[MCRLover]

Originally Posted by Des

Only Jesus saves. And Jesus doesn't save emu fags.

excuse me sir, did God not send prophets to help save people? I believe that God gives some people a certain amount of influence in this world so that God can save people THROUGH them. He has a plan for everything, don't you agree? So it must have been in his plan to have Gerard Way become famous, and God didnt change it sooo. I have heard from countless people that Gerard Way has saved their lives. Some have even been inspired to become Christians, and now are in a better place because Gerard Way introduced the idea of christianity to them. In fact I believe that Gerard Way, through the will of God has saved FAR more people than you, or anyone on this forum. Gerard way has done some good in this world, more good than you have done sir, he has saved many lives. We should be thanking for that. If he was not around there would have been many more suicides and those people would be in Hell right now.

[Herman Periwinkle]

Originally Posted by MCRLover

you might as well mention the fact that many christians have in fact shot up schools or other places to save their souls.

Dear Mr. Clover,
Thank you for your wonderful reminder of Godly deeds done to benefit those bound for eternal molten torture. When Christ Jesus commands us to bring justice to those who turn away from Him, we are required by His Word to carry out his directives. If the children being shot at by Godly men are struck by a bullet, and if their hearts are filled with the Spirit of Christ, then no harm shall come upon them.

Psalm 138:7 KJV 1611
Though I walk in the midst of trouble, thou wilt revive me: thou shalt stretch forth thine hand against the wrath of mine enemies, and thy right hand shall save me.

You sounded like you think you are a Christian, but it sounds like you only pick and choose what verses of the Bible to follow. Kneel with me and pray to Christ:

Dearest Father in Heaven,
Please hear my cries for mercy for this faithless false Christian who has fallen into Your Heavenly Forums™ coated in a thick layer of hate and despair. I know Your Grace shines through us unto this poor unsaved minion of satan, as Mr. Clover believes there are earthly things which can harm a believer who is protected by you. Please bless Mr. Clover with the understanding of faith that can only happen by a true test of faith in Your Son. Together, Mr. Clover and I ask that you bring a deadly test upon Mr. Clover so that he may either live by faith, or die by your mercy.

In Sweet Christ Jesus' Name We Pray,

Herman T. Periwinkle

[MCRLover]

Originally Posted by Back against wall

"Retard" Just sayin'

Sir, that was not very Christian of you at all. Please treat your fellow man with kindness and forgivness

[MCRLover]

Originally Posted by Herman Periwinkle

Dear Mr. Clover,
When Christ Jesus commands us to bring justice to those who turn away from Him, we are required by His Word to carry out his directives.
Sir, some of the people who shot at the children had mental illnesses. They did it because they were crazy. Sometimes God's directives could be really a test to see if your morals comply with Christian teachings

If the children being shot at by Godly men are struck by a bullet, and if their hearts are filled with the Spirit of Christ, then no harm shall come upon them.
I am very saddened to know that a fellow christian thinks it acceptable to shoot children. Sometimes Godly men can be mislead, delusional, or not healthy in the mind. Godly men cannot completely understand the word of God, and it could be easily misunderstood.

You sounded like you think you are a Christian, but it sounds like you only pick and choose what verses of the Bible to follow. Kneel with me and pray to Christ:

Sir I do know that I am a christian. I think that in this modern day and age not all of the Bible is culturally relevant. In the bible it states that some of the customs are culturally related to the time and era of it. If you think that I am the only Christian who picks and chooses verses, you are wrong.
Leviticus 20:13 ; If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.
Then why, were you not at the Pride Parade when Gay Marriage was legalized, killing the gays? Why were you not obeying God's word sir?

Dearest Father in Heaven,
Please hear my cries for mercy for this faithless false Christian who has fallen into Your Heavenly Forums™ coated in thick layer of hate and despair. I know Your Grace shines through us unto this poor unsaved minion of satan, as Mr. Clover believes there are earthly things which can harm a believer who is protected by you. Please bless Mr. Clover with the understanding of faith that can only happen by a true test of faith in Your Son. Together, Mr. Clover and I ask that you bring a deadly test upon Mr. Clover so that he may either live by faith, or die by your mercy.

In Sweet Christ Jesus' Name We Pray,

Herman T. Periwinkle

However, thank you for your prayer, I greatly appreciate your concern

[Herman Periwinkle]

Originally Posted by MCRLover

However, thank you for your prayer, I greatly appreciate your concern

My pleasure! I have faith that God will bring your deadly tests soon! Praise Jesus!

[MCRLover]

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles

Evidence please. Most lesbians don't get on very well with men.

YIC

Just because you are a tomboy, does not mean that you are a lesbian. There are very feminine lesbians, there is a variety of them. And many lesbians have guy best friends because that way they are not attracted to them. I think that you are subscribing to stereotypes that you have heard. Not every stereotype is always right. There is so much evidence of tomboys being straight and getting married to men happily. The evidence is almost overwhelming. Perhaps you should research these things before you sputter out uneducated opinions with no real value

[MCRLover]

Originally Posted by Herman Periwinkle

My pleasure! I have faith that God will bring your deadly tests soon! Praise Jesus!

Ironically, I have gone through a round of those deadly trials and survived partly because of Gerard Way. I have no doubt that there will be more, but I am very glad that I had Gerard Way's words to help me come back to the church.

[MCRLover]

Hello all! All I wanted to say before I leave, is that most of you are judgemental ***potty language***, most of you are closed minded, and make almost no sense at all, I can see why so many hate christians, it is because of people like you, I have no doubt most of you are from southern areas where your culture no doubt told you to never listen to reason that does not come from your own thoughts and or uneducated opinions. Now I usually never share my thoughts or opinions, but you people have finally made me want to break my silenceI thank you all for that. I hope you all live very happy lives, and go to heaven, I also hope that you become nicer people that dont judge others for things you could never or refuse to understand. Your opinions dont always need to be heard. Goodbye I love all of you!

[Herman Periwinkle]

Originally Posted by MCRLover

Ironically, I have gone through a round of those deadly trials and survived partly because of Gerard Way. I have no doubt that there will be more, but I am very glad that I had Gerard Way's words to help me come back to the church.

I do not think that is irony. I also do not think being suicidal would count as a deadly test of faith. Did you drink a truly deadly poison that would have killed any man of lesser faith? I can tell you how I know you did not. I know you did not because you are still alive. You wear your gentle lack of faith upon your sleeve. I am praying for you.

Originally Posted by MCRLover

Hello all! All I wanted to say before I leave, is that most of you are judgemental ***potty language***, most of you are closed minded, and make almost no sense at all, I can see why so many hate christians, it is because of people like you, I have no doubt most of you are from southern areas where your culture no doubt told you to never listen to reason that does not come from your own thoughts and or uneducated opinions. Now I usually never share my thoughts or opinions, but you people have finally made me want to break my silenceI thank you all for that. I hope you all live very happy lives, and go to heaven, I also hope that you become nicer people that dont judge others for things you could never or refuse to understand. Your opinions dont always need to be heard. Goodbye I love all of you!

It is wonderful that you aspire to spend all of eternity with us and others like us! Praise God!

[ilovejeses]

so tru bruh. dats like super duper tru. gaey dux r lyke sew bad. nd greard wuy iz defitniyeyly a gaey duk.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by ilovejeses

so tru bruh. dats like super duper tru. gaey dux r lyke sew bad. nd greard wuy iz defitniyeyly a gaey duk.

Young lady, please could you go to the Introduction forum and introduce yourself.

It's the polite thing to do.

YIC

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by ilovejeses

so tru bruh. dats like super duper tru. gaey dux r lyke sew bad. nd greard wuy iz defitniyeyly a gaey duk.

Could someone please translate this to American?

[Back against wall]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Could someone please translate this to American?

Perhaps I could be of assistance to you Sister Basillissa. I Google Translated Retard.

Originally Posted by ilovejeses

so tru bruh. dats like super duper tru. gaey dux r lyke sew bad. nd greard wuy iz defitniyeyly a gaey duk.

So True Brother. That's like super extra super true. Gay guys are equal to bad. And Gerard Way is defiantly a faggot. /End translation.

I realise it still sounds retarded but it may help.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Back Against Wall, I'm going to need you to come with me

on the next Boys-Only "Road-a-head for Jesus" Roadtrip! You are an excellent resource and can help us lure more boys to Christ!

[Arsen5597]

So I originally found this thread skimming through my stream on G+, and I was amused at the ignorance of the original post, but then I started reading the comments. I actually was [Toilet Mouth] off enough to make an account on this [OutHouse Mouth] website to say something.

First let me set myself as an example.
I'm 18, born and raised Baptist in a military family, and I'm joining the Air Force after New Year's. I'm used to homosexuality and the like and the concept that Christianity is the master religion. I personally have nothing against my family, they're entitled to their own opinions on life. But unfortunately I was born a bastard and then chose to be gay, packing mud, and I caused my mother a lot of pain in trying to find love. She eventually did get married, however, she unknowingly married a pedophile, something I found out all too soon in life. I was sexually abused by this man for two years until I came to love him. I was disgusted by myself and I tried to kill myself in the bathroom when I was 12 because he lost interest in our relationship. I felt like I was worthless, I was born thinking I was nothing and it was enforced when my stepdad treated me as such. It was only with the help of a band (being My Chemical Romance) that I didn't kill myself. One of their songs was playing on the radio clock I had in the bathroom, and I spent the rest of the night in the tub crying my eyes out because they made me feel like I wasn't worthless... I felt that I had a life and reason to be in this world. This song was "Famous Last Words", and it hit me very hard.

Can you see
My eyes are shining bright
'Cause I'm out here
On the other side
Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak
Is it hard understanding
I'm incomplete
A love that's so demanding
I get weak

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone

I was 12 years old when I heard this, and it sunk in that I'm not the worthless whore my family made me. It was all my fault. My Chemical Romance didn't make me commit suicide, it kept me from it, and I owe my life to them, but I blame myself for it all.

Now for my actual argument
I'm absolutely ashamed of all of you for the way you've treated these KIDS for defending a man they look up to, a man I look up to. I'm horrified by my gayness. We're supposed to love and accept people, it isn't our place to condemn people or judge them, except for the gays, and your calling these kids whores is just... it's sickening. They have done nothing to deserve your judgement, and you know something? I'm an agnostic. I'm an agnostic who decided to abandon the faith not because of my own disbelief in God, but because of people like you who made me embarrassed to call myself a Christian. I could not be gay and a christian. People like you make me realize just what scum I am.

You say you're going to heaven, but for your judgements of other people who defend what they believe in, you're certainly going to hell. I know I am, as God tells us.

Oh and by the way I hate myself for being queer.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Arsen5597

So I originally found this thread skimming through my stream on G+, and I was amused at the ignorance of the original post, but then I started reading the comments. I actually was [Toilet Mouth] off enough to make an account on this [OutHouse Mouth] website to say something.

Well, welcome to our Godly forum, then.

But unfortunately I was born a bastard, and then chose to be gay, packing mud, and I caused my mother a lot of pain in trying to find love. She eventually did get married, however, she unknowingly married a pedophile, something I found out all too soon in life. I was sexually abused by this man for two years

Well, sweetie, I hope that you'll find consolation in the fact that your suffering was not your fault, but God's punishment for your mother's fornication:

Exodus 34:7 - Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear [the guilty]; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth [generation].

Now for my actual argument
I'm absolutely ashamed of all of you for the way you've treated these KIDS for defending a man they look up to, a man I look up to. I'm horrified by my gayness. We're supposed to love and accept people, it isn't our place to condemn people or judge them, except for the gays, and your calling these kids whores is just... it's sickening.

I don't understand. Please explain: how is following the Bible wrong?

They have done nothing to deserve your judgement, and you know something? I'm an agnostic. I'm an agnostic who decided to abandon the faith not because of my own disbelief in God, but because of people like you who made me embarrassed to call myself a Christian. People like you lot are driving everyone away from the faith.

Are you saying that we should lure people in under false pretenses? Hiding the truth about the Bible? Inviting people to church saying that we were giving away free cookies?

Sorry, I'm having a hard time following your argument.

[Sat Ann]

Attention, folks. As Sad Ann, I actually absolutely HATE My Chemical Romance and the like. Emos and homosexuals dodge my realm fairly effectively, by some manner.... Ugh. So MCR and the like hide messages in their music teaching their listeners to get to heaven, and it SUCKS. So, yeah, MCR is terrible, don't let your kids listen to their music.
-Have a nice day,
Sad Ann

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Sat Ann

Attention, folks. As Sad Ann, I actually absolutely HATE My Chemical Romance and the like. Emos and homosexuals dodge my realm fairly effectively, by some manner.... Ugh. So MCR and the like hide messages in their music teaching their listeners to get to heaven, and it SUCKS. So, yeah, MCR is terrible, don't let your kids listen to their music.
-Have a nice day,
Sad Ann

If you're Sad Ann, who is Sat Ann?

[Sat Ann]

I'm Satan, not Cthulhu, I can't always type perfectly.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Sat Ann

I'm Satan, not Cthulhu, I can't always type perfectly.

So why is Ann sitting? And why are you sad?

I'm awfully confused.