[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Sinner, there is a saying, "If something is funny, look for the truth in it." I suggest you do that.

[Sagan31]

Actually this isn't a new theory. If you actually had even a grade 10 education you'd know that this "theory" (It's actually a fact) has been around since like the 1700's.

Pretty basic really. Stars explode and send out interstellar gas. Said gas coalesces into a sun with a solar system which includes planets. Even my 12 year old brother knows that guys. But I guess I live in Canada where, you know, there's actually education.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by Sagan31

I live in Canada where, you know, there's actually education.

I wouldn't be admitting to being Canadian like it's something to be proud of, dear. You and I live in Commonwealth countries; it is our burden to bear, that of being lorded over by the satanic high priestess Elizabeth II, whose smiling face is plastered upon all currency -- terrifying small children whenever they pop down to the corner shop to buy lollipops.

It is a wicked, wicked time we live in.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

You are wise to warn of the atheist publicity from a High Priestess who revels in her iniquity. The UK is the new Heart of Darkness and show a picture of their false god on their notes.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Are you serious, Brother Bathfire? They actually put Darwin on their ten-notes? Compare this with America who has the Godly Alexander Hamilton on the ten-dollar bill.



Yes the same Alexander Hamilton, member of the Federalist Party (precursor to the Republican party) who gave us these gems...

"For my own part, I sincerely esteem it a system which without the finger of God, never could have been suggested and agreed upon by such a diversity of interests."

"I now offer you the outline of the plan they have suggested. Let an association be formed to be denominated 'The Christian Constitutional Society,' its object to be First: The support of the Christian religion. Second: The support of the United States."

"I have carefully examined the evidences of the Christian religion, and if I was sitting as a juror upon its authenticity I would unhesitatingly give my verdict in its favor. I can prove its truth as clearly as any proposition ever submitted to the mind of man."

And on his death bed he said...

"I have a tender reliance on the mercy of the Almighty, through the merits of the Lord Jesus Christ. I am a sinner. I look to Him for mercy; pray for me."

[John Scopes]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

You are wise to warn of the atheist publicity from a High Priestess who revels in her iniquity. The UK is the new Heart of Darkness and show a picture of their false god on their notes.

Thank you Mr. Bathfire you have raised my spirits today. I must confess that I have always considered that the rampant inbreeding on that dentally challenged isle had brought the intellectual levels of the indigenous population down to something approximating Homo africanus.

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by SkeptiCobey

To tie up a loose end, you don't have to get a sample of the sun to know what it is made of, you just have to use a spectrometer and look at the light. Duuuhhhhh

Do you even bother to read other people's posts? Spectral analysis is a lie, an evolutionist trick to subvert the godly rainbow and use it to promote their God-hating agenda. How can you seriously believe what some lines in a spectrum tell you? They're just lines! The idiocy of evolutionists keeps amazing me. Those lines aren't capable of forgiving sins, you know.

Originally Posted by John Scopes

Thank you Mr. Bathfire you have raised my spirits today. I must confess that I have always considered that the rampant inbreeding on that dentally challenged isle had brought the intellectual levels of the indigenous population down to something approximating Homo africanus.

I think you mean Australopithecus africanus. If you want to promote evilutionist ideologies at this place (not that anyone will listen, of course), I advise you to make sure you know your own theories.

[John Scopes]

Originally Posted by True Disciple

I think you mean Australopithecus africanus. If you want to promote evilutionist ideologies at this place (not that anyone will listen, of course), I advise you to make sure you know your own theories.

I appreciate you input sir. That is in fact the proper Latin name. However, if you do a bit more research you will find the term I quoted is also used for those that are intellectually challenged, which I thought appropriate.

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by John Scopes

I appreciate you input sir. That is in fact the proper Latin name. However, if you do a bit more research you will find the term I quoted is also used for those that are intellectually challenged, which I thought appropriate.

Apology accepted. And I'm glad you admit that the supposed "transitional hominid fossils," are intellectually challenged. Most evolutionists pretend that there is a consensus regarding these issues.

[Star Finder]

Hmmp .. I bet this Scopes guy was standing next to Darwin as he pleasured himself while examining the dead animals he'd hung on his wall..

Disgusting monkey lover. Darwin would have LOVED to go to Africa and have sex with gorillas and small deer.

Dik Dik!! Dik Dik cried Darwin!

[Aristotle]

Originally Posted by John Scopes

Thank you Mr. Bathfire you have raised my spirits today. I must confess that I have always considered that the rampant inbreeding on that dentally challenged isle had brought the intellectual levels of the indigenous population down to something approximating Homo africanus.

Please stay on subject. If you want to discuss homos, see the Christian help forum for advice.