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Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-09-2007, 09:39 PM
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A few weeks ago, this evil sorceress, who holds the rank of "Mother" in the God-mocking, anti-White terrorist group the Nation of Islam, became one of a small number of post-Diluvian people to live to the age of 110. Not only that, but she claims she still swims, excercises, steals pies, and walks without assistance. I know—I couldn't believe it myself! A negro that makes it past forty without overdosing on crack or choking on a watermelon seed is rare enough... but 110!?
Why is this allowed to happen? Jesus Christ Himself was only on this Earth for thirtysomething years. My only explanation is that this is like the Job story in reverse—the woman is given many decades of health and happiness in exchange for an eternity of unbelievably excruciating torture in Hell. If that is the case, the torments that await her in the Crimson Lake do not bear imagining. Let's pray that she gets there soon!
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-09-2007, 10:04 PM
GOD, did Miss Trixie fall into a vat of chocolate?
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-10-2007, 12:00 AM
These porch monkeys can't count anyway. She looks about 30 to me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-10-2007, 01:04 AM
At first I was surprised to see a mooselimb women dressed like a Romanist penguin-women. Then I remembered Brother-in-Christ Jack Chick's teaching that the fish-heads started mooselimbism.
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-10-2007, 01:06 AM
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She looks about 30 to me.
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That's the first thing I thought. I bet you it's some kind of welfare fraud.
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-10-2007, 05:46 AM
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At first I was surprised to see a mooselimb women dressed like a Romanist penguin-women. Then I remembered Brother-in-Christ Jack Chick's teaching that the fish-heads started mooselimbism.
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That was a nice piece of Art
But didn't the author forget that all the sons of Ishmael are going to Hell!!
He also forgot to say that if one of your ancestors, to the 10th generation, is a bastard then you are going to Hell no matter what!! Which is impossible to prove that one of your ancestors is not a bastard.
So, it is kind of hard to become a True Christian and go to Heaven.
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-10-2007, 11:30 AM
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That was a nice piece of Art
But didn't the author forget that all the sons of Ishmael are going to Hell!!
He also forgot to say that if one of your ancestors, to the 10th generation, is a bastard then you are going to Hell no matter what!! Which is impossible to prove that one of your ancestors is not a bastard.
So, it is kind of hard to become a True Christian and go to Heaven.
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God knows who your ancestors are. It may be hard to guarantee you're going to Heaven, but to not become a True Christian™ is to guarantee you're going to Hell.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-10-2007, 06:35 PM
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That was a nice piece of Art
But didn't the author forget that all the sons of Ishmael are going to Hell!!
He also forgot to say that if one of your ancestors, to the 10th generation, is a bastard then you are going to Hell no matter what!! Which is impossible to prove that one of your ancestors is not a bastard.
So, it is kind of hard to become a True Christian and go to Heaven.
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You may not have realized it, but that short comic-book tract was not written to cover every detail of Christianity.
Godly brother Jack Chick focuses on only one subject at a time. Otherwise, he'd be writing a comic-book version of the entire Bible, which would be thousands of pages long!
Meanwhile, that was a lovely attempt to distract from the valid points of Mr. Chick's story, by making random attacks on Christianity.
I find it interesting that you made no effort whatsoever to disprove any of the points presented in the story.
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-10-2007, 07:23 PM
is that really Whitney Houston with a purple veil on?
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-17-2007, 12:23 PM
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I find it interesting that you made no effort whatsoever to disprove any of the points presented in the story.
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There is no need to disapprove any of this Crap. Because its crap. To argue/debate about something, this something need to not to be a spider-man Comic like!!
If you want to debate with me about something, then present your facts with sources and I will be happy to approve or disapprove of it, with sources of course, other than spider-man comic like
Only idiots would learn about religion from Comics!! Thats why I am here with you guys trying to learn about True Christianity. I am not looking at Comics to learn about your religion!!
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-17-2007, 12:29 PM
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There is no need to disapprove any of this Crap. Because its crap. To argue/debate about something, this something need to not to be a spider-man Comic like!!
If you want to debate with me about something, then present your facts with sources and I will be happy to approve or disapprove of it, with sources of course, other than spider-man comic like
Only idiots would learn about religion from Comics!! Thats why I am here with you guys trying to learn about True Christianity. I am not looking at Comics to learn about your religion!!
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Spider-man like? There are no mutations in Mr. Chick's wonderful books. The real super Hero, Jesus is in there.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-17-2007, 01:08 PM
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There is no need to disapprove any of this Crap. Because its crap. To argue/debate about something, this something need to not to be a spider-man Comic like!!
If you want to debate with me about something, then present your facts with sources and I will be happy to approve or disapprove of it, with sources of course, other than spider-man comic like
Only idiots would learn about religion from Comics!! Thats why I am here with you guys trying to learn about True Christianity. I am not looking at Comics to learn about your religion!!
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What are you jabbering about, heathen scum!? You come into our Godly forum trying to cram your moon-worshiping cult down our throats, insulting Jesus and spewing all manner of lies and hatefulness. We have presented you with all the evidence any rational man would need to prove that you worship a false God and that your false prophet was a child molester, yet you continually act as if you haven't read a thing. And now you dare call our Holy KJV1611 Bible a comic book!?
I know one camel-lover who is on his way to eternal damnation, and may get banned from this forum as well.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-20-2007, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by shert
There is no need to disapprove any of this Crap. Because its crap. To argue/debate about something, this something need to not to be a spider-man Comic like!!
If you want to debate with me about something, then present your facts with sources and I will be happy to approve or disapprove of it, with sources of course, other than spider-man comic like
Only idiots would learn about religion from Comics!! Thats why I am here with you guys trying to learn about True Christianity. I am not looking at Comics to learn about your religion!!
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In other words, you know you can't argue with any of the facts in Mr. Chick's Godly tract, so you just try and change the subject by attacking the format within which those facts are presented? Just because the truth is illustrated doesn't make it any less true.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-20-2007, 09:59 PM
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In other words, you know you can't argue with any of the facts in Mr. Chick's Godly tract, so you just try and change the subject by attacking the format within which those facts are presented? Just because the truth is illustrated doesn't make it any less true.
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This is true, but people usually question the reliability of something when it is presented in a more simple/childish way.
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-21-2007, 08:22 AM
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In other words, you know you can't argue with any of the facts in Mr. Chick's Godly tract, so you just try and change the subject by attacking the format within which those facts are presented? Just because the truth is illustrated doesn't make it any less true.
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Ok,
I read the Comics, there were many facts, none were proven, none were presented in a reliable way.
Khadijah was a spy sent by the Catholics!!
Noah came from Atlantis!!
Mosses came from Mars!!
Above three statements have no values unless presented in a reliable way with sources.
Of course I can say "Noah came From Atlantic City on a submarine to save land animals from extinction" and my sources would be "MY MAMA SAID SO" or refer to a Comic Book, but that won't be intelligent, would it??
So, present your facts and present your proofs from a reliable source that we both agree on, I am sure that doesn't include Comic Books!!
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-21-2007, 01:11 PM
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Ok,
I read the Comics, there were many facts, none were proven, none were presented in a reliable way.
Khadijah was a spy sent by the Catholics!!
Noah came from Atlantis!!
Mosses came from Mars!!
Above three statements have no values unless presented in a reliable way with sources.
Of course I can say "Noah came From Atlantic City on a submarine to save land animals from extinction" and my sources would be "MY MAMA SAID SO" or refer to a Comic Book, but that won't be intelligent, would it??
So, present your facts and present your proofs from a reliable source that we both agree on, I am sure that doesn't include Comic Books!!
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Brother Chick has put in years of research and prayer to get where he is today. Every single word and drawing in his tracts are based 100% on the Holy KJV1611 Bible. He has chosen to use the format of "comic book" tracts in order to reach the empty-headed rabble out there who think they are more clever than Jesus. Folks like you for example.
Besides, its not like your own "holy book" hasn't been put in comic book form. Don't tell me you've never seen THIS.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-23-2007, 07:00 AM
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Brother Chick has put in years of research and prayer to get where he is today. Every single word and drawing in his tracts are based 100% on the Holy KJV1611 Bible. He has chosen to use the format of "comic book" tracts in order to reach the empty-headed rabble out there who think they are more clever than Jesus. Folks like you for example.
Besides, its not like your own "holy book" hasn't been put in comic book form. Don't tell me you've never seen THIS.
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LoL, I tried checking the website you linked above. It was blocked, the reason is "Racism and Hate"
Also, thank you for proving my point about how you guys prove things. The "I am right cuz MY MAMA said is so" way doesn't work in the world.
You said: "Every single word and drawing in his tracts are based 100% on the Holy KJV1611 Bible."
So, if you don't believe in the KJV1611, then every single word and drawing is not correct, which is why I didn't even bother to respond to any of them.
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-23-2007, 07:30 AM
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LoL, I tried checking the website you linked above. It was blocked, the reason is "Racism and Hate"
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Blocked by whom? The facist mudslime government that claims to be superior to our Godly American GWB? I am shocked!! There is nothing racist about a comic book version of your koran.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!? -
04-23-2007, 07:50 PM
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So, if you don't believe in the KJV1611, then every single word and drawing is not correct, which is why I didn't even bother to respond to any of them.
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Of course they are still correct. If you don't believe in the Bible, it is YOU who is wrong, not the Bible itself. Do you consider yourself God, able to shape reality and determine absolute Truth at will?
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04-23-2007, 08:49 PM
God doesnt determine absolute truth at will, for now he appears to let us be, we must show we are worthy to live. This proves that we can ALL be wrong or right.
I will never surrender to false beliefs!
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