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Default Re: All hail my one and only brain cell! - 09-14-2017, 02:54 PM

Aren't Christian people usually the most racist with their white supremacy bs?

In all cases, i do not hate any race.
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Default Re: All hail my one and only brain cell! - 09-14-2017, 03:33 PM

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I gave you my evidence a while ago, but since you're probably running out of arguments, you are only asking me the same questions again and again.

"Here's my evidence: There is no evidence of god's existence."
Yes. We've been here already. This is where we told you that the Bible is the evidence of God's existence. Hence, if you want to make me not believe in God, you have to try to discredit Bible as a reliable source of information. With actual evidence, not just because it's a book written by Jews - I hope that the textbook analogy showed you that this is not a good example of evidence, my dearest Mr. Anti-Semite.

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Also, (1) the stories of our ancestors are more believable than (2) a stupid fairy tale (3) talking about a big man with a big white beard (4) which created the universe in only 7 days.
There's a lot packed in there, so let me do this in a list form.

(1) Which stories are you referring to? Like, some pagan religion of your choice? Or epic stories about heroic people such as Gilgamesh or
Väinämöinen? Please clarify, and while you're at it, please explain how and why these stories are more believable than the Holy Bible (especially given that all of these ancient stories include references to supernatural beings).

(2) I think we have established, based on the available evidence (for example, see points (3) and (4) below), that you are not very familiar with the contents of the Bible, and therefore you have no basis to judge it.

(3) You won't find that description in the Holy Bible.

(4) According to the Holy Bible, God did not create the world in 7 days.

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Everything is science, everything is related to molecules, atoms, etc. not to divine power.
And Who do you think created molecules, atoms, and the laws that govern their behavior?

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Aren't Christian people usually the most racist with their white supremacy bs?

In all cases, i do not hate any race.
Thank you for this clarification. Why on earth did you make that argument against the Bible as unreliable because it was written by Jews, then?
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I gave you my evidence a while ago, but since you're probably running out of arguments, you are only asking me the same questions again and again.
Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! It's nice to "meet" you!



Anyway, you seem confused. You see, my dear brothers and sisters in Christ are repeating the same questions again and again because your answers are naught but variations of the same non-answers. They're trying to find a way to communicate with you the issue that you're blind to. Please be patient with yourself. We'll get there!



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"Here's my evidence: There is no evidence of god's existence."
That's not evidence, dear. That's a claim. A claim is a statement offered as a true and realistic representation of reality. As reality does indeed include a Divine Master Creator, your claim is therefore inaccurate. Logic and evidence will help you see this, but you must be willing to accept the facts, despite where they may lead.

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Also, the stories of our ancestors are more believable than a stupid fairy tale talking about a big man with a big white beard which created the universe in only 7 days.
No one said the LORD has a big, white beard, although this is a common image to use to impart the quality of age, experience, and therefore wisdom. The fact is, we cannot know for sure what qualities the Lord thy God has. We have some clues. For example, we know He sits in a throne (Psalm 47:8) and at one time allowed Moses to see His Holy Backside (Exodus 33:22-23). Therefore we can conclude the Lord has a bum with which to sit and flash friends. I would not care to speculate whether or not it is "big."

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Everything is science, everything is related to molecules, atoms, etc. not to divine power.
Not quite, dear. Science is the *study* of things. It is a particular methodology for gaining knowledge apart from belief and assumption. To study science is to study the make-up of things, which, the honest student will concede, includes the divine force of God. How else does one explain divine pulling, or why things don't fall up?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: All hail my one and only brain cell! - 09-14-2017, 04:14 PM

Ok, i'm piffleing done arguing with you guys, there's no point... No point at all, you are all piffleing crazy with your stupid god. You guys haven't seen God once and you are all talking like he was actually existing, keep believing whatever you want, but i'm so piffleing out. I have never seen so much stupidity in one thread, i've shown the conversation to a christian dude, and he is flabbergasted, you guys are out of your mind!

A damn, i'm even sure if you guys had to make a decision between your life or the bible, you guys would actually take the bible!

What a waste of semen, i actually have pity for you... It was probably not easy with such parents, offering to their child such a painful treatment... You guys are so brainwashed, i can simply not believe that!

It's simply impossible to argue with you because your arguments turn around the piffleing bible, i'm so tired of it! This is unbearable!!
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Default Re: All hail my one and only brain cell! - 09-14-2017, 04:20 PM

No use on replying, i'm done arguing, i won't reply to anyone anymore, your f*cking bible is pissing me off.
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No use on replying, i'm done arguing, i won't reply to anyone anymore, your f*cking bible is pissing me off.
What's frustrating you, dear? The fact that people have faith and are not interested in your talking them out of it, or the fact that you aren't invited to the Greatest Wedding Feast / After-Party in the universe? Because your invitation is written, it's just waiting for you to open and accept!




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Ok, i'm piffleing done arguing with you guys, there's no point... No point at all, you are all piffleing crazy with your stupid god. You guys haven't seen God once and you are all talking like he was actually existing, keep believing whatever you want, but i'm so piffleing out. I have never seen so much stupidity in one thread, i've shown the conversation to a christian dude, and he is flabbergasted, you guys are out of your mind!

A damn, i'm even sure if you guys had to make a decision between your life or the bible, you guys would actually take the bible!

What a waste of semen, i actually have pity for you... It was probably not easy with such parents, offering to their child such a painful treatment... You guys are so brainwashed, i can simply not believe that!

It's simply impossible to argue with you because your arguments turn around the piffleing bible, i'm so tired of it! This is unbearable!!
OK.

Please feel free to come back when you're done having temper tantrums and when you are ready to have an actual intelligent discussion on the topic of faith, God, Bible, or any other related issue.
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...your f*cking bible is pissing me off.
Someone's getting their little fee-fee's hurt.


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Ok, i'm piffleing done arguing with you guys, there's no point... No point at all, you are all piffleing crazy with your stupid god.
Ah, there's your problem. You equate "argue" with "fight". We are trying to invite you to debate, not fight. A debate can have validity, even when there is no clear winner. It can open the mind to new lines of thinking, and lead to new questions.

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You guys haven't seen God once and you are all talking like he was actually existing,
For many people, that is the whole point of faith. And that is why trying to change the minds of True Believers™ is such a challenging task. In a way, you are a "True Believer™" in atheism, but you can't quite articulate your position very clearly. People like you are the reason why many Christians have hope. You have such a poor grasp of your own worldview that it is likely some life experience will lead you to accept Christ in a moment of crisis or whatever. Furthermore, you can't mount a considered defense against the Bible, so no serious Christian is afraid that you could wear away at their membership and powerbase.
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. . . keep believing whatever you want, but i'm so piffleing out.
Well, of course we will keep believing what we want! Everybody believes what they want. You will never be able to introduce an iota of doubt in anyone's mind if you put so little effort into clarifying your own beliefs and instead spew out insults and profanity.
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I have never seen so much stupidity in one thread, i've shown the conversation to a christian dude, and he is flabbergasted, you guys are out of your mind!
An example of my point. There are a lot of different people claiming to be Christians in this world, a few may be out of their minds, but most are not. The ones who effectively change the world are NOT out of their minds. There are in your state and federal legislatures.

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A damn, i'm even sure if you guys had to make a decision between your life or the bible, you guys would actually take the bible!
If you were adamantly certain that eternal torture was the penalty for rejecting the Bible's authority and that your life was just a test to see whether you would escape said torture, you would make the same decision.
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Semen is wasted when you masturbate or use birth control. There are people working to end those practices. With people such as yourself comprising the opposition, their battle is half won.
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It's simply impossible to argue with you because your arguments turn around the piffleing bible, i'm so tired of it! This is unbearable!!
It's almost like the game is rigged, isn't it? But is that because God is on our side? Or is it because you suck at playing the game?


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Default Re: All hail my one and only brain cell! - 09-15-2017, 11:55 PM

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IdiotDuVillage69 was a true hero. I look up to them.
No, he was not. He had potential. But he wasn't willing to put in the work of understanding the Bible and its enormous influence on the world.


Right now, he is wrapped up in a world of his own, which is understandable to a degree. But if he thinks that he can influence the thoughts of others, he needs to get clear on what he believes and why he believes it. Then he needs to communicate those beliefs without resorting to name-calling.


There are people in this world who will disagree with him. Some of those people are stupid, but many are not. He, himself, is not stupid, but he was arguing stupidly.


Maybe Jesus will give him another chance.


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Default Re: All hail my one and only brain cell! - 09-19-2017, 02:17 AM

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No use on replying, i'm done arguing, i won't reply to anyone anymore, your f*cking bible is pissing me off.

Your profanity shows you are unsaved and needing direction and knowledge like me. Perhaps we could be prayer buddies, I am new here also but willing and desperately wanting to be intensively educated by the elders of this group. If you repent, we can do it together.
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