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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-09-2011, 01:14 AM

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Those flying spaghetti monster worshipper people. 1) They are breaking many of the 10 Commandments, 2) The spaghetti thing is clearly a atheistic expression of a tallywhacker, so they can promote gays, bisexuals, and other homosexuals who go against God.

And Brother Patriot, I hope that site will go down. It is blasphemous is so many ways.
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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-10-2011, 09:48 PM

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Alas, the beer volcano and stripper factory

Waiitt....is this the stale beer and STD stripper factory of hell??!!
His is the false nectar of blind creatures, and women of the night. There is no truth in anything upon that...'man's' image for his vision of the afterlife is as false as the sauce upon his a-pasta-nation...abomin-pasta...it's bad. There we go.
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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-18-2011, 09:10 PM

I believe that secular people should also have a say in this bulletin board. I feel that this board is full of Conservative Christians...

BUT WHERE ARE THE LIBERAL?
"I and my father are one" could also mean they are both holy.

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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-18-2011, 10:30 PM

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I believe that secular people should also have a say in this bulletin board.
Really? I believe that I should have a say in how you decorate your bedroom.

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I feel that this board is full of Conservative Christians...
And that's a problem... how?


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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-18-2011, 11:10 PM

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Son, there is no other type of Christian. The so-called liberal Christians will be joining you in Hell.


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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-19-2011, 06:48 AM

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I believe that secular people should also have a say in this bulletin board. I feel that this board is full of Conservative Christians...
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-19-2011, 10:03 AM

I cannot believe they allow this kind of blasphemous website on the internet. This violates my right to be a Christian and is a violation of my free speech!! I think we need to turn them in to the authorities.


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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-19-2011, 02:10 PM

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Son, there is no other type of Christian. The so-called liberal Christians will be joining you in Hell.
You're so right. Further, there is no such thing as a "liberal Christian." It's an o x y m o r o n.


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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-19-2011, 04:23 PM

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I cannot believe they allow this kind of blasphemous website on the internet. This violates my right to be a Christian and is a violation of my free speech!! I think we need to turn them in to the authorities.
Nobody made you come here. You chose to use your so called "free will" to set up your account. If you are not happy in your choices you do not have to stay, I am certain you can see yourself to the door. Quit wasting Christ's bandwidth with your dibble.

Side note: Why did a TC say the above post, Please tell me it was only a quote or maybe an error


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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-19-2011, 06:11 PM

Angel Clark, I was referring to the Jesusdressup site that was the subject of this thread. What did you think I was referring to?


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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-20-2011, 05:41 AM

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Angel Clark, I was referring to the Jesusdressup site that was the subject of this thread. What did you think I was referring to?

That's why I made the SideNote. You had me a little worried there for a second sir. Sorry if it came across in the wrong manner.


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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-25-2011, 02:07 AM

This is outrageous, not only should they ban this kind of trashy drivel from the internets, they should also ban the blasphemous movies that inspire these monstrosities!!!
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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-25-2011, 05:08 AM

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I believe that secular people should also have a say in this bulletin board. I feel that this board is full of Conservative Christians...

BUT WHERE ARE THE LIBERAL?
"I and my father are one" could also mean they are both holy.

Please, don't take everything literally!
I believe that if you want a say in how a discussion forum operates, you should start your own.

This is the discussion forum of an Independent Fundamentalist Baptist church. Yet you are surprised that it isn't run by God-mocking atheists like yourself?

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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-28-2011, 05:50 AM

why would god go and do a thing like that!? i mean come on, you people are awesome! the topics that come up are just breath taking! this site has had me question christianity... and im a reverend!! but all in all i would never turn my back on god but sometimes i really think alot of ya are crazy..... but im not judging anyone
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why would god go and do a thing like that!? i mean come on, you people are awesome! the topics that come up are just breath taking! this site has had me question christianity... and im a reverend!! but all in all i would never turn my back on god but sometimes i really think alot of ya are crazy..... but im not judging anyone
What denomination are you a Reverend of?

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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 02-28-2011, 10:25 AM

OMG this is so horrible....you can even dress Jesus up as Lady Gaga! I wouldn't even wish dressing up like Lady Gaga on my worst enemy!


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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 03-02-2011, 06:00 AM

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OMG this is so horrible....you can even dress Jesus up as Lady Gaga! I wouldn't even wish dressing up like Lady Gaga on my worst enemy!
Don't toy with us, demoness. I'm sure this "Lady Gaga" is an active member of your coven.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 03-15-2011, 07:06 AM

Oh, goodness no. Lady Gaga is an awful pop singer who would probably melt if you splash water on her. A very sick individual. not unlike whoever created this dress up Jesus site. I will pray...


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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 03-15-2011, 12:29 PM

Jesus dressing up as lady gaga ? lady jesus ?
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Default Re: Pray for Jesus to SHUT DOWN This Website! - 03-15-2011, 01:10 PM

its jaysus, not jesus and i reckon jesus needs a new image, like keith flint in the firestarter video
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