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Do you know this guy? -
06-25-2017, 04:49 PM
Hello. In my country there is a guy who get media attention from while to while. He looks like the kind of True Christian that dwells here.
He interprets the bible literally and has assumed a palladin role warding society against all kind of pervertions, specially the sodoma sin.
Look at this man using the gay flag as a rug.
Some people thinks that his is a repressed homosexual.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
06-25-2017, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by refutator
Hello. In my country there is a guy who get media attention from while to while. He looks like the kind of True Christian that dwells here.
He interprets the bible literally and has assumed a palladin role warding society against all kind of pervertions, specially the sodoma sin.
Look at this man using the gay flag as a rug.
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That's very nice, although he must make a lot of people in Cuzco, Peru angry - it was the Inca flag long before it was the homo flag, after all.
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Some people thinks that his is a repressed homosexual.
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People say the most cruel things!
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
06-25-2017, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by refutator
Look at this man using the gay flag as a rug.
Some people thinks that his is a repressed homosexual.
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Why has he rolled his pant legs under? No homosexual man would dare commit such a fashion faux pas. Only a heterosexual man would make such a goofy choice, thinking no one would see.
The guy on the left looks like a poofter to me, though. I bet he bedazzles his little Buster McThunderstick under those trousers.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
06-25-2017, 07:46 PM
What are those things on the wall?
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
06-25-2017, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
What are those things on the wall?
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Just noticed those. One is Godzilla, another looks to be a Transformer. The middle one has the look of a griffin-like creature. Since Godzilla and the Transformers are Japanese creations, perhaps the other one is from one of their money-making entertainment franchises.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
06-25-2017, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Just noticed those. One is Godzilla, another looks to be a Transformer. The middle one has the look of a griffin-like creature. Since Godzilla and the Transformers are Japanese creations, perhaps the other one is from one of their money-making entertainment franchises.
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Maybe they all are.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
07-09-2017, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by refridgerator
Look at this man using the gay flag as a rug.
Some people thinks that his is a repressed homosexual.
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Hello. I am a new Christian, but as far as I have learned, good Sir, God is against Homosexuality. Leviticus 18:22, for example, is a perfect example of what God thinks of Homosexuals. So, I believe that in the eyes of God, this man is doing society a favor and rightfully honoring His word.
As for him being a repressed homosexual, I find that outright silly. Of course, people must always say some silly thing when they do not accept the truth.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
07-09-2017, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by searchingforgod
Hello. I am a new Christian, but as far as I have learned, good Sir, God is against Homosexuality. Leviticus 18:22, for example, is a perfect example of what God thinks of Homosexuals. So, I believe that in the eyes of God, this man is doing society a favor and rightfully honoring His word.
As for him being a repressed homosexual, I find that outright silly. Of course, people must always say some silly thing when they do not accept the truth.
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One example of The Truth is here:
DEUTERONOMY 5 . KJV . look up
8 Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
07-09-2017, 03:21 PM
Hello searchingforgod,
You seem to be more on the negative side. It might be fruitful to focus on the positive. Please tell us a bit about yourself and your positive experiences.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
07-09-2017, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by searchingforgod
As for him being a repressed homosexual, I find that outright silly. Of course, people must always say some silly thing when they do not accept the truth.
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What man wears a teal jacket and pink tie? He looks like he's one of Mattel's new gay Ken dolls.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
07-10-2017, 04:05 AM
Why are Godzilla and other real monsters on the wall behind him?
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
07-16-2017, 12:59 PM
I have noticed that the sodomite flag he is using as a rug is inscribed with words in the language of the Mary worshippers (Hispanish). Tell me, friend, is this man a heretical idolater?
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
07-20-2017, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by GreekFreedom
I have noticed that the sodomite flag he is using as a rug is inscribed with words in the language of the Mary worshippers (Hispanish). Tell me, friend, is this man a heretical idolater?
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He declares himself being a priest or reverend or whatever you call the guy who profess to know something about God word.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
07-20-2017, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by refridgerator
He declares himself being a priest or reverend or whatever you call the guy who profess to know something about God word.
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Time for an English vocabulary lesson: they are called "sanctimonious assholes".
You're welcome.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
07-20-2017, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Time for an English vocabulary lesson: they are called "sanctimonious assholes".
You're welcome.
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Thanks Mr. Didymus Much. A new word learned, and a powerful one!
May I ask the reason why you have not been banned from this site? It's obvious, how can I say it?... you play for the rival team.
I smell that the moderators indeed fear you, some kind of malefice can rain over their shoulders?
I was banned before for little less.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
07-20-2017, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by refridgerator
Thanks Mr. Didymus Much. A new word learned, and a powerful one!
May I ask the reason why you have not been banned from this site? It's obvious, how can I say it?... you play for the rival team.
I smell that the moderators indeed fear you, some kind of malefice can rain over their shoulders?
I was banned before for little less.
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Mr Didymus will burn in Hell, but he:
-has read the Bible
-quotes the right version
-does not attack True Christians
-makes sense and knows about grammar.
Those are conditions that are not often found after 8 years of Obama.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
07-20-2017, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
Mr Didymus will burn in Hell, but he:
-has read the Bible
-quotes the right version
-does not attack True Christians
-makes sense and knows about grammar.
Those are conditions that are not often found after 8 years of Obama.
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Excellent summation, Brother Gonzalez. Another point to add is that Didymus Much doesn't make ridiculous claims about God and Jesus.
Of course, his reason from refraining from such nonsense is that he doesn't believe in the existance of either.
The problem with so many visitors is that they do claim that "God is all love" and "Jesus came to be friends with the gays" and insist on spouting their misinformed ideas regarding God's character and Jesus' Divine Mission without offering a cogent Biblical argument for their assertions.
Mr. Much is enlightened enough to understand that we are not mean-spirited people espousing draconian ideas. We, True Christians™, are simply well-versed Bible readers sharing the plain honest Truth© about what is written in the Bible and acknowledged through the centuries as the Word of God.
God's Word is the only reliable means for knowing His character. It's why He gave it to us. Any other notions about what God is like, what He wants, and who He does and does not condemn are fantasies spun by those who skimmed through a few pages of the Bible and settled on what they WANT to be true about God.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
07-21-2017, 03:03 PM
If I may add, that since Mr. Much has read the Bible, he's one step closer to Salvation™ than millions of fluffy bunny false Christians who only claim to have read the Bible.
Now we only have to pray harder to Jesus, that He allows Mr. Didymus to see the Light™, convert, and beg Jesus to forgive him for all his terrible sins.
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Re: Do you know this guy? -
08-19-2017, 11:26 PM
The man on the right is a nice Christian pastor named Javier Soto from Chile. I believe he worked alongside Pastor Ezekiel but I may be mistaken. That's the rug he uses when he has cold feet and it follows him everywhere. What's so offensive about having cold feet?
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