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Default A question about that methodist - 02-17-2008, 10:31 AM
Was George Walker Bush, aka the current President of the USA breastfed or bottlefed?

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Default Re: A question about that methodist - 02-17-2008, 10:36 AM
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Was George Walker Bush, aka the current President of the USA breastfed or bottlefed?
Are you trying to insinuate that our Godly President was involved in an incestuous relationship with his mother "Babs"???

I should ban you right here and now!

Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A question about that methodist - 02-17-2008, 10:41 AM
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Are you trying to insinuate that our Godly President was involved in an incestuous relationship with his mother "Babs"???

I should ban you right here and now!
"Babs"? like "Born again Bobs"?

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Default Re: A question about that methodist - 02-17-2008, 11:00 AM
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"Babs"? like "Born again Bobs"?
Babs as in the honorary grandmother of our nation, Barbara Bush! His MOTHER!


Does she look like someone who would let some kid suck her dirty pillows?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Default Re: A question about that methodist - 02-17-2008, 11:36 AM
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Babs as in the honorary grandmother of our nation, Barbara Bush! His MOTHER!

skipped those wrinkles

Does she look like someone who would let some kid suck her dirty pillows?
So, he was bottlefed. That explains why he hit the bottle. http://www.aztlan.net/bush_hits_bottle_again.html

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So, he was bottlefed. That explains why he hit the bottle. http://www.aztlan.net/bush_hits_bottle_again.html

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A question about that methodist - 02-17-2008, 12:15 PM
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is his favorie coctail cactus jack?

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Default Re: A question about that methodist - 02-17-2008, 01:48 PM
I think you are insinuating that his mother fed him alcohol in his bottle. Attacks against our president will not stand.

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I think you are insinuating that his mother fed him alcohol in his bottle. Attacks against our president will not stand.

Nah, he did the vodka/cocaine home lobotomy to himself.

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Brother Narrowpathy, it has not escaped my notice that in your search for True Christianity you are posting a lot lately - Commendable! But from now on I urge you to just ignore those methodless "people" for as you can see, Pastor Ezekiel has become Ill with you for this very reason

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Default Re: A question about that methodist - 02-17-2008, 07:33 PM
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I think you are insinuating that his mother fed him alcohol in his bottle. Attacks against our president will not stand.
No, I don't insinuate that the methodist in question was fed alcohol when he soiled his diapers. But bottlefeeding often leads to alcoholism. The methodist is no exception.

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Default Re: A question about that methodist - 02-17-2008, 07:41 PM
I wonder what his infant formula contained.

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I wonder what his infant formula contained.

Southern Comfort?

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Southern Comfort?
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There is no need to be offensive, you dispeakable heathen!

It's not my distilled beverage of choice (I prefer Cuervo) but it would explain a lot about the Shrub.

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Default Re: A question about that methodist - 02-20-2008, 05:20 PM
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Babs as in the honorary grandmother of our nation, Barbara Bush! His MOTHER!


Does she look like someone who would let some kid suck her dirty pillows?
Dirty pillows? Those methodists don't wash, do they?

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Dirty pillows? Those methodists don't wash, do they?
Nonsense. She looks spanking clean in her picture, the image of respectability and impeccable grooming.

I can only conclude that you must be narrow in your thinking, narrow guy. That's what I have to say. Shame on you. That's what.

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Default Re: A question about that methodist - 02-20-2008, 09:17 PM
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Nonsense. She looks spanking clean in her picture, the image of respectability and impeccable grooming.

I can only conclude that you must be narrow in your thinking, narrow guy. That's what I have to say. Shame on you. That's what.
It wasn't me who said that her breasts are dirty, Pa Eze did. I don't know how he came to that conclusion, he must have some magic ability to see through clothes or else

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Default Re: A question about that methodist - 02-21-2008, 11:48 AM
Anyway, if he didn't suck the naturally-produced milk of his mother's, then he either had a wet-nurse, or he sucked the milk of a cow. Or if he want, he sucked "the sin-juice from the dirty pillow" of a cow.
Unless you think he had some formula made of soy. Oh, no, it can't be so bad! http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

"The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore. "
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