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03-18-2012, 12:49 AM
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I love how you idiots believe in any of this FICTION. That's what it is. FICTION. One thing that isn't fiction is karma. And boy, it's gonna come back and rape you all in the ass for being disgusting human beings that feed on hate. You are all repressed homosexuals that are so afraid of your true sexual leanings that you prey on whatever you personally define as unacceptable.
Google search for anal lubrication? Sorry, I was looking for the Westboro FREAK SHOW and stumbled upon your despicable forum of human filth.
Seriously, preaching to someone that they should cut their own finger off for accidentally tearing through the toilet paper. What is wrong with you? Do me a favor. Slit your wrists and get on with it, you weak minded idiots.
I also love how you edit posts to serve your own EVIL website and forum.
Seriously, go buy a gun and use it......on yourself. When you don't find an afterlife, please report back that everything you believed was a lie.
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Dear Godmocking Maggot;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
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PS. "Karma" is a concept that originates among the demon worshipers of the Hindoo dotheads. That's a pathway to hell, boy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-18-2012, 01:08 AM
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I love how you idiots believe in any of this FICTION. That's what it is. FICTION. One thing that isn't fiction is karma. And boy, it's gonna come back and rape you all in the ass for being disgusting human beings that feed on hate. You are all repressed homosexuals that are so afraid of your true sexual leanings that you prey on whatever you personally define as unacceptable.
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It's very obvious from your constant use of this word "fiction" that you indeed were looking for a cure for anal entry "f riction" and may have accidentally stumbled on a new definition from a typo. I know you enjoy fantasizing about rectally raping us, picturing us as young school age boys, but we will not indulge you in your desires. You seem to think we have a personal vendetta against the homosexual choice, when we are merely letting you and your sodomite friends know that God has a special place for your sinners. It's Hell.
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Google search for anal lubrication? Sorry, I was looking for the Westboro FREAK SHOW and stumbled upon your despicable forum of human filth.
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For once, I think you may be speaking some amount of truth. I'm actually quite shocked. Westboro Baptist Church is indeed a freak show, and this board is filled with human filth such as yourself: People coming here trying to spit in the face of God and act like they have it all figured out. I'm glad you were able to see this from our point of view for a change.
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Do me a favor. Slit your wrists and get on with it, you weak minded idiots.
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Sure, we'll just stop obeying the Word of God because some random gaytheist thinks he is more important than Jesus Christ.
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I think you may be projecting with all of this suicide business. I know it can be hard to hate yourself for choosing to be a fag, but there is a cure for your self loathing! His name is Jesus Christ and he'd like you to abandon your disgusting sin-riddled lifestyle. Pray that gay away and let the warm blood of our Christ pour all over your body. Only then can you live sin free and enter the Kingdom of Heaven! Praise GOD!
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03-18-2012, 02:12 AM
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One thing that isn't fiction is karma. And boy, it's gonna come back and rape you all in the ass
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You are a bigot for trying to force your Eastern mythology down our throats. This is a Christian forum, not a gook forum.
Christianity is true; Buddhism isn't.
Also I am offended at the way you flippantly throw around the word "anal rape" like it is an acceptable practice. Children sometimes read this website, as it is on the internets. Please reach deep in your meager lexicon and find some acceptable terminology. Ass pirates love it when you downplay the evil of their favorite sin.
I pray that you find Jesus, or He kills you, before you interfere with the faith of those who seek Him with contrite hearts.
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03-18-2012, 03:47 AM
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When you don't find an afterlife, please report back that everything you believed was a lie.
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If there was no afterlife then how on Earth would we report back?
Logic, my friend. Think about what you're saying before you say it and you'll probably make a lot more sense.
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03-18-2012, 06:11 AM
Wow, the redneck whore made sense. Good for you.
Now go worship your false god.
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03-18-2012, 06:20 AM
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Wow, the redneck whore made sense. Good for you.
Now go worship your false god.
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Watch your filthy mouth, you choad-chugging maggot: Sister Catherine is a Forum Member in good standing, and you will extend to her the respect she deserves.
(Romans 13:2) "Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation."
If you can't keep your panty-sniffing, child-raping, Jesus-hating urges in check, you will be shown the door.
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03-19-2012, 08:22 PM
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I love how you idiots believe in any of this FICTION. That's what it is. FICTION. One thing that isn't fiction is karma.
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Who oversees your "karma"? Who hands out the rewards and punishments?
Here's a great write-up on Karma. In part,
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“Karma requires an intelligence to record your deeds and respond with reward or punishment. Basically, they believe in a cosmic Santa Claus, who is keeping a list and checking it twice. More likely twice per second for each human, animal, bacterium, and plant. Pretty silly, right?
“Now, in the case of supposed ‘atheists’ who believe in karma, well, this proves they aren’t atheists after all. They have “faith” in a supernatural agency, and a very complex one that can track everything that everyone does, ever! Also, their fear of or hope for karma demonstrates that these so-called ‘atheists’ only pretend to have morals; they are acting in search of reward or in avoidance of punishment. Oddly, this is the very same charge so-called atheists level at Christians.”
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From http://www.skepdic.com/karma.html
Karma is a law in Hinduism which maintains that every act done, no matter how insignificant, will eventually return to the doer with equal impact. Good will be returned with good; evil with evil. Since Hindus believe in reincarnation, karma knows no simple birth/death boundaries. If good or evil befall you, it is because of something you did in this or a previous lifetime.
Karma is sometimes referred to as a “moral law of cause and effect.” Karma is both an encouragement to do good and to avoid evil, as well as an explanation for whatever good or evil befalls a person.
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On one level, karma serves to explain why good things happen to bad people and bad things happen to good people. The injustices of the world, the seeming random distribution of good and evil, are only apparent. In reality, everybody is getting what he or she deserves. Even the child brutalized by drugged adults deserves the horror. The mentally ill, the retarded, and the millions of Jews killed by the Nazis deserved it for evil they must have done in the past. The slave beaten to within a breath of death deserved it, if not for what he did today, then for what he did in some previous lifetime. Likewise for the rape victim. She is just getting what she deserves. All suffering is deserved, according to the law of karma.
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03-26-2012, 07:37 PM
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Diarrhea is kind of a gay illness (bowel problems), a form of secretion if I may. See joopedia or something.
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I've edited John Kirk's posting so it better reflects what it meant to say.
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03-26-2012, 09:13 PM
All I know is when I have the diareeas, I stay home. Those people sniff it out and when you are in the truck stop mens room exploding on the crapper, they all come toe tapping. I have to get up, pants around my ankles, leave the stall and tell them I am not expelling a Homer making call. You have no idea how many of these people just do not take a hint.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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05-20-2012, 02:50 AM
Shout GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-07-2014, 04:13 PM
Hey, so i found an image of this post on a site. And as i see, you guys are serious about this, and i wanted to just lay a few facts here
1. Homosexuals dont use diarrhea as lubricant. None of them do most likely, they are not that messed up.
2. Have you ever heard of vaseline? You probably did, and that is what they use, or special lubricants ( and they are not created just for gay men, straight people use it too) like ky jelly
Now im not questioning your views on anything, but believeing someone uses diarrhea is just plain stupid.
Have a good day
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09-07-2014, 04:41 PM
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Hey, so i found an image of this post on a site. And as i see, you guys are serious about this, and i wanted to just lay a few facts here
1. Homosexuals dont use diarrhea as lubricant. None of them do most likely, they are not that messed up.
2. Have you ever heard of vaseline? You probably did, and that is what they use, or special lubricants ( and they are not created just for gay men, straight people use it too) like ky jelly
Now im not questioning your views on anything, but believeing someone uses diarrhea is just plain stupid.
Have a good day
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Don't be so naive.
The gaywise spend all their money on the drugs and laxatives. How are they supposed to afford vaseline?
You know the worst thing the gaywise did? They made every one think that they are a harmless part of society
Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals -
09-07-2014, 04:47 PM
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2. Have you ever heard of vaseline? You probably did, and that is what they use, or special lubricants ( and they are not created just for gay men, straight people use it too) like ky jelly
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Vaseline is used on baby's bottom to prevent diaper rash. No True Christian™ would use a product created to support sin. A child who is old enough to know how to suckle at the breast is old enough to know how to pinch a loaf. Anything less is simply being obstinate.
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09-07-2014, 06:20 PM
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Vaseline is used on baby's bottom to prevent diaper rash. No True Christian™ would use a product created to support sin. A child who is old enough to know how to suckle at the breast is old enough to know how to pinch a loaf. Anything less is simply being obstinate.
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Yes, vaseline is not created for sin. It can however be used for sin.
Think of it this way, a bottle can contain water, but it can also contain
Alcohol, a knife can be used to cut bread but also to suicide. They havent been
Created for sin, but can be used for sinning.
Plus i see you forgot i mentioned ky jelly, which actually is
Created for sinning as you wish to call it, and it is not expensive
So they can afford it. No gay person has used diarrhea as a lubricant.
Period. And if you wish to prove me wrong, show me a video
Or the source where you found that information, i can do both of
Those things.
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09-07-2014, 07:10 PM
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No gay person has used diarrhea as a lubricant.
Period. And if you wish to prove me wrong, show me a video
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Young lady, this a Christian website where we felllowship and praise God.
Not where we solicit strangers for scat videos for sexualism.
Kindly remember that children often read this site
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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09-07-2014, 08:24 PM
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Young lady, this a Christian website where we felllowship and praise God.
Not where we solicit strangers for scat videos for sexualism.
Kindly remember that children often read this site
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And i did say then, just few words after that, that you can also provide a source where you found the information.
Plus i see that you know scat fetish is diffrent from homosexuality, and you do associate using dirrhea as lubricant as scat fetish. Threrfore i suppose you do in fact know that not all gay people are into scat fetish, and they dont use diarrhea as lubricant
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09-07-2014, 09:07 PM
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2. Have you ever heard of vaseline? You probably did, and that is what they use, or special lubricants ( and they are not created just for gay men, straight people use it too) like ky jelly
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Ugh, I used to put jelly on my biscuits. Thanks for clarifying why it's called 'fruit spread' these days.
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09-07-2014, 10:26 PM
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Threrfore i suppose you do in fact know that not all gay people are into scat fetish, and they dont use diarrhea as lubricant
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So you say that u believe that not all gay people are into scat fetish.
And even most of what you say is wrong - this one is true.
There are many gays who found Jesus and got rid of this fetish. Many of them found a wife and have children.
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10-16-2014, 01:26 AM
Titus, sorry to say but you look like you are a bit of a closet homosexual yourself...
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10-16-2014, 02:38 AM
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One thing that isn't fiction is karma.
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That's that boodist stuff, isn't it - karma? One of the biggest fictions put on this earth by Satan.
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