[Didymus Much]

Jedward.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Intermittent windshield wipers.

Look, if I wanted something that only worked half the time, I'd hire a messican.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Miracle Whip offends me.

It is not a miracle that Jesus was whipped. The miracle was in His temporary death.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Miracle Whip offends me.

It is not a miracle that Jesus was whipped.

S&M sex freaks.

They think that getting whipped, paddled, and branded is a fun way to spend a couple of hours with a special friend, when Jesus knows (from experience) it is unimaginable torment!

Who, pray tell, suffered like Jesus?

[Didymus Much]

Cheap beer-fueled ukulele and falsetto karaoke.

Yeah, yeah, I know, "Love thy neighbour because you're not allowed to shoot them".

[MitzaLizalor]

THESE SHOES

although reading some of the recent posts, perhaps they might come in useful if whoever designed this large image turned up around here, I don't care what it is or how it gets into them all I know: it's SATAN

yuk !

[Titus Templeton]

I hope that Tom Cruise makes the right decision and gives his daughter to Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I am offended by this fluff piece about the Cult of Scientology.

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

I am offended by this fluff piece about the Cult of Scientology.

Speaking of which....

I don't know what a Tweeter is, but apparently Katie Holmes twittered this:

"I'm free of an abusive cult, based on money & power that worships a f.ake deity & safely back with the Catholic Church." -Katie Holmes

The woman must have the assburgers or contracted the down sindrome, how stupid can one be? Safely back with the Catlicks? Please, out of the pot and into the frying pan (which is roasted over the white hot flames of hell).

[Titus Templeton]

Without weapons there would be no democracy.

[John Creeser]

I'll tell you what is driving me batty right now; it's watching all these freaks flailing around pretending their actual aesthetes at the 2012 retard games in London (or "paraplegic" games, they call it). We all know God Hates Cripples

Just look at these freaks.







FREAK!! It's bottom half is a basket ball, I didn't even know slanty's knew what that was.



This one choose the down sindrome because she was too lazy to actually become a real athlete.

It should be banned it's that embarrassing to watch.

[Titus Templeton]

I was driving with the bus today. Another young girl watched me all the time. Sitatuions like this make me feel bad because I don't want that kind of sexuality in my life.

[MitzaLizalor]

Las Vegas invaded by demons

[John North]

Our neighbor just bought an inflatable sheep. We can see it from our dining room. This offends me a lot.

[Bobby-Joe]

I am offended by the Atlantic, Iowa Denny's. Their biscuits and gravy were to salty for my tastes and the waitress was surly. Further more I suspect she supports gay marriage.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I'm offended by GoDaddy.com and their susceptibility to hackers.

[Whip of Japheth]

Right now and all my life. The ringkissers.

[John North]

I accidentally bought a six-pack of these today. Offended is not a strong enough word to describe how I feel right now.

[Redeemed Papist]

We have a deputy prime minister in godless England. And he's not only anti-God he's a gutless worm. Apparently he was all geared up to launch a blistering attack on everyone who is righteous defending normal marriage against the faggot onslaught when he realised he might have to back himself up and confront the wrath of God's elect. So he dropped the word "bigot" from his speech in the hope Jesus could be fooled into not burning him in God's love.

Spineless creeps like this offend me, spitting in Jesus' face while trying to pretend they are not.

[Derek Grayson]

I am deeply offended by catholics. They aren't Christians!