-2010, 12:38 PM
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Oh Brother Tannor
I oh so wish you had NOT said that.
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And why does a true christian heterosexual woman have access to such images Chaz?
Could you be another one that attacks the sexuality of other because you are unsure or unhappy about your own?
Mmm you are very friendly with the "Lords Lesbian" this could explain a great deal.
Not that there is anything wrong with such things. Just a little hypocritical to be pushing the "Pray your Gay Away" message if you yourself are secretly not 100% heterosexual.
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07-31-2010, 12:50 PM
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Could you be another one that attacks the sexuality of other because you are unsure or unhappy about your own?
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As a middle aged virgin I am not in the least bit unsure about my sexuality, but unhappy - sigh.
I wait patiently for God to provide!
As I know he will .... in his time.
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 (King James Version)
1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of p eace.
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07-31-2010, 12:56 PM
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As a middle aged virgin I am not in the least bit unsure about my sexuality, but unhappy - sigh.
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Ah, frustration can manifest itself in many ways. Just remember you are a person in your own right Chaz and you do not NEED a partner to validate you as worthwhile person.
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07-31-2010, 01:12 PM
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Ah, frustration can manifest itself in many ways. Just remember you are a person in your own right Chaz and you do not NEED a partner to validate you as worthwhile person.
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I know that Mr Noodle.
1 Corinthians 6:13 (King James Version)
13 Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
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07-31-2010, 01:16 PM
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I know that Mr Noodle.
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The why for the sad face Chaz?
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07-31-2010, 01:17 PM
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The why for the sad face Chaz?
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Please stop trying to derail this thread Mr Noodle cooker.
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