[Sammy89]

hi, my name is Samantha, most people call me Sammy, I'm 24 years old and I live in New Jersey, I'm currently pregnant with my first child and me and my husband are very excited, and I am attending Medical School for Pediatric Oncology.
So a bit about me, I have been a My Chemical Romance fan my whole life (reason 1 why i am here), i grew up not too far from where they are from so I heard of them and saw them in their early days, even met them a couple times, and still love them.
Reason number 2 as to why i am here is because i have two gay dads that have raised me for as long as i can remember. it's a long story, mom left dad with me, dad met boyfriend when i was a baby, dads got married in 2004. I've been beaten up in school because of them and been through a lot, but nothing will ever make me hate them. They have raised me since I was baby and loved me and cared for me. Signed me up for Girl Scouts, dance lessons, music lessons, whatever I wanted, they encouraged me to go for whatever I wanted to be.
When I met my husband when I was in High School, he was really the only one that would be my friend, and after awhile we began dating and got married two years ago. And now that we're expecting a baby girl (who's name is Helena, after the song), me, my husband, and my dads have never been happier.
I have a family, a career ahead of me, and a new baby to look forward to, you tell me i'm a homosexual emo when i am in a straight marriage and living my life to it's fullest.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Sammy89

hi, my name is Samantha, most people call me Sammy, I'm 24 years old and I live in New Jersey, I'm currently pregnant with my first child and me and my husband are very excited, and I am attending Medical School for Pediatric Oncology.
So a bit about me, I have been a My Chemical Romance fan my whole life (reason 1 why i am here), i grew up not too far from where they are from so I heard of them and saw them in their early days, even met them a couple times, and still love them.
Reason number 2 as to why i am here is because i have two gay dads that have raised me for as long as i can remember. it's a long story, mom left dad with me, dad met boyfriend when i was a baby, dads got married in 2004. I've been beaten up in school because of them and been through a lot, but nothing will ever make me hate them. They have raised me since I was baby and loved me and cared for me. Signed me up for Girl Scouts, dance lessons, music lessons, whatever I wanted, they encouraged me to go for whatever I wanted to be.
When I met my husband when I was in High School, he was really the only one that would be my friend, and after awhile we began dating and got married two years ago. And now that we're expecting a baby girl (who's name is Helena, after the song), me, my husband, and my dads have never been happier.
I have a family, a career ahead of me, and a new baby to look forward to, you tell me i'm a homosexual emo when i am in a straight marriage and living my life to it's fullest.

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Samantha. When did you decide to reject homosexuality, emo, and pedophilia and become a Christian?

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[Little Donkey]

Lady, you are clearly brainwashed by Big Sodomy. I know it's hard for you to see now, but please take a step back from your poisonous "family". Has your husband met the two fags? Has he had an AIDS test recently? It is likely he has been sodomized in his sleep or his personal items (toothbrush, pillows, etc.) have been tainted by infected semen.

I will pray for you both.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

By my reckoning two dads can can only mean one thing.



You need to do some serious thinking, missy.

YIC

[Redeemed Papist]

If we had a penny for every time we had a person come waltzing in here with some testimony to having spent time with queers and not been affected in any way...

And now here you are with a story about how you're perfectly normal despite having had two gay dads and you feel loved and well set up to lead your life with a firm and stable family background. It fairly makes me puke, let me tell you!

Every one of these tales of contented life cheek by jowl with the gaywise is a gob of phlegm in the eye of baby Jesus. God is clear that gays are hateful abominations in the eyes of the Lord. How are we supposed to save young people from sin when people like you go round spreading such filth. What's worse is It all sounds so reasonable.

Of course, Jesus warns the righteous about false prophets.

Romans 1:18, 27, 32
1:18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Well here you can see the horror of your situation. You are worthy of death. I hope God's word shines at you like a beacon and you see the course of action that is right when it comes to walking with Jesus. God hates you!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Sammy89

I have a family, a career ahead of me, and a new baby to look forward to, you tell me i'm a homosexual emo when i am in a straight marriage and living my life to it's fullest.

How did you manage to be an MCR fan your entire life, if you're 24? The only people who could have been MCR fans their entire lives are 11 or younger. Are you telling the truth, or are you actually a pre-pubescent little liar?

Why would we say you're a homosexual? You've given us no reason to think so. Do your hobbies include "cleaning carpets", "spelunking in mommy caves", or "fixing automobiles"? If so, you might be a lesbian.

Have you told your "two dads" (that is, your father and his sodomite pal to whom you bear no blood relationship) that at Judgment, God will resurrect them into immortal bodies, specifically so He can burn them alive for all time in His Lake of Fire?

Or don't you love them enough to tell them the truth?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Welcome, Samantha. I do have to ask just how you expect to explain to young Helen that she has three grandpas and only one grandma? Won't that make for some awkward times around the Christmas tree? On top of that fact that Jesus despises the "two daddy" theory, have you considered the traumatic effect it will have on your young daughter? Honestly, I can't think of anything worse than having young Helen's first visions outside of the womb being her two grandaddies diddling each other dressed in sequined outfits. That sounds an awful lot like child abuse to me!

[James Hutchins]

Well! Aren't you just a train wreck in progress with little chance of any survivors.

I am a bit put off about all your 'me, me, me' crapolla and very little about how God has guided you through your Hell on Earth life. Do you think you can take five minutes out of your day being focused on being in charge of misery and express some love for God?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Isn't that the truth, James? In today's society everything is about "me, me, me" and instant gratification. No more do people find the time to stop and think about anyone but themselves. I remember as a child that people would spend hours in the Word, praying & conversing with God. Now? Everyone is too busy with their lives, their careers, their families. It's a crying shame.

[Sammy89]

my daughters name is Helena, not Helen.
and if i can live with two dads, she can live with 3 grandfathers. i have never seen my dads in sequence, ever. you couldn't tell that my father is gay just by talking to him actually, my other dad however... well... we tease him about how obvious it is all the time
and i have never seen my dads wearing sequence, the closest they have ever come to sequence is when i took dance, they had to force me into a sequence dress for my recital! sure they walk in pride parades, but they dont go all out like others do, they think that it's just stupid, but they do walk in it, thats it. and they are not going to hell, they are both SO nice, they volunteer around town, donate money, they have done more the world than any of you have because all you do is sit around on the computer damning people. atleast they are trying to make the world a better place.
and my hobbies aren't cooking and cleaning, infact, i hate both, so i get my husband to help me, but my hobbies are studying, i work at an old age home part time, i teach piano, guitar and vocals on the side, oh reading, i love books, and i'm a girl scout leader.
and by my whole life, i mean a large piece of my life has had my chemical romance in it.
and my husband does NOT have AIDS, he was a virgin when we got married and i know this because in high school, he was the awkward nerdy guy that no one liked (no offense to him, but he'll admit it was true). me and him were eachothers only friends actually, no one like me, no one like him, we got along great.
and i'm not all about me me me, i work at an old age home, i give up half my week to spend time with the elderly and take care of them, and i would do it for free, just as a volunteer because i love it, but i need the money to pay bills, student loans, and with a baby on the way, baby supplies. and when i am not at work, i'm in class studying so that i can get a good job and provide for my family, my husband is the same, except he's out of school already and he's a full time music intstructor. and when the baby comes, my life is pretty much going to be all about her, it already is! shes not even born yet and I love her to bits! i was taught at a young age to be thankful for what you have to share your wealth, and that is exactly what i do.

[Didymus Much]

If you're done not praising Jesus, and ignoring the "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus." bit cleverly concealed at the top of every page on this section of the forum, can we discuss the difference between sequins and sequence? And you're in MED school??

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

If you're done not praising Jesus, and ignoring the "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus." bit cleverly concealed at the top of every page on this section of the forum, can we discuss the difference between sequins and sequence? And you're in MED school??

I think she's in "CosMEDology" school. (Yes, I know it's a t, not a d.)

Here's a musical message for her, from Frankie Avalon pretending not to be a Hellbound Hollyweird Homer:

[Mary Etheldreda]

Stop right here.




You're pregnant, you have multiple jobs, you're in school, you're a Girl Scout leader, you love to read books, you have time to post at one o'clock in the morning, but you don't have time to open the Holy Bible?

What's wrong with you, woman?

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Stop right here.




You're pregnant, you have multiple jobs, you're in school, you're a Girl Scout leader, you love to read books, you have time to post at one o'clock in the morning, but you don't have time to open the Holy Bible?

What's wrong with you, woman?

She is a 'femnazi' in training. Mark my words, she is going to bleed her husband dry, dump him like used toilet paper and pick up with some bull dyke like Rosie O.

What is all this talk about 'sequence'? What order of what events? It sounds like some poorly written Tony Scott made for TV movie.

[Sammy89]

im not in school now, music lessons are just on the side, so they only take up about 4 hours of my week, and my job at the old age home is just a part time job for the summer and once school starts they'll be cut a lot, and i'm going on maternity leave from there in October when the baby comes. And i am up at 1am because I havn't been sleeping well lately so i have nothing better to do so i just go on the internet.
and so what, i made a grammar error, but i have a 96% average and i'm studying Pediactric Oncology, that means working with children who have cancer. When I have to work in the hospital, yes it can be really sad, but when you cure a kid, it's worth it.
And I do love books, and I don't have as much time for reading as I would like, but when I do read, I can't stop.
and i would never leave my husband, I love him more than words could ever say, he's my best friend and I don't know where I would be without him. And he has met my dads, they get along just fine just as i get along with his parents just fine.
And i am actually Christian, I attend church every sunday as i have my whole life.

[Born Again Bob]

Originally Posted by Sammy89

i'm studying Pediactric Oncology, that means working with children who have cancer...

Dear Friend,

In your experience, what have these kids usually done to cause God to strike them with cancer? And why are you trying to prevent Him from carrying out his judgment? These sinning kids should know:

The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed. Deuteronomy 28:27.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Sammy89

Pediactric Oncology, that means working with children who have cancer.

Not really. "Pediactric" is not a word.

And I do love books, and I don't have as much time for reading as I would like, but when I do read, I can't stop.

Much like when you start spitting out sentences and sentence fragments online?

Protip: Don't start sentences with "and". It's a conjunction. It needs something before it . . . other than the period at the end of the last sentence.

And i am actually a Volkswagen Beetle; I sit in a garage every sunday as i have my whole life.

Does that make any more sense than saying you're a Christian because you sit in a church a couple of hours a week?

No, it doesn't.

A Christian follows all of God's commands, not just the ones she likes.

You don't even know God's commands, because at 24, you still haven't read them. Yet you have all sorts of time for other pursuits, like unprotected sex, school, and elder abuse.

Sorry, I'm not buying it. You don't take the Bible seriously at all, nor do you care about God. You care about yourself.

[James Hutchins]

I think she is learning how to mop up 'kiddie barf'. I hear it can be challenging for special people.
It is good a retard can have a job but I am diameterically opposed to one reproducing.

[Redeemed Papist]

How can a Christian not know that God hates her for being a bastard and her "dads" for being perverts? What's worse is that her daughter is also doomed up to the tenth generation.

This whole thing is just a horror show. A troll couldn't dream up worse.

What's wrong with churches these days? Are they so desperate to fill their collection plates that they will toy with the hatred of God to put bums on pews? These human pariahs should be being shunned!