[Glendora Christianson]

Our Holy Bible gives us the God given right to keep slaves, yet this New York multi-millionaire couple is being unfairly persecuted by the evil secular government, just for following God's commands.

I especially found the claims that the slaves worked 21 hours per day and not around the clock troubling and worry that our (already lazy) gardener Alberto Gonzalez will get even lazier. Plus, this generous couple gave the slaves $100 per month without a single thank you from the greedy slaves.

Anyway, I am so upset about this and want the generous (multi-millionaire) couple to know that our pastors at LBC have made them honorary members of God's favorite church. I would appreciate if our good members would give a little prayer for the persecuted.

[Bobby-Joe]

Sweet loving savior is there no end to the evil of these left coast states. Why is it so wrong to be a Christian, can we not practice our religion with being persecuted over every silly thing? America has sunk to a new low here.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

I find this situation thoroughly despicable. These gracious hosts rescued these two ungrateful wenches from a certain disease-ridden life of poverty, sweat shop labor, or worse - a life of prostitution. All they asked in return was a little light house work and they gave them a chance to live in a posh home. These little wenches should be on their knees thanking Jesus for their fate.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I guess I don't understand this whole story. I mean, if they paid the darkies $100, how is that slavery? Slaves don't get paid? These demoncrat spin doctors never cease to amaze me.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

These demoncrat spin doctors never cease to amaze me.

Pastor, you are right yet again. "Spin" is exactly what the liberal MSM are doing. Did you read about what those women were "forced" to eat? According to my unsaved accountant, people in the blue states pay a lot of money to go to trendy restaurants and eat those things, and yet in this case, it's somehow a form of brutal torture.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

If they ever try to take Esperanza away from me, they're going to find out what the Second Amendment is all about! I don't know what it is the girl does, but my sheets have never been softer. Yet if these lieberal idiots had their way, she'd be pregnant and trying to scrape together enough pesos for a burrito back in Mexico or wasting her life in high school.
Thank Jesus for the Republican Party. We've learned our lesson, Mark Foley's gone. Now we can retake Congress again.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Being a slaveholder in modern secular America is one of the most thankless jobs imaginable.