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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 01:27 AM

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He didn't want to forgive us and would rather have his son killed in place. Or, god can't forgive. Though, who are you to say that the great JuJu of the Mountain is false. Or Gishnu, Thor, Zeus and Horus? You are atheist in a way.
1. We know that God exists because the Bible tells us so (I won't even give a quotation, you can see Lord's name on each page).

2. We cannot judge God's decisions, because the Bible tells us so.
Romans 11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!

3. How DARE you to call me an atheist? I'm not stupid!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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He didn't want to forgive us and would rather have his son killed...
You are completely and totally depraved, evil and well on your way to Hell, that's why you can't understand. I'm also suspicious of you being part mongoloid. It's not that God didn't want to forgive us, the whole point of Jesus and his sacrifice is that God DID want to forgive us and that is the means through which we can be forgiven. So, why doesn't God just come up with some other way of forgiving us? Because it would be breaking the rules and if He breaks the rules then how could we trust Him? He can't "change his mind" because being on a scale of power that we can't fathom a changed mind would alter the past, present and future as we know it. That's why God must be as constant as the North Star and even more so. He is HOLY. we throw that word around a lot in today's fallen world, but to be Holy means to be pure and completely intolerant of sin. It's like the real matter vs. anti-matter that the "scientists" talk about. Holy and Sin just does not mix. Holy will burn Sin into nothingness. Just like Hell will be burning your soul into nothingness for all eternity if you don't change your ways!!
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 01:17 PM

Very weird how the long discredited 1000-generation evolution theory is rearing its ugly head again. A lung is only useful when it is complete and when the user lives on land. A fish living in the water has no use for lungs, it would actually drown, so according to evolution theory it should not develop lungs. So either the fish has to plan a thousand generations in advance that it's descendants are one day going to live on land and start adapting to that (but then evolution is a conscious, intelligent decision), or the fish has to go on land and immediately develop lungs that instant (which would require Godly intervention). Neither can happen naturally, so evolution theory (theory being a scientific theory, so meaning uneducated guess) is disproved.

On the other hand the Bible tells us God created all animal life in a day, which is perfectly consistent with what the Bible tells us God is capable of doing: creation theory is fully internally consistent and is proven to be the only possible way all life on earth has been created; creation theory (theory meaning fact) is true.


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 02:58 PM

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God's greatest gift to America, oil, is proving creation once and for all.
When oil companies donates some oil for common men, by releasing little of it to shores for everyone to collect, stupid animals goes playing in it. Do they evolve into oil-resistant while messing up our precious oil? No, they do not. They ruin it by dying in it. They do not evolve at all.

You don't have to believe me, just take a look at these pictures.



Fish. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!





Bird. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!





Rodent. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!





Penquin. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!





Lizard. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!



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So called "scientists" have been wrong about this evolution myth for over 100 years. It's time they open their eyes and see the prove against it (for example the pictures you posted). Thanks for reminding me that God is the only logical answer to everything.


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 04:51 PM

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1. We know that God exists because the Bible tells us so (I won't even give a quotation, you can see Lord's name on each page.
This reminds me of a song.

Life is like an ocean voyage and our bodies are the ships
And without a moral compass we would all be cast adrift
So to keep us on our bearings, the Lord gave us a gift
And like most gifts you get, it was a book

I only read one book, but it's a good book, don't you know
I act the way I act because the Good Book tells me so
If I wanna know how to be good, it's to the Good Book that I go
'Cos the Good Book is a book and it is good and it's a book

I know the Good Book's good because the Good Book says it's good
I know the Good Book knows it's good because a really good book would
You wouldn't cook without a cookbook and I think it's understood
You can't be good without a Good Book 'cos it's good and it's a book
And it is good for cookin'

I tried to read some other books, but I soon gave up on that
The paragraphs ain't numbered and they complicate the facts
I can't read Harry Potter 'cos they're worshipping false gods and that
And Dumbledore's a poofter and that's bad, 'cos it's not good


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 04:53 PM

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So you disproved evolution there

Earth is about 6000 years old.

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You've got to be kidding me, so, the earth is 6,000 years old. Yet there is proof that the earth is 4 billion years old. Okay, tell me then. We know for certain that the Pyramids are 4,500 years old or so. From estimation, the great flood was around a few hundred years before. There is no way that 8 people could reproduce enough people to complete it, to populate Egypt or to even half populate it.

Also, the Egyptian Book of the Dead was wrote around 3000 BCE. The Torah was first wrote around 1,300 BC. Does this mean that your god ignores the fact that there are dozens of much older religions? Did he just decide to say. "I was made up too." After the already existing ones? In time, Christianity will fall just like all previous religions. Why don't people believe in Zeus or Thor anymore?
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Why don't people believe in Zeus or Thor anymore?
What makes you think they don't?


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 04:59 PM

This website will give me a hemorrhagic stroke soon. So many idiots...

Another thing, if god is all knowing all powerful and the bible is supposedly gods word. Why does he think the earth is flat? The Churches change their system in accordance to modern day laws and findings. Why do believers think that the earth is round? Their bible which they're supposed to find completely true. Then they are going against what they're supposed to believe.
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Another thing, if god is all knowing all powerful and the bible is supposedly gods word. Why does he think the earth is flat?
It is flat.

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The Churches change their system in accordance to modern day laws and findings.
False churches change, not Christians like us.

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Why do believers think that the earth is round? Their bible which they're supposed to find completely true. Then they are going against what they're supposed to believe.
False believers.
If they do not believe in the word of God, they are not believers. Very simple. We believe in the literal word of God.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 05:11 PM

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1. We know that God exists because the Bible tells us so (I won't even give a quotation, you can see Lord's name on each page).

2. We cannot judge God's decisions, because the Bible tells us so.
Romans 11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!

3. How DARE you to call me an atheist? I'm not stupid!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

You don't believe in all those other gods, that makes you atheist in a way.

You accept a 3,000 year old book with talking snakes, possessed pigs running into a river and a giant flood.

You think that should be trusted, I've have a book saying that Hitler invaded Britain, (of course, it ends with a rebellion and the British winning) doesn't mean it is true. I'd be very close minded if I believed in a book where it demands that slaves be taken and slaughter be rampant.

Also, the Koran claims to be true, so which god is the true god if any?

You see, religion is competing with each other. Trying to keep up to date with science and morals at the same time. Now, people wouldn't imagine having slaves. Yet the, "Super guide of morals" the bible, says that it's fine to take slaves from surrounding countries.

So, what is better? Morals created by man or the bible? Also, if we atheists have no morals. Then how come when I met pasta guy we did not slaughter each other. Despite us both working with chemicals and knowing how each element, mixture and compound can be used to kill.
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You don't believe in all those other gods, that makes you atheist in a way.
Son, this is the silliest thing I've heard all day! Not believing in false gods but in the One True God of the Holy Bible is not atheism, it's Truth!

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You accept a 3,000 year old book with talking snakes, possessed pigs running into a river and a giant flood.

You think that should be trusted, I've have a book saying that Hitler invaded Britain, (of course, it ends with a rebellion and the British winning) doesn't mean it is true. I'd be very close minded if I believed in a book where it demands that slaves be taken and slaughter be rampant.

Also, the Koran claims to be true, so which god is the true god if any?
If the Bible weren't already proven beyond the shadow of a doubt to be accurate in every detail, you might have a point. As it stands, your ignorance is the own undoing of this very foolish argument.

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You see, religion is competing with each other. Trying to keep up to date with science and morals at the same time. Now, people wouldn't imagine having slaves. Yet the, "Super guide of morals" the bible, says that it's fine to take slaves from surrounding countries.
So it your claim that no people ever had slaves before they read the Holy Bible?

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So, what is better? Morals created by man or the bible? Also, if we atheists have no morals. Then how come when I met pasta guy we did not slaughter each other. Despite us both working with chemicals and knowing how each element, mixture and compound can be used to kill.
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1. We know that God exists because the Bible tells us so (I won't even give a quotation, you can see Lord's name on each page).

2. We cannot judge God's decisions, because the Bible tells us so.
Romans 11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!

3. How DARE you to call me an atheist? I'm not stupid!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

atheist[ ey-thee-ist ]
noun
1. a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.


By this definition taken from the dictionary, you are all atheists. Although I will admit, it is a broud definition.

There are around 2700 gods that have been and are worshipped all over world, and as "True Christians" you only believe in 1. Which means you do not believe, or practice a LACK OF FAITH in any others, meaning by the definition above (a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.) you are an atheist.

To not be an atheist, you would have to believe in ALL the gods of every religion past and present


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It is flat.



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False believers.
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You've got to be kidding me. It's such an obvious fact that the earth IS NOT flat. This doesn't even deserve an explanation.


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 06:20 PM

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...You see, religion is competing with each other. Trying to keep up to date with science and morals at the same time...
This is what's called a "straw-man argument", where you misrepresent the opponent's argument into a form that easier to defeat, and yes, it's a logical fallacy.

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...Now, people wouldn't imagine having slaves...
Another fallacy, this time a combination of your projecting your own morals onto "people" and an appeal to this majority you've just created.

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...Yet the, "Super guide of morals" the bible, says that it's fine to take slaves from surrounding countries...
Looking from their side, it's just proof of how far we've fallen from the Grace of God.

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...So, what is better? Morals created by man or the bible?...
Uh, remember: you're atheist. Your position is that the Bible was created by man with no divine inspiration, so morals from the Bible are just as "man-created" as any other.

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...Also, if we atheists have no morals. Then how come when I met pasta guy we did not slaughter each other...
Putting on my True Christian™ hat for a moment (ow, that hurts): If you killed each other, that would be less people for each of you to have anal sex with, obv.

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...Despite us both working with chemicals and knowing how each element, mixture and compound can be used to kill.
Bragging about your terrorist expertise on an Internet forum? Not the smartest plan.


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 06:28 PM

Thanks Eddie. Also, if the earth was flat. Why didn't my grandparents see the edge when they were flying to America? Why don't we see it on maps? It's lies, there's as much truth in it as there is in a high drunk rambling. Though entertaining as one.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 06:34 PM

I would just like to let everyone know that I am not a terrorist or gay.


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 06:34 PM

Terrorism, far from it. After what happened in Boston I wouldn't dream of such things. I was stating it so that despite the fact that we could kill each other in vile and illegal ways. We wouldn't. We have morals, we donate to charity, Bill Gates, well known atheist, donates billions to charity. Though, how is anal sex wrong? If you were indicating that just because we two have met doesn't make us gay. Anal sex is much safer and prevents the possibility of AIDs and other STDs. It won't stop it completely, it can be transmitted, though it reduces the risk. Going by Heterosexual Doctors.

But, if AIDs, rape and such horrible things, are part of Gods Plan. Then your god must be a murderous tyrant he likes the deaths of millions. In fact he is a murderous tyrant.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 06:38 PM

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Terrorism, far from it. After what happened in Boston I wouldn't dream of such things. I was stating it so that despite the fact that we could kill each other in vile and illegal ways. We wouldn't. We have morals, we donate to charity, Bill Gates, well known atheist, donates billions to charity. Though, how is anal sex wrong? If you were indicating that just because we two have met doesn't make us gay. Anal sex is much safer and prevents the possibility of AIDs and other STDs. It won't stop it completely, it can be transmitted, though it reduces the risk. Going by Heterosexual Doctors.

But, if AIDs, rape and such horrible things, are part of Gods Plan. Then your god must be a murderous tyrant he likes the deaths of millions. In fact he is a murderous tyrant.
Now wait Dawkins, lets get this clear, me, RD and pasta are not gay, not terrorists, we do know each other though.....
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