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I hate going to the toilet -
02-17-2011, 09:08 PM
I hate going to the toilet as I can't help but feeling that Jesus disapproves of such a filthy act. Surely it can't be pleasant for Him having to see something as disgusting as a person ur***ting or def**ating.
Anyway, just a little thought for Thursday.
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
02-17-2011, 09:12 PM
Do you and Mr. Whitford share the same bathroom?
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
02-17-2011, 09:24 PM
Amen Sister!
I can't help but feel that if God is always watching us, then using the toilet is like making Him watch some sort of filthy pornography.
That's why I try to limit going to the bathroom as much as possible. I know secular doctors say this can cause infections, but to them I say:
"O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen." 1 Timothy 6:20-21
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
02-17-2011, 09:36 PM
I feel weird when I have to go to the bathroom near a woman. I would rather hold it until I get home and can relieve myself when I'm alone.
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
02-17-2011, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I hate going to the toilet as I can't help but feeling that Jesus disapproves of such a filthy act. Surely it can't be pleasant for Him having to see something as disgusting as a person ur***ting or def**ating.
Anyway, just a little thought for Thursday.
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I thought I was the only person who thought that! I feel so awful when I think about my Pure, Clean, and Perfect Lord seeing me in such a state! It almost makes me cry.
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
02-17-2011, 09:48 PM
I think this is also a male problem.
I feel watched while doing it and i am ashamed for doing it.
I have the same problem with showering. I try to do it fast and without emotions...
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
02-17-2011, 11:43 PM
@ Sister Mary Maria I always say a little prayer to ask Jesus forgiveness when I have to go.
I also think the "For Women" sign here might be too small.
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
02-17-2011, 11:51 PM
God's eyes are upon you at all times. At all times. So, even when you're squatted on a toilet seat, straining, and filling up the bathroom with a shameful stink, He is right there, watching you.
Proverbs 15:3 The eyes of the Lord are in every place.
Jeremiah 16:17 For mine eyes are upon all their ways: they are not hid from my face, neither is their iniquity hid from mine eyes.
Jeremiah 23:24 Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the Lord. Do not I fill heaven and earth?
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
02-18-2011, 12:00 AM
Take heart, Sister. There's something about Jesus that makes me feel Sure that He has no interest in we Ladies whatsoever. Praise!
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
02-21-2011, 11:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I hate going to the toilet as I can't help but feeling that Jesus disapproves of such a filthy act. Surely it can't be pleasant for Him having to see something as disgusting as a person ur***ting or def**ating.
Anyway, just a little thought for Thursday.
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In my humble opinion, may I suggest investing in one of these to camouflage the dirty act.
Also I would point out that you should never sit like this as it may appear to God looking down from above, you are up to something dirty
I suggest taking a bible so you can beg God for forgiveness while covering up anything that would bring the fury of God
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
02-21-2011, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Albasha
In my humble opinion, may I suggest investing in one of these to camouflage the dirty act.
Also I would point out that you should never sit like this as it may appear to God looking down from above, you are up to something dirty
I suggest taking a bible so you can beg God for forgiveness while covering up anything that would bring the fury of God
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I agree with this idea in principle brother, although the child in the last photo is NOT using a KJV.
(Although I suppose she might be reading through a non-approved false Bible as she's run out of....em.....paper.)
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
02-21-2011, 11:57 AM
Agreed.
Anyone who misuses the bible be warned
Ezekiel 23:26
They shall also strippe thee out of thy clothes, and take away thy faire iewels
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
02-26-2011, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Albasha
Agreed.
Anyone who misuses the bible be warned
Ezekiel 23:26
They shall also strippe thee out of thy clothes, and take away thy faire iewels
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But why did you post a picture of a girl reading a false Bible?
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
03-08-2011, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I hate going to the toilet as I can't help but feeling that Jesus disapproves of such a filthy act. Surely it can't be pleasant for Him having to see something as disgusting as a person ur***ting or def**ating.
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Dont you think, that Jesus makes a popo once in a while?
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
03-08-2011, 11:48 AM
I don't think jesus minds you guys/girls defecating.
Hell, read this article. We may well be made out of poo (instead of dust)
A RESPECTED scientist has put forward the stunning - if unsavoury -
possibility that humans are descended from sewage dumped overboard by
aliens.
Dr Andrei Arkhipov, of the Institute of Radio Astronomy in Kharkiv in the
Ukraine, claims that the ultimate origin of life on Earth began with
microbes, which had come through the atmosphere as lumps of alien waste. It
is hardly the sort of explanation one normally associates with the
scientific community. Yet Dr Arkhipov's ideas have been deemed sufficiently
cogent to appear in the latest issue of The Observatory, a respected
astronomical research journal.
While many will turn their noses up at such a suggestion, scientists admit
that they have long had problems trying to explain how life on Earth began.
Conditions on the early Earth were so awful that no one can figure out how
delicate chemicals like DNA needed for life managed to develop.
To get around this problem, some experts have suggested that perhaps life
came to Earth from outer space ready-made, in the form of bacteria or
viruses. The question then becomes: how did it get here?
Dr Arkhipov points out that our own space programme has led to
microbe-bearing "debris" being dumped in space. Organisms buried deep within
such debris would also be very well protected from the rigours of the
cosmos. "For example, freeze-dried spores in drops of rocket fuel, or human
faecal material from our spacecraft, are quite well adapted to interstellar
travel," Dr Arkhipov writes.
And if we humans have already started dumping such stuff into space, argues
Dr Arkhipov, there is every reason to think other beings may have done so
too. As he delicately puts it: "Contaminated artefacts could be in the
interstellar medium".
With some back-of-the-envelope calculations, Dr Arkhipov estimates that the
typical result of alien ablutions would be the creation of a "cordon
non-sanitaire" around stars extending for several light-years. Any planetary
system passing by would run the risk of being showered with the stuff - and
thus being "fertilised" by whatever the alien dung contained.
Dr Arkhipov estimates that his explanation of the origin of life of Earth
still works if only one planet in every 20,000 indulges in unseemly hygiene
practices.
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
03-08-2011, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Fryer Good Shepherd
...Conditions on the early Earth were so awful that no one can figure out how
delicate chemicals like DNA needed for life managed to develop.
To get around this problem, some experts have suggested that perhaps life
came to Earth from outer space ready-made, in the form of bacteria or
viruses. The question then becomes: how did it get here?...
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No, it doesn't. That "answer" (that life originated elsewhere and then made it's way to Earth) just replaces God of the Bible and the Creation myth with aliens (more gods) and another Creation myth.
Displacing the origins of life from Earth does not answer the question of the origins of life. The question really then becomes, "How did it start in the first place?" Your Russian (who I suspect is actually a theist) has no answer for this (and doesn't want one), and tries to deflect the discussion into another one about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
04-15-2012, 04:33 AM
I'm sure that when he was alive, Ieshua felt the need to empty his bladder and colon on a regular basis just like any other man.
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Re: I hate going to the toilet -
04-15-2012, 04:37 AM
Ieshua?
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