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Default Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 03-18-2013, 10:53 PM

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Okay I disagree because childbirth SUCKS! And some women's hips don't separate during pregnancy which cause need for a C-section and I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT WITHOUT ANESTHESIA!
*Oh, and I know that ^ for a fact because I have two daughters.*
God gave you that pain because of Eve's sin. You should embrace it. Stop your whining woman.

Proverbs 9:13
A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.

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Okay I disagree because childbirth SUCKS! And some women's hips don't separate during pregnancy which cause need for a C-section and I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT WITHOUT ANESTHESIA!
*Oh, and I know that ^ for a fact because I have two daughters.*
This is not the first time you have insulted me, doubtfully the first time you've insulted God with your blasphemy! How dare you! You can't pick and choose what rules God gave you to follow! Its like making a pie and not both
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Default Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 03-18-2013, 10:57 PM

Don't call me woman you piffleer. I am not embracing someone slicing my uterus open. That sir, is not nice.
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Its like making a pie and not bothering to bake it. You've rendered all your hard work useless by omitting a step. But I suppose you must be depressed after the dissapointment of two girls, so I'll forgive you this once.
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Don't call me woman you piffleer. I am not embracing someone slicing my uterus open. That sir, is not nice.
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...I am not embracing someone slicing my uterus open...
That would be a really bad idea. His hand might slip.


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Default Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 03-19-2013, 02:33 AM

I'm an unmarried woman. I live with my boyfriend. My girlfriend lives a few miles away. Any other questions?
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I'm an unmarried woman. I live with my boyfriend. My girlfriend lives a few miles away. Any other questions?
Here's one, are you willing to repent and be baptized? If not, are you ready to burn for all eternity?
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Sorry to disappoint you, but you and the rest of your fornicating triangle are adulterers. Especially since you've stated in another thread that you were divorced (Matthew 19:9).
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Sweetie, when are you going to wake up and realize Landover Baptist is fundamentalist. It almost rivals A Modest Proposal in it's absurdity.

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Sweetie, when are you going to wake up and realize Landover Baptist is fundamentalist. It almost rivals A Modest Proposal in it's absurdity.

Btw, Jesus loves me. I have that.
What is fundamentalist about not wanting to burn in Hell for all eternity? If you really love Jesus you would follow the Bible.

And I do see much evidence of that

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Sweetie, when are you going to wake up and realize Landover Baptist is fundamentalist. It almost rivals A Modest Proposal in it's absurdity.

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Honey, when are YOU going to wake up and realize that YOU are wrong and the Landover Church is right? Up to this point, we are the ones firing Bible quotes at you - you have not presented a single one that would even remotely suggest that you are on the right side of this dispute!

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Okay I disagree because childbirth SUCKS! And some women's hips don't separate during pregnancy which cause need for a C-section and I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT WITHOUT ANESTHESIA!
*Oh, and I know that ^ for a fact because I have two daughters.*
Huh, I thought you said you didn't have kids. Then again, all unsaved trash basically look the same to me.


I've had 5 children and never had any problem. Last one had a rather large head, but it still came out okay. The one before that was almost born at home, when she decided to come out, nothing was stopping her. Nothing like 45 minutes of labor.

Now could the fact that you suffer so much, and I find it a cake walk have anything to do with the fact that I am Blessed by the LORD, and you spit in His face?


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Mrs. BelieverInGod, I truly admire you as a wife, mother of many, and True Christian! I pray one day soon I'll be as experienced and blessed with children as you. It would be wonderful to experience so little labor, but I'll gladly accept what the Lord has in store for me. You are an inspiration. YIC!
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Mrs. BelieverInGod, I truly admire you as a wife, mother of many, and True Christian! I pray one day soon I'll be as experienced and blessed with children as you. It would be wonderful to experience so little labor, but I'll gladly accept what the Lord has in store for me. You are an inspiration. YIC!
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Pray, and keep up the heavy housework right to the time you go into labor. Lazing around eating whatever suits your fancy is definitely the wrong way to go about it. God gave us muscles for a reason!

Considering you're carrying twins, I doubt that you'll have a short labor, but I've found it best to keep praying during labor. Quote scripture and have a woman in there reading scripture to you.

I don't think the husband has to be in there. Why? Do you think a man appreciates watching something like that happening?


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Default Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 03-20-2013, 01:22 AM

Sounds like Believer's husband is throwing a hotdog down a hallway by this time. But Alexandria take it from me the first labor is the longest.
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Default Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 03-20-2013, 01:28 AM

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Sounds like Believer's husband is throwing a hotdog down a hallway by this time. But Alexandria take it from me the first labor is the longest.
You're a nasty insultive thing, aren't you.

At least he knows he's not catching anything from me since I'm not a WHORE!

Proverbs 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.


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