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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-06-2012, 05:30 AM

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Idiotic, anti-Christian blather


Yet another God-hating atheist and furry joining up to tell us his worthless 'opinion'. Naturally, you read the first post and immediately responded with blather we've debunked dozens of times in this thread, because your idiotic blather is so original and profound.



God's opinion is the only one that matters. If you can cite Scripture to back up your perversion, please do. Otherwise, why in the world would you think we care? This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not BronieFurryFanFic.com!


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Smile Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-14-2012, 01:08 AM

This thread is silly! I think you all need some cupcaaaaaaaaaaakes!

Okay, being serious now.

I'm a heterosexual male, age sixteen, and I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, as well as being active in the fandom, making art and whatnot. What television program(s) you watch does not define your way of life.

Also, calling ones who watch and like a show for the fun of it retards? Calling them mentally handicapped just because they enjoy a show specifically made for families!? Aye...

I really hope y'all are trolling, because, if not, then that's just sad.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-14-2012, 01:17 AM

*bounce*

*bounce*

*bounce*

*bounce*

*bounce*

*bounce--stops in midair*

:O Is that Princess Celestia!?



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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-14-2012, 01:20 AM

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This thread is silly! I think you all need some cupcaaaaaaaaaaakes!

Okay, being serious now.

I'm a heterosexual male, age sixteen, and I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, as well as being active in the fandom, making art and whatnot. What television program(s) you watch does not define your way of life.

Also, calling ones who watch and like a show for the fun of it retards? Calling them mentally handicapped just because they enjoy a show specifically made for families!? Aye...

I really hope y'all are trolling, because, if not, then that's just sad.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-14-2012, 01:22 AM

Time to get ponyfabulous in this thread! Good thing I didn't forget my party cannon!!
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-14-2012, 01:30 AM

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-14-2012, 01:39 AM

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What television program(s) you watch does not define your way of life.
That's correct.

Your way of life determines what television programs you watch.

As a Christian, I watch intelligent, thought-provoking and enlightening fare, like the 700 Club.

You, on the other hand, watch a cartoon about gay magical ponies . . . magic being an abomination before God, and homosexuality likewise being an abomination, I can only assume that you are an abomination as well.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-18-2012, 02:56 AM

Curious! I read the rules and it clearly states

"By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."

Most of the comments I have read are sexual in nature. Some of the posters seem to be absorbed in finding sex in images where there is none.

As for my little pony, my kids like to play with them. You know why? They just want to brush their manes.

As for the rest of your comments about homosexuality...go see a doctor and him/her what you write on the net. Seriously, some of you are very damaged goods.
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Curious! As for my little pony, my kids like to play with them. You know why? They just want to brush their manes.
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go see a doctor and him/her what you write on the net. Seriously, some of you are very damaged goods.
I might suggest that someone who feels a desperate need to join a Christian church's discussion forum on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean, to insult people he will never meet for sharing parenting tips with which he disagrees, might be well served by a visit to a doctor himself . . .


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-31-2012, 03:00 AM

Here's what I think of all of you. I don't care if you are going to tell me I'm going to hell, I don't care. Think what you want about me. But you are all insane. First of all, calling the show "satanic", is just a publicity stunt. This show has a growing popularity, and you are just trying to attract more viewers. If you are serious, I really feel bad for you. To live such an inhumane lifestyle must hurt. I think that maybe something to relieve stress would help, other than Bible. You spenting so much time on the Bible, and taking everything so literally, isn't helping. This is rather clear. Call me an Athiest, whether I am or not, you decide, I really couldn't care less. Do as you please. Come as you are. Myself being a brony, though clearly asexual, believe this show is entertaining. You targeting Pacman, Disney, Tic Tac Toe, Phil Collins, and whatever is really not helping what people think of you. Just because I enjoy something, does not make me a "bad person" or so to speak. I have a feeling, you thinking you can judge whether or not someone is going to hell or not, is clearly incorrect. You can't. Whether you want to make yourself believe that or not, it doesn't matter. The facts are, you cannot. So, sorry. Your parade has officially been rained on. That's just the way things go. Now here's to the insults that I know I will get.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-31-2012, 03:11 AM

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Here's what I think of all of you. I don't care if you are going to tell me I'm going to hell, I don't care. Think what you want about me. But you are all insane. First of all, calling the show "satanic", is just a publicity stunt. This show has a growing popularity, and you are just trying to attract more viewers. If you are serious, I really feel bad for you. To live such an inhumane lifestyle must hurt. I think that maybe something to relieve stress would help, other than Bible. You spenting so much time on the Bible, and taking everything so literally, isn't helping. This is rather clear. Call me an Athiest, whether I am or not, you decide, I really couldn't care less. Do as you please. Come as you are. Myself being a brony, though clearly asexual, believe this show is entertaining. You targeting Pacman, Disney, Tic Tac Toe, Phil Collins, and whatever is really not helping what people think of you. Just because I enjoy something, does not make me a "bad person" or so to speak. I have a feeling, you thinking you can judge whether or not someone is going to hell or not, is clearly incorrect. You can't. Whether you want to make yourself believe that or not, it doesn't matter. The facts are, you cannot. So, sorry. Your parade has officially been rained on. That's just the way things go. Now here's to the insults that I know I will get.
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Here's what I think of all of you. I don't care if you are going to tell me I'm going to hell, I don't care. Think what you want about me. But you are all insane. First of all, calling the show "satanic", is just a publicity stunt. This show has a growing popularity, and you are just trying to attract more viewers. If you are serious, I really feel bad for you. To live such an inhumane lifestyle must hurt. I think that maybe something to relieve stress would help, other than Bible. You spenting so much time on the Bible, and taking everything so literally, isn't helping. This is rather clear. Call me an Athiest, whether I am or not, you decide, I really couldn't care less. Do as you please. Come as you are. Myself being a brony, though clearly asexual, believe this show is entertaining. You targeting Pacman, Disney, Tic Tac Toe, Phil Collins, and whatever is really not helping what people think of you. Just because I enjoy something, does not make me a "bad person" or so to speak. I have a feeling, you thinking you can judge whether or not someone is going to hell or not, is clearly incorrect. You can't. Whether you want to make yourself believe that or not, it doesn't matter. The facts are, you cannot. So, sorry. Your parade has officially been rained on. That's just the way things go. Now here's to the insults that I know I will get.
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No, He wants so much more for you than a reclusive life of self-doubt and plastic toys. The world that He gave you to achieve for Him! Every day should be an opportunity for Christ!

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-31-2012, 03:34 AM

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Here's what I think of all of you. I don't care if you are going to tell me I'm going to hell, I don't care. Think what you want about me. But you are all insane. First of all, calling the show "satanic", is just a publicity stunt. This show has a growing popularity, and you are just trying to attract more viewers. If you are serious, I really feel bad for you. To live such an inhumane lifestyle must hurt. I think that maybe something to relieve stress would help, other than Bible. You spenting so much time on the Bible, and taking everything so literally, isn't helping. This is rather clear. Call me an Athiest, whether I am or not, you decide, I really couldn't care less. Do as you please. Come as you are. Myself being a brony, though clearly asexual, believe this show is entertaining. You targeting Pacman, Disney, Tic Tac Toe, Phil Collins, and whatever is really not helping what people think of you. Just because I enjoy something, does not make me a "bad person" or so to speak. I have a feeling, you thinking you can judge whether or not someone is going to hell or not, is clearly incorrect. You can't. Whether you want to make yourself believe that or not, it doesn't matter. The facts are, you cannot. So, sorry. Your parade has officially been rained on. That's just the way things go. Now here's to the insults that I know I will get.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-31-2012, 08:39 AM

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Just because I enjoy something, does not make me a "bad person" or so to speak. I have a feeling, you thinking you can judge whether or not someone is going to hell or not, is clearly incorrect. You can't. Whether you want to make yourself believe that or not, it doesn't matter. The facts are, you cannot. So, sorry. Your parade has officially been rained on. That's just the way things go. Now here's to the insults that I know I will get.
Well miss. Pervert (What a peculiar name?), we're not judging people to Hell. God is!
We just warn them that God will, in fact, send them to the fiery pit if they keep on doing what they're doing. Please get our beliefs right before you invoke a straw man argument.

Then, moving on, we see that you think that enjoying MlP:FiM doesn't make you a bad person:
That chink Mao enjoyed ruling a communist empire and killing thousands. Did this make him a bad person? I would say it does.
And yet, Mao and you will end up in the same place if you continue to watch this heresy. That must mean that the crimes are equal, right?
So we can conclude that watching such a cartoon is in fact the same as mass murder, and that it indeed makes you a bad person.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-01-2012, 01:01 AM

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Here's what I think of all of you. I don't care if you are going to tell me I'm going to hell, I don't care. Think what you want about me. But you are all insane.
We don't care what you think. We care what God thinks.

You, fat hungry pervert, are not God.

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First of all, calling the show "satanic", is just a publicity stunt. This show has a growing popularity, and you are just trying to attract more viewers.
To what end, exactly? There are no advertisements on this site. There is no financial benefit from more traffic; in fact, it costs the church money for you to come here and whine about not liking God.

Why do you have such a problem with Christians sharing parenting tips?

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If you are serious, I really feel bad for you. To live such an inhumane lifestyle must hurt.
You mean the sort of lifestyle where you have to join Christian church discussion forums and berate people who've done nothing to you, but are simply trying to share parenting tips in peace?

Yes, that is pretty tragic.

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I think that maybe something to relieve stress would help, other than Bible. You spenting so much time on the Bible, and taking everything so literally, isn't helping.
Isn't helping what, exactly? It isn't helping you masturbate to furry porn?

It helps our relationship with God, and that's all that matters.

Just because I enjoy something, does not make me a "bad person" or so to speak. [/quote]
So if you enjoy raping and murdering pre-teen boys, does that also not make you a "bad person"?

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I have a feeling, you thinking you can judge whether or not someone is going to hell or not, is clearly incorrect. You can't.
Actually, we can. We can read the Bible, see what it says, and see what you do. We can then warn you that your actions are sinful, and remind you that all sin -- any sin, no matter how 'small' it may seem -- is adequate justification for God to cast you into His Lake of Fire and burn you alive for all eternity.

We cannot DECIDE that you go to Hell. We can only tell you what th Bible tells us will happen to you.

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I might suggest that someone who feels a desperate need to join a Christian church's discussion forum on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean, to insult people he will never meet for sharing parenting tips with which he disagrees, might be well served by a visit to a doctor himself . . .


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Thumbs down Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-02-2012, 03:46 PM

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Why do you have such a problem with Christians sharing parenting tips?
Oh, is that what this is forum is for? Sharing parenting tips? Right...sure it is. I guess that 'Let us all nuke the world' thread comes out of the question of parenting tips?

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Oh, is that what this is forum is for? Sharing parenting tips? Right...sure it is. I guess that 'Let us all nuke the world' thread comes out of the question of parenting tips?

Obviously not. You start a kid off on a good, honest rifle. Way to miss the point much?



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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-02-2012, 09:20 PM

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Oh, is that what this is forum is for? Sharing parenting tips? Right...sure it is. I guess that 'Let us all nuke the world' thread comes out of the question of parenting tips?

There is no "Let us all nuke the world" thread.

And this thread is focused on protecting our children from perversions like My Little Porny . . . parenting tips.


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