[Youth Minister Harry]

One of the boys in the youth group whispered to me that a SAAB 900 (a homosexual vehicle) was seen driving by the Boy's Private Area of the Bible Camp. I am just sick and tired of these chicken hawks cruising through here trying to poach my boys! I'm fit to be tied and I'm just as livid as I'm gonna get! No, Sir! Talk to the hand, because the arm has had enough of these nasty queens and their filthy backstabbing tactics.

To help our Landover Boys know a filthy dirty gaylord when they see one, I'm hosting movie night sleep overs (with pie) where I will personally show our boys what kinds of things to watch out for. For example, did you know research has shown that 89% of men who drive a VW Jetta are gay homosexuals? Did you know that 91% of boys who play the Skyrim Job video game will turn into a gay? That's just science.

Here's an educational film proving that all homosexuals try to rape boys. In the film, you'll learn that boys who are raped by homosexuals are also to blame and will face criminal charges, just like little Jimmy (4:50), so they might want to think twice before they go around telling people things that they should only tell their youth minister especially if it's something that could just get them into a lot of trouble and maybe they should just try following the rules we agreed to instead of causing trouble.

If your boy complains to you about being homosexualized, contact me right away for prayer healing and anointing with oils.

[Des]

A highly informative video, Pastor. Thanks.

I was frustrated that the court system let Jimmy off with probation. That homer enabler was just as culpable as the sodomite who seduced him.

Just remember, kids, do not get into a vehicle alone with anyone who is not a member of your church. This is the only way to remain safe and prevent your family from being sodomized to death by a homersexual pedophile.

[H. Montague Worthington]

You can tell it's not right by the music playing in the background.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Brother Worthington, I watched that video over and over and I am so hot right now. I mean I am steaming hot about that! The way that nasty man and that dirty, filthy, nasty, dirty boy just wallowed around in that paint, rubbing it all over and then rubbing Lord knows what else until they were both finished. I'm piping hot and out of breath about this! That boy should KNOW better than that! Filthy, dirty boy.