[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

What is a Biblecoin?

A Biblecoin is a completely new, never-failed concept called an "alternative currency". The hip new idea is that it has nothing to do with governments. It's not fiat currency. This has never happened before in local living memory and/or all of history ever. But don't worry, it's not an experiment because only liberals do those.

What does fiat currency mean?

Obama likes fiat currency. Are you with us or against us?

Isn't that too simplistic?

Look, the world of amateur economics is filled with buzzword-babbling baffle-em-with-your-bs scammers, so excuse me if I try to stand out from the pack.

So it's like Bitcoin? Why shouldn't I just use Bitcoin, or the 100+ similar currencies?

Currencies of this type use lots of fancy numeric algorithms, which is basically saying that each coin is a very long string of numbers. Odds are 666 is going to show up somewhere in those numbers. Let's see what the Bible says about that:

Revelation 13

17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Got that? If you use bitcoins, which are basically a big long string of numbers including 666, odds are you'll be doing the bidding of THE BEAST.

Because Biblecoin uses True Christian(™) mathematics, the number of the beast will not show up.

Where can I spend Biblecoins?

Biblecoins are the only currency that will be legal tender in heaven. You can tithe biblecoins. What else do you need? OBAMA IS IN CHARGE AND THE ECONOMY IS COLLASPING!!! YOUR FIAT CURRENCY IS DOOMED! DOOMED! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, FLEE THE AMERICAN DOLLAR!

Okay, I'll buy some biblecoins, but what should I pay you with?

American dollars.