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Old 11-15-2012, 02:40 AM
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Evolution requires no faith, all of the facts for it are available to view now. Everything from a beautiful rich fossil record, to the mapping of the human genome. DNA baby, it ruins faith.
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Why do you think it's illegal to procreate with your sister?
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You are going to have to be more specific, I see no evidence of a creator in DNA.

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Marriage is a Biblical concept reflected in our legal system.
I didn't say marriage, I said procreation. Because you don't believe that you can do one without the other, doesn't make it true.
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I was asked a question by one of my Bible Study group just the other evening while we were discussing the Curse Of Ham (Genesis 9:1-27), and how God cursed all of Ham's decendants and turned them all into darkies for his sin, creating the first ever negro in the Bible.

I was asked the question - What if God let a black man into Heaven? Would he turn him white?

What do you think? Obviously it's a hypothetical question, since I can't ever imagine any black people in Heaven. It would just look too weird, wouldn't it?
There will be no blacks acting a fool up in heaven. Lord knows negroes turn everything they touch into a mess. God will not have them making a mess out of Heaven.

"Many shall be purified, and madewhite, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand." -- Daniel 12:10

The physical body is a vessel for the spirit. A black evil spirit will not make it's way into God's Heaven. No, sir. You must be made now in spirit before you can get into heaven. It is the spirit that is everylasting. Bill Clinton will never set foot in Heaven because his spirit is black.

"Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me. Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom. Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow. Make me to hear joy and gladness; that the bones which thou hast broken may rejoice. Hide thy face from my sins, and blot out all mine iniquities. Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me. Cast me not away from thy presence; and take not thy holy spirit from me." -- Psalms 51:5-11
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You are going to have to be more specific, I see no evidence of a creator in DNA.
DNA is the "code" for life. As Answers in Genesis explains, "DNA resembles a language in many uncanny ways, as though a supremely intelligent Author and Life-Giver left His indelible message in every living thing." An intelligent code requires an intelligent developer.

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I didn't say marriage, I said procreation. Because you don't believe that you can do one without the other, doesn't make it true.
You asked why it was illegal. It's illegal because marrying my sister is illegal (not to mention two women cannot procreate). As a Christian, I would never have sexual intercourse with someone who is not my husband.
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DNA is the "code" for life. As Answers in Genesis explains, "DNA resembles a language in many uncanny ways, as though a supremely intelligent Author and Life-Giver left His indelible message in every living thing." An intelligent code requires an intelligent developer.
Sadly I'm am going to have to save the evolution of DNA for tomorrow, but just like everything else I have to say, Jebus will not be making an Appearance.
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You asked why it was illegal. It's illegal because marrying my sister is illegal (not to mention two women cannot procreate). As a Christian, I would never have sexual intercourse with someone who is not my husband.
In my country, as with yours it is illegal to have sex with my sister, it is not illegal to go out to a pub (bar) pick up someone and have sex with them. The reason for this is simply because of the closeness of the genes. Everyone knows about the famous inbred European Royal families that often had odd health problems.
Get two pigs and breed siblings and very similar things happen.

As a non christian I often engage in sexual intercourse with people I may have only met for a few hours. It's fun, try it.
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Lets be honest, there is no real proof that Jesus was even real. So to speculate on what he looked like would at best be a bad guess.
My theory, rests on what everyone else would have looked like at the time. Why are there black people in Africa, and Caucasians in Europe? easy, Evolution baby! the Pigment in the skin of a black person is melanin, it blocks UV rays and stops nasty things like cancer.
Europe is a different climate, up north during the winter the sun is only out for a few hours, thus Caucasians didn't need the dark pigment, it was evolved out.
If you look at skin colour vs Latitude, the more south you go to the equator from the north pole, gradually skin colour gets darker.
Now look at a map of where the "holy land" is....damn son...seems to be near to the equator, thus darker skinned.
Simple!
That is a load of rubbish. People in desserts get more sun than people in jungle who have all those tree canopies to shield them from the sun. Take the people down in the Amazon. They aren't black as sin. Arabs should be the blackest of them all since they are in the dessert. Evolution makes no sense and is very racist. Calling black partially evolved apes is very offensive.

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Funny thing is, homo sapiens started in Africa, so yes we all started in Africa, and gradually moved north and east.
But Caucasians are not more evolved Africans, it doesn't work like that.
So you believe people are like dogs breeds? Do I understand you correctly?
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So Noah got 3 million Independent species of animals on one boat. Then deposited all of them in their correct habitats (marsupials in Australia etc) after the great flood?
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I would be very very careful with your wording. It would support evolution even more to say that "Noah" only took one type of camel/rino/cow/sausage tree etc.
Mrs Ethelreda answered your question very wisely when she said that Noah took one of each kind of animal on the ark. She was in no way endorsing evilution. Baraminology is a branch of creation science dedicated to classifying animals into their kinds. Baraminologists acknowledge that there have been changes within animal kinds since the Flood but reject the notion that one kind has ever evolved into another kind. So when we look around today we see a variety great cats. There are lions, tigers, pumas, jaguars, leopards and cheetahs. And there were once sabre tooth tigers, but they are now extinct. All of these great cats are descended from one pair of great cats that Noah took on the ark. Lions can still mate with tigers and leopards and produce offspring after their kind (Gen 1:24-25). What we have, then, is an orchard of life, with each tree representing one kind,

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Contrary to evilutionary theory, variation within a kind is not caused by the addition of genetic information but the loss of it.
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All the variation among great cats today is the result of the loss of genetic information. So the original pair of great cats on Noah's ark carried all the genes that their descendants have. They carried the genes for stripes, spots, manes and sabre teeth. After the Flood the descendants of the original pair began to spread out and enter new territories. As they diverged, some lost the genes for stripes, spots and saber teeth, becoming lions. Some lost the genes for spots, manes and sabre teeth, becoming tigers. Others lost the genes for stripes, manes and saber teeth, becoming leopards. Cheetahs in turn diverged from leopards when they lost the genes that made them slow. Those that lost all these genes became pumas.

This loss of genetic material occurred at an astonishing rate. The Flood occurred around 2,500 BC. Yet by 1900 BC, lions had become a distinct branch, for Jacob compares his son Judah to a lion (Gen 49:9). By the 7th century BC, leopards had become a distinct variety of cat, for they are mentioned in the book of Jeremiah (Jer 13:23). Sadly, many species, such as the dinosaurs, didn’t lose their genetic material quickly enough to adapt to the changing conditions on earth after the Flood and so became extinct.

The ability of one kind to produce many variants through the loss of genetic information explains why Noah probably only had to take tens of thousands of animals on the ark with him as opposed to millions. Not that the latter would have been impossible for God; there was just no need for it.
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I'm pretty sure there will be, just because somebody has to perform all of the menial labor, such as polishing the harps and trumpets and letting out the gowns of the Cherubs as they grow.

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What are you talking about? There were 500 eyewitnesses to his resurrection! Besides, if Jesus isn't real, then who answers our prayers?

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DNA baby, it ruins faith.
I've never seen one of these so-called DNA molecules. Have you? No, you're just taking the word of the evilutionist scientists who have snookered the government into funding their fraudulent "genetic" research.

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Looks like Black Knight realizes his so-called evolution is a load of horse manure. Another win for scripture and Christian values.
If only evilutionists had the integrity to admit they were wrong instead of just running away when they realise they can't win the debate! But what more can you expect from heathens?
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Does he also downgrade the size of the black mans dick to that of the white man?
Friend, God makes our bodies the way he does so that everything's 'fit for purpose'. It's what we call 'intelligent design'. That's why he gave darkies such huge tallywhackers, on account of black women's cooters being so wide, probably because of all the whorin' they do. You could probably fit both your arms up there. Pretty much everyone knows that. And frankly I find your comments pretty racist. Do you hate white people or something? You know Jesus was white, buddy. You probably hate him too, right? You make me puke.
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You all couldn't possibly be serving my god, Jesus Christ. Stop fantasizing with your pride. He was not from Sweden. He was born in the Middle East. People that are intolerant of others are not allowed in the kingdom of God. Pride is a sin.
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You all couldn't possibly be serving my god, Jesus Christ. [...] People that are intolerant of others are not allowed in the kingdom of God. Pride is a sin.
I feel that you are glowing with pride after delivering those lies about God. And, as you point out, "pride is a sin". However, our strongest point as True Christians™ is our humility.

Just let me put you straight: God is intolerant of many things... are you suggesting God is not allowed in His own Heaven? If God is intolerant, and we are to be as close to God as possible, should we not be intolerant?

Anyhoo, where have we been intolerant?
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...People that are intolerant of others are not allowed in the kingdom of God...
Of course, you can back that up with Scripture?

On a completely different subject, have you ever read the Old Testament?
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