Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians)
Reload this Page Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!
Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians) At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you).

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#261)
Old
Alphonse Alban's Avatar
Alphonse Alban Alphonse Alban is offline
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Christian Love Porn Resistant Iceland Honorary Ex-Eskimo Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal Punched the most queers Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Ex-Scandinavian TC Bravery Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Crown of Life True Heterosexual™ Saved 5 Years Mower Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 05:38 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
you're saying that you're worth more than me bacause you're straight?
No. We are worth more than you because we are saved.
Reply With Quote
(#262)
Old
Once Upon A Time Once Upon A Time is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 16
Join Date: Jul 2013
Once Upon A Time is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 05:38 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
Well, practically all gaysexuals are pedophiles as well, so it's no suprise. I agree though that gaysex should be illegal.



That is why you will burn in hell. That is exactly why you were send here by the Lord, it's not too late for you start following the bible and make things right with Jesus.

Repent heathen! Get on your knees and allow Jesus enter you today. Let Him fill you with love.
What I meant is that I'm a child, and it's illegal for ME, as a child, to sleep with someone, have sex and what not.

I've always enjoyed fire, so why not? But seriously, I don't need you to tell me all those things, 'cause you're wrong.
Reply With Quote
(#263)
Old
Once Upon A Time Once Upon A Time is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 16
Join Date: Jul 2013
Once Upon A Time is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 05:44 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
No. We are worth more than you because we are saved.
And exactly what are you saved from? Accepting that all people are different? All those scary gays that'll make you gay if you touch them?
Reply With Quote
(#264)
Old
Alphonse Alban's Avatar
Alphonse Alban Alphonse Alban is offline
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Christian Love Porn Resistant Iceland Honorary Ex-Eskimo Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal Punched the most queers Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Ex-Scandinavian TC Bravery Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Crown of Life True Heterosexual™ Saved 5 Years Mower Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 05:45 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
I'm a child
Sure you are.
Reply With Quote
(#265)
Old
Once Upon A Time Once Upon A Time is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 16
Join Date: Jul 2013
Once Upon A Time is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 05:50 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
Sure you are.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
Reply With Quote
(#266)
Old
Brother Harold Porter's Avatar
Brother Harold Porter Brother Harold Porter is offline
Landover Senior Outreach
Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Bronze Tither True Scientist™ True Christian Hotrodder Christian Love 1st Year Bible College Real American™ Friend of Jesus Ex-Gay Flat Earth One Year/1000 posts Ex-liberal Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas The Lord’s Witness Wound TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Tagging for Jesus Saved 1 Year Eats the Most Pork True Republican Early riser Teabag Patriot Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior Saved 5 Years 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Stamp of Approval The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel Public Awareness Medal Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts BFF of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Asked questions later Trump of GOD True Heterosexual™

 
Posts: 8,237
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Freehold Senior Estates
Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 05:52 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
And exactly what are you saved from? Accepting that all people are different? All those scary gays that'll make you gay if you touch them?
Friend, you are young and foolish. Do you have any idea what a miserable future is in store for you if you choose to be a rug-muncher? Even the cult of the Vatican teaches of the dangers of female gayness.


Quote:
Bacterial vaginosis, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, heavy cigarette smoking, alcohol abuse, intravenous drug use, and prostitution were present in much higher proportions among female homosexual practitioners.68 Intravenous drug abuse was nearly six times as common in this group.69In one study of women who had sex only with women in the prior 12 months, 30 percent had bacterial vaginosis.70 Bacterial vaginosis is associated with higher risk for pelvic inflammatory disease and other sexually transmitted infections.71

In view of the record of lesbians having sex with many men, including gay men, and the increased incidence of intravenous drug use among lesbians, lesbians are not low risk for disease. Although researchers have only recently begun studying the transmission of STDs among lesbians, diseases such as "crabs," genital warts, chlamydia and herpes have been reported.72 Even women who have never had sex with men have been found to have HPV, trichomoniasis and anogenital warts.73
Who in their right mind would choose this?

In Christ


Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

Reply With Quote
(#267)
Old
Alphonse Alban's Avatar
Alphonse Alban Alphonse Alban is offline
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Christian Love Porn Resistant Iceland Honorary Ex-Eskimo Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal Punched the most queers Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Ex-Scandinavian TC Bravery Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Crown of Life True Heterosexual™ Saved 5 Years Mower Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 05:53 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
And exactly what are you saved from?
From the eternal fires of hell.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
All those scary gays that'll make you gay if you touch them?
They are not scary, they are sad. That's why we try to help you people. It's true that I don't want to be touched by gaysexuals, but it is silly for you to think that gaysexualism is contagious. You should avoind getting touched by sexuals because they spread AIDS around.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
Yes you can.
Reply With Quote
(#268)
Old
Once Upon A Time Once Upon A Time is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 16
Join Date: Jul 2013
Once Upon A Time is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 05:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
Friend, you are young and foolish. Do you have any idea what a miserable future is in store for you if you choose to be a rug-muncher? Even the cult of the Vatican teaches of the dangers of female gayness.




Who in their right mind would choose this?

In Christ
I'll admit to being young, because that I am. And I don't think my future will be miserable if I go out with women og marry them. If being with someone of the same gender is what makes me happy, I won't force myself to be with a man, no matter what.
Reply With Quote
(#269)
Old
Once Upon A Time Once Upon A Time is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 16
Join Date: Jul 2013
Once Upon A Time is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 06:05 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
From the eternal fires of hell.



They are not scary, they are sad. That's why we try to help you people. It's true that I don't want to be touched by gaysexuals, but it is silly for you to think that gaysexualism is contagious. You should avoind getting touched by sexuals because they spread AIDS around.



Yes you can.
Do you have any proof that hell exists?

I don't think it's contagious, I was being sarcastic, if you couldn't tell. And it's nothing sad about being gay.

And anyway, if someone is gay or not, why would you people care? It doesn't affect you, and if they "go to hell" or not, why would it matter to you, since you're all obviously going straight to heaven?
Reply With Quote
(#270)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 06:23 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
...I'm a child...
Part of the sign-up process here is an attestation that you are 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. As you have signed that agreement, you voluntarily relinquish any protection due to "children", so however anyone treats you here, IT'S YOUR OWN RESPONSIBILITY.

If you don't like it, go away. No one here owes you shit.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
...why would you people care? It doesn't affect you, and if they "go to hell" or not, why would it matter to you...
Unlike you, the True Christians™ are not selfish, unfeeling liars.


Reply With Quote
(#271)
Old
Once Upon A Time Once Upon A Time is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 16
Join Date: Jul 2013
Once Upon A Time is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 06:28 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
Part of the sign-up process here is an attestation that you are 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. As you have signed that agreement, you voluntarily relinquish any protection due to "children", so however anyone treats you here, IT'S YOUR OWN RESPONSIBILITY.

If you don't like it, go away. No one here owes you shit.



Unlike you, the True Christians™ are not selfish, unfeeling liars.

I signed up, gave my real age (which is under eitghteen) and got a user anyway, so.. Yeah.

When have I been a liar and selfish?
Reply With Quote
(#272)
Old
Alphonse Alban's Avatar
Alphonse Alban Alphonse Alban is offline
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Christian Love Porn Resistant Iceland Honorary Ex-Eskimo Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal Punched the most queers Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Ex-Scandinavian TC Bravery Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Crown of Life True Heterosexual™ Saved 5 Years Mower Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 06:35 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
Do you have any proof that hell exists?
Yes, word of God. Do you have any proof that it does not exist?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
if someone is gay or not, why would you people care?
That's the point. Because we care. If you are gaysexual, you can't get into heaven. That still does not mean you are damned already, you can leave your perverted gaysexual ways behind and be free of sin. We care because we try to save their souls. Not to care would be cruel and evil.
Reply With Quote
(#273)
Old
Once Upon A Time Once Upon A Time is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 16
Join Date: Jul 2013
Once Upon A Time is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 06:42 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
Yes, word of God. Do you have any proof that it does not exist?



That's the point. Because we care. If you are gaysexual, you can't get into heaven. That still does not mean you are damned already, you can leave your perverted gaysexual ways behind and be free of sin. We care because we try to save their souls. Not to care would be cruel and evil.
That's not proof for someone who doesn't elieve in God. Can you please give some proof that I can understand, or believe in, or whatever? No, I don't. But the funny thing about me is that I don't own the abillity to believe in things that can't be proven.

It's nice that you care, I guess, but I think you're doing it the wrong way, or what I should call it. I don't think the simple thing of falling in love or liking the same gender would be enough to send you to hell, if it even exists. And someone's sexuality is such a small thing, why should it even matter?
Reply With Quote
(#274)
Old
Alphonse Alban's Avatar
Alphonse Alban Alphonse Alban is offline
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Christian Love Porn Resistant Iceland Honorary Ex-Eskimo Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal Punched the most queers Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Ex-Scandinavian TC Bravery Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Crown of Life True Heterosexual™ Saved 5 Years Mower Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 06:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
I think you're doing it the wrong way
Turn of burn. It's the way of Jesus, so it's automatically the right way.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
And someone's sexuality is such a small thing, why should it even matter?
It matters to God.
Reply With Quote
(#275)
Old
Once Upon A Time Once Upon A Time is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 16
Join Date: Jul 2013
Once Upon A Time is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 07:02 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
Turn of burn. It's the way of Jesus, so it's automatically the right way.



It matters to God.

That's not really a valid argument when you're talking to someone who doesn't believe in Jesus or God or anything like that. Please, can you just find an answer that doesn't rely 100% on your religion?
Reply With Quote
(#276)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 07:11 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
...When have I been a liar...
From the Terms of Service (which you claimed to have read and agreed to abide by when you registered):

Quote:
Who may register?
Anyone who certifies that they are at least eighteen years of age on the day of registration and has read and agrees to the Terms of Service. Your completed registration constitutes your affirmation that you qualify for membership as stated above. Sorry, minors under eighteen and unsaved, unwelcome. SHOO DEMON!
You do read service agreements before you sign them, don't you? If Landover teaches you nothing else, this is a valuable lesson.


Reply With Quote
(#277)
Old
Once Upon A Time Once Upon A Time is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 16
Join Date: Jul 2013
Once Upon A Time is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 07:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
From the Terms of Service (which you claimed to have read and agreed to abide by when you registered):



You do read service agreements before you sign them, don't you? If Landover teaches you nothing else, this is a valuable lesson.
It was kind of hard to read on my phone, because it's a really horrible phone, so no, I guess I didn't. But that's not what I'm here to talk about anyway.
Reply With Quote
(#278)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 07:25 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
...You do read service agreements before you sign them, don't you?...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
...no, I guess I didn't...
Then you're an idiot.

Quote:
...But that's not what I'm here to talk about anyway.
Come back when you're 18 (it will happen soon enough).

Unlike you, these people are not minors, and are therefore responsible for their own actions. Depending on which jurisdiction you live in, your parents are (until you turn 18) jointly/severally/completely responsible for your actions; thus, the owners of this website could actually SUE your parents for allowing you to register here. Your not taking any of this into account is part of the reason why MINORS ARE NOT WELCOME here.


Reply With Quote
(#279)
Old
Once Upon A Time Once Upon A Time is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 16
Join Date: Jul 2013
Once Upon A Time is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 07:30 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
Then you're an idiot.



Come back when you're 18 (it will happen soon enough).

Unlike you, these people are not minors, and are therefore responsible for their own actions. Depending on which jurisdiction you live in, your parents are (until you turn 18) jointly/severally/completely responsible for your actions; thus, the owners of this website could actually SUE your parents for allowing you to register here. Your not taking any of this into account is part of the reason why MINORS ARE NOT WELCOME here.
Well thank you.

The thing is, I'm going to leave. I don't understand how you people can think the way you do, nor do I want to understand. I was just curious about this website, and I couldn't "talk" to you in here without registering, so I did. I didn't even plan to stay as long as I have done. But I will leave now anyway, and go to bed, because I'm tired of all this religion and God and Jesus and Bible talk. I shall burn in hell knowing I at least tried to stand up for my self. Good night.
Reply With Quote
(#280)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 07-16-2013, 09:28 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
...I don't understand how you people can think the way you do...
Why not read the Bible? It's shorter than Harry Potter, and you can get one free at most churches (make sure you get the Authorized King James Version).

Btw, I'm atheist.

Quote:
...nor do I want to understand...
What I don't understand is how so many people have no interest in the contents of what is unarguably the most influential book ever written in any language, ESPECIALLY after learning that almost all of what they do know is very, very wrong?

Quote:
...I couldn't "talk" to you in here without registering, so I did....
You didn't come here to talk, you just couldn't wait to flaunt your sexuality at people, pretty much just to offend them. Your first post:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
im gay yay
Quote:
...I shall burn in hell knowing I at least tried to stand up for my self...
Cya there.


Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
anal sex causes ass demons, death style choice, fags cause the aids, marriage is not for you fags, masterbation = gay sex, not gay, radical gay agenda

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved