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Guns Asteroid Oumuamua = Arrow from God, Strike One! - 12-02-2017, 05:52 AM

A few days ago an unidentified object swooped across the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) and left the secular astrologers baffled and disarray because it was so unexpected and impossible to comprehend by using atheist methodologies. NASA heretics did, however, get a decent photograph of it on its way across the path of the Sun round the Earth and it looked like this:



It was so totally unlike any other Firmamental object (that are perfect and round) that the secularists had absolutely no idea from whence it came.
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Now, new data reveal the interstellar interloper to be a rocky, cigar-shaped object with a somewhat reddish hue. The asteroid, named ‘Oumuamua by its discoverers, is up to one-quarter mile (400 meters) long and highly-elongated—perhaps 10 times as long as it is wide. That aspect ratio is greater than that of any asteroid or comet observed in our solar system to date... Preliminary orbital calculations suggest that the object came from the approximate direction of the bright star Vega, in the northern constellation of Lyra. However, it took so long for the interstellar object to make the journey – even at the speed of about 59,000 miles per hour (26.4 kilometers per second) -- that Vega was not near that position when the asteroid was there about 300,000 years ago.
Basically, the unbelievers state that it came from "Vega" while simultaneously admitting that it could not have come from "Vega". Thus, they have no idea about the origin of this Oumuamua asteroid. We, however, can immediately see that it must have come from God! Long, metallic, reddish hue! It is an arrow!

Numbers 24:8
God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his
arrows.
  • God will use arrows to punish the sinners most grievously. To be effective as a punishment, the arrows must be sturdy enough to penetrate deep into the living flesh of a God-denialist. Hence, the elongated shape that could never have been produced by random chance that the evolutionary theory claims as the origin of the planets Jupiter, Pluto and the moon Triton.
Deuteronomy 32:42
I will make mine
arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh; and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the beginning of revenges upon the enemy.
  • Blood is red. Case proven beyond any doubt. This was a warning.
Is God going to continue bombarding the sinners with His arrows? Verily, yes!

Deuteronomy 32:23
I will heap mischiefs upon them; I will spend mine
arrows upon them.
  • Plural: Arrows. There are going to many. How many?
1 Samuel 20:20
And I will shoot
three arrows on the side thereof, as though I shot at a mark.
  • Probably three. We can expect two more apparitions like this and then Jesus will rise to the occasion, come and smite and destroy those who persecute us! For once, astrology is going to be exciting during the next few months or years. Obviously, only when examined against a Biblical background. Jesus will be using arrows, as well.


Psalms 120:4
Sharp
arrows of the mighty, with coals of juniper.




We can now reveal that the next strike of God's arrow will be most likely in Europe and Saudi women (presumably postmenopausal) are going to be involved. This can be deciphered from the name of this Celestial arrow by some basic techniques in Creation Science!



Not only will the Euro currency (€) be destroyed to be replaced by the Godly dollar ($) but there's also going to be famine!



Ezekiel 5:16
When I shall send upon them the
evil arrows of famine, which shall be for their destruction, and which I will send to destroy you: and I will increase the famine upon you, and will break your staff of bread:


In fact, this has begun! A famine! Praise God! There's no more butter in Godless France! Glory!
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...shortages that bite. In a nearby Carrefour supermarket, fridges that are usually crammed with packets of butter are mostly empty.
Thank you, Jesus!




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Default Re: Asteroid Oumuamua = Arrow from God, Strike One! - 12-04-2017, 07:07 PM

I thank God to have the light of you in our lives, professor. We are True Christians and cannot sin, but sometimes we can get in anger and the Devil is always working to deceive us.

Instead of an arrow directed to Europe, I was thinking on a giant falic form sent by God to warn the feminazis out there. As the world is slowly becoming a matriarchy, I though God was giving the last sign before sending His Son again (His son, who is Himself and is not Himself at the same time)


Even though we have the Bible to remind us the position of men in this society, a friendly reminder in the form of a giant penis was a good idea in my mind.


Then came Professor White and using the Creation Science method, the only Biblical method out there, everything is clear now.


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Default Re: Asteroid Oumuamua = Arrow from God, Strike One! - 12-04-2017, 09:53 PM

I must admit that firmament object looks suspiciously like a cigar - which reminded me about that old Bill Clinton story about Monica and a cigar. I'm wondering if Jesus wasn't trying to warn us about current events in the news.


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Default Re: Asteroid Oumuamua = Arrow from God, Strike One! - 12-05-2017, 12:47 AM

To me I found relation to this verse.

2 Kings 9:37 And the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the portion of Jezreel; so that they shall not say, This is Jezebel.

It looks like dung to me and is symbolic of God taking his dung and throwing it in the face of the non-believers. As an Arrow of God, it also makes sense to me that way.
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Default Re: Asteroid Oumuamua = Arrow from God, Strike One! - 12-10-2017, 10:08 AM

It was an arrow? Looks like god missed.
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Rebuke Re: Asteroid Oumuamua = Arrow from God, Strike One! - 12-10-2017, 10:45 AM

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It was an arrow? Looks like god missed.


In the opening post I explained that the arrow did not miss. There is famine in Godless France (no butter).

Ezekiel 5:16
When I shall send upon them the
evil arrows of famine, which shall be for their destruction, and which I will send to destroy you: and I will increase the famine upon you, and will break your staff of bread:


In Yemen, the people have now realized this!
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“We are weak, our children are weak and we have nothing left to give. We can’t even feed our animals anymore” said Nor Rashid as she cradled her daughter. “Only God can save us now.”
Even Heathen nations now understand that God is behind these developments. God did not miss. It is time you also took Jesus seriously.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Asteroid Oumuamua = Arrow from God, Strike One! - Yesterday, 07:46 PM

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In the opening post I explained that the arrow did not miss. There is famine in Godless France (no butter).
Hear, hear! The stupid atheist has absolutely no idea how important food is to the French and how God tailors and fine tunes his punishments.

The asteroid is the messenger, and we know the message.




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