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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-28-2012, 06:46 AM
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I saw them too!
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That looks like Ann Coulter!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-30-2012, 12:18 AM
I'm offending by this song and dance niglet:
If ever I've seen a man mocking a globe of Good™ Honest™ Christians™, it is this turd pooping all over America™.
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04-30-2012, 07:03 PM
I'm offended by atheist boys that think that rebuking is equal to flirting. They're not the same and they never will be. Got it? Great!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-30-2012, 07:43 PM
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-30-2012, 08:06 PM
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Osama bend Gender?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-30-2012, 08:18 PM
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That's just nasty. Depravity much?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-30-2012, 08:30 PM
I am personally offended by Obama politicizing the murder of Osama Ben Ladin. It is vulgar and crass to celibate a brutal act of war, especially one that involves the death of another human being and the invasion of another country.
Obama should follow the tasteful example set my Mitt Romney who will mark the occasion of the death of Ben Liden (something Romney called for since 2008, even in the face of objections from John McCain) with Rudolph "America's Mayor" Giuliani as part of the annual 911 Days celebration.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-15-2012, 02:21 PM
Right now I'm totally and utterly horrified by homers asking for a week of tolerance. Something along the lines of anti-homophobia week.
Well let me tell you this homers and homeresses. God hates the sin of queerness not the person therefore how dare you say you a persecuted. You can be cured and cleansed. Anyone who takes part in anti-homophobia week will themselves become homer sin weak.
I urge anyone who feels compelled to show these sinners an ounce of compassion, to remember that to do so will make you weak and part of the homer agenda. Homophobia does not exist. Its a lie. Fabricated as a justification for the gay mafia deathstyle.
Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-15-2012, 07:02 PM
At this very moment I'm offended by unsaved trash making up their own morals based on what they feel is right that fits with their desires then for some reason picking various entirely made up heathen supernatural entities or mystic forces/energies to "back up" their points of view with ridiculous fabricated "scriptures" and "teachings".
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05-15-2012, 08:05 PM
Today I am quite offended by the soft, on the down low treatment (if you get what I mean) Obama is receiving from the Lamestream liberal media. Contrast that with the brutal and unfair abuse Romney is getting were every lie Romney happens to make in his speeches is reported by the press.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-24-2012, 04:56 AM
I'm offended the facebook IPO hasn't made more jews poorer.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-24-2012, 05:49 AM
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I'm offended the facebook IPO hasn't made more jews poorer.
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So am I!
But I have been getting a good chuckle over it, just the same.
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05-24-2012, 04:31 PM
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So am I!
But I have been getting a good chuckle over it, just the same.
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The facebook stock chart does looks as steep as a mongoloids forehead . I'm not sure why people aren't deleting their accounts and coming here for a decent social network.
I'm talking to my Christian stock broker and asking him to put in a "Godly Rebuke" order on all facebook stock.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-24-2012, 05:29 PM
The lack of a plastic spork in the premade potato salad the stores sale offends me. Jesus clearly wants premade meals a full package and that include utensils. No one keeps a bag of plastic spoons in their vehicle for just in case they want to eat potato salad for lunch.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-25-2012, 04:19 AM
Communists pulling helicopters with their ears offends me deeply.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-25-2012, 11:37 AM
'Christmas Decorations'
Not sure which is the greater evil, my neighbours placing these pagan symbols on their houses, obviously used to attract demons into their homes or the filthy Jew stealing them under the cover of darkness (clearly for his own satanic rituals).
Have any of you had similar experiences with 'decorations' in the past?
1 Samuel 18:25,27 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-25-2012, 04:45 PM
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Communists pulling helicopters with their ears offends me deeply.
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Thats from Georgia, they have noting to do with communism.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-25-2012, 04:56 PM
I guess this would offend you even more
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05-25-2012, 05:54 PM
People who think like this offend me. How can both be true?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-25-2012, 05:58 PM
I am offended by the godless psychological community that promotes man-boy love but rejects Godly love!
When an evil journalist "pretended" to be homosexual, he sought the professional advice of British psychotherapist, Lesley Pilkington. The godless community is threatened by her theological insight and has conspired to blacklist her from work:
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The appeal panel also reported that Mrs Pilkington had: "asked the complainant if there was any freemasonry in his family despite knowing that his parents were both Catholics. She then asserted that 'freemasonry often encourages it [homosexuality] as well'."
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http://www.channel4.com/news/gay-cur...nst-suspension
Well, we know " all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose." (Romans 8:28) I pray Ms. Pilkington returns to her kitchen where she is surely needed by God.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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