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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Angel Concert Coming to Freehold Soon! -
11-27-2012, 05:45 AM
I'm close to booking these folks. Listen carefully!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,176
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Angel Concert Coming to Freehold Soon! -
11-27-2012, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I'm close to booking these folks. Listen carefully!
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Thank you for posting that, Pastor Zeke.
I was so pleased to hear in the narrative experts had detected the sound of a "bass guitar".
The theological piece I took from that is there is electricity in heaven. You have always preached heaven has these wonderful things and now there is proof of electricity.
What a wonderful message to receive during the Christmas season.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Posts: 22,440
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
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Re: Angel Concert Coming to Freehold Soon! -
11-28-2012, 01:27 AM
Unfortunately I smashed my speakers when I accidentally clicked on an Obama speech a few weeks ago, so I have not been able to listen to this. But I am certain this concert will be a delight to my ears.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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True Christian™
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Posts: 808
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Ozarks, MO
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Re: Angel Concert Coming to Freehold Soon! -
11-28-2012, 02:18 AM
I just knew that's the sort of music that heavenly choirs sing! None of that baroque, Lutheran trash like J.S. Barf.
When I am finally taken to Glory, that's just the sort of inspirational harmony that I would want to hear, wailing me to His throne.
Put me down for 13 tickets, Pastor Zeke, I feel my messican chamber maids might benefit from this heavenly music. Would any Freehold resident be prepared to house my staff for that weekend? Only pastors or married True Christians™ need apply.
YBIC
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,176
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Angel Concert Coming to Freehold Soon! -
11-28-2012, 03:29 PM
It just occurred to me that the reason atheists don't hear this music is because they are all tone deaf.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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