I particularly like the notice on the "Naughty" list of the Macy's employee (at the Dallas, TX Galleria mall) who only responded "You too!" when the customer wished her a Merry Christmas.
I remember last year when I did my Christmas shopping in Freehold, I got a
proper holiday greeting from every employee: "A joyous birth of our Savior to you, my Christian Brother!"
Why can't every store employee respond like this? 78% of Americans are Christians, and 85% of Americans celebrate Christmas. So celebrate it, already!