[Miss Tanith]

Please join me in praying that I can still bear good Christian soldiers for the Lord. Today, after my husband beat me for undercooking his tea, I found myself in some pain. My husband called me an ambulance ( I asked him not to) and we found out that my babies had died. I acknowledge that it's all my fault, but I am praying that I can bear more children for Jesus' army.

[Nobar King]

I don't know why I keep clicking on the threads from this forum.

[James Hutchins]

If my wife under prepared my food, I'd call her something stronger than 'an ambulance'.

I am happy Jesus took your babies. He obviously noticed your lack of care and did not want you to mistreat the little soldiers of Christ™. When my wife has been bad and God took back the beating hearts of her babies, I take the dead child and place it in a jar on the mantle. Every day when she dusts the house, she is reminded of her bad behavior and knows what will happen if she repeats it.

Women can be so selfish!

[Redeemed Papist]

Your acknowledgement that you are at fault (as it has been from the first moment your foul gender first came to be) is laudable.

I'm sure your husband will see your pious submission to our LORD and will vigorously re-impregnate you (as is his duty) forthwith. Unless God has smitten your uterus, you will bear a son for Jesus right away.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by TanithTumultuous

Please join me in praying that I can still bear good Christian soldiers for the Lord. Today, after my husband beat me for undercooking his tea, I found myself in some pain. My husband called me an ambulance ( I asked him not to) and we found out that my babies had died. I acknowledge that it's all my fault, but I am praying that I can bear more children for Jesus' army.

II Chronicles 16:12

I am so disappointed in you. Even when your owner gave you the opportunity to reject satan's physicians and attain Salvation through childbirth, you chose satan. As right up to the moment that ambulance hit the brakes and drew to a standstill, the opportunity remained open for you. That is how much your husband loved you. What an admirable man!

And how gracious was Jesus towards you, strumpet though certainly you may be.

II Timothy 2:15

Notice the end of that verse: if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

We now know you have no faith, seeking as you have to the physicians.
.Do you have charity?
..Or holiness?
...Or sobriety?

I can just see you there, befoozled on absinthe spots dancing merrily before your eyes, thinking up ever greater levels of unholiness to go with your distrust of The Lord (which is the same as distrusting your husband) that poor man. I wish there were something I could do for him.

To look at you and to see the work of satan sprawled before him, what greater horror could there be.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

You miscarried them? What kind of a woman doesn't know how to carry a baby? How could you screw that up?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You miscarried them? What kind of a woman doesn't know how to carry a baby? How could you screw that up?

It's gotta be drink. I'm being as charitable as I can, but it could be much worse than that. Once people reject Salvation there is no reason to avoid anything and it's so easy to trip over them as they roll around on the floor.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You miscarried them? What kind of a woman doesn't know how to carry a baby? How could you screw that up?

I felt the Holy Spirit as I read this.

Right there. Where it matters.

Women are so useless.

[Miss Tanith]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You miscarried them? What kind of a woman doesn't know how to carry a baby? How could you screw that up?

I don't know. I must have done something terrible. Do you think if I tithe all of my money, God will let me carry some more and do it properly this time around?

[Miss Tanith]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

II Chronicles 16:12

I am so disappointed in you. Even when your owner gave you the opportunity to reject satan's physicians and attain Salvation through childbirth, you chose satan. As right up to the moment that ambulance hit the brakes and drew to a standstill, the opportunity remained open for you. That is how much your husband loved you. What an admirable man!

And how gracious was Jesus towards you, strumpet though certainly you may be.

II Timothy 2:15

Notice the end of that verse: if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

We now know you have no faith, seeking as you have to the physicians.
.Do you have charity?
..Or holiness?
...Or sobriety?

I can just see you there, befoozled on absinthe spots dancing merrily before your eyes, thinking up ever greater levels of unholiness to go with your distrust of The Lord (which is the same as distrusting your husband) that poor man. I wish there were something I could do for him.

To look at you and to see the work of satan sprawled before him, what greater horror could there be.

I know. I've been praying a lot to apologise, I know I've been a horrible person.
Matthew 18:14 - Even so it is not the will of your Father which is in heaven, that one of these little ones should perish.
That proves to me that it wasn't God's desicion, that it was all my fault. And now those little souls will burn in Hell because of my mistakes, because they didn't accept Jesus as their saviour.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

If you were my wife I'd beat you every day.

Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

[Miss Tanith]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

If you were my wife I'd beat you every day.

Don't worry about that, my husband beats me when he wakes up for anything I may have done while he slept. He's very good at it, I don't think he's ever had to ask me twice to do something. It's an effective preventative measure.

[MitzaLizalor]

James 1:15 Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death. KJV

When this sort of blasphemy gets established in a person there is no stopping it. Satan has made a claim on you and is preparing you for a special ministry on his behalf. It is unlikely to involve the upper parts of your body [subject to confirmation from The Pastoral Team]. I am a relatively new member of Rev'd Flint's congregation—that is to say of God's congregation since before I met Him I was a debased and wanton fool—so am not familiar with the protocol here and don't wish to appear ignorant, but is there a ministry available for Delivering Unto Satan? I'm sure others were reminded of Hymenaeus and Alexander:

I Timothy 1:19b-20…some having put away [a good conscience] concerning faith have made shipwreck: Of whom is Hymenaeus and Alexander; whom I have delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme. KJV

It is difficult to imagine a more deserving case; perhaps the deaconess would be able to raise something at the Deacons' meeting? These are not crackpot ideas of my own: I am reading all of Paul's epistles this morning before breakfast and Jesus is altogether consistent in this respect (and all other respects).

I Corinthians 5:4-5 In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, when ye are gathered together, and my spirit, with the power of our Lord Jesus Christ, To deliver such an one unto Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that the spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus. KJV

Reproductive misconduct is the ultimate blasphemy. The Breath of God, vouchsafed to this woman that The Spirit of Life should take root in her husband's children, she hurled back in His Face.

Genesis 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. KJV

Neither Paul nor Moses were entranced when they wrote that. They were moved by The Holy Ghost; their words are His Words and both are absolutely in agreement. I have never attended a Delivering Unto Satan service and as I mentioned, am not familiar with the protocol here at Landover. Probably it is a Saturday service? but could be a lengthy procedure and from the tone of Paul's writing it could be for Pastors and Deacons only but I would be available to make tea or coffee and could bring sandwiches & some cookies if required.

.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by TanithTumultuous

we found out that my babies had died. I acknowledge that it's all my fault

It certainly is your fault that your husband's babies are burning in Hell for all eternity now! Your husband must be an extremely forgiving person for being so patient with a clearly utterly worthless women. I assume after you thoroughly cleaned the house, you cooked him a huge steak dinner to show you can be at least a little bit useful?

[Miss Tanith]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

James 1:15 Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death. KJV

When this sort of blasphemy gets established in a person there is no stopping it. Satan has made a claim on you and is preparing you for a special ministry on his behalf. It is unlikely to involve the upper parts of your body [subject to confirmation from The Pastoral Team]. I am a relatively new member of Rev'd Flint's congregation—that is to say of God's congregation since before I met Him I was a debased and wanton fool—so am not familiar with the protocol here and don't wish to appear ignorant, but is there a ministry available for Delivering Unto Satan? I'm sure others were reminded of Hymenaeus and Alexander:

I Timothy 1:19b-20…some having put away [a good conscience] concerning faith have made shipwreck: Of whom is Hymenaeus and Alexander; whom I have delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme. KJV

It is difficult to imagine a more deserving case; perhaps the deaconess would be able to raise something at the Deacons' meeting? These are not crackpot ideas of my own: I am reading all of Paul's epistles this morning before breakfast and Jesus is altogether consistent in this respect (and all other respects).

I Corinthians 5:4-5 In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, when ye are gathered together, and my spirit, with the power of our Lord Jesus Christ, To deliver such an one unto Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that the spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus. KJV

Reproductive misconduct is the ultimate blasphemy. The Breath of God, vouchsafed to this woman that The Spirit of Life should take root in her husband's children, she hurled back in His Face.

Genesis 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. KJV

Neither Paul nor Moses were entranced when they wrote that. They were moved by The Holy Ghost; their words are His Words and both are absolutely in agreement. I have never attended a Delivering Unto Satan service and as I mentioned, am not familiar with the protocol here at Landover. Probably it is a Saturday service? but could be a lengthy procedure and from the tone of Paul's writing it could be for Pastors and Deacons only but I would be available to make tea or coffee and could bring sandwiches & some cookies if required.

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Do you know of any way I can reject Satan and come back to Jesus? I'm very scared, but I know there is some way to be Saved by Jesus' love. I've set up a direct debit to tithe as much as I can a week.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by TanithTumultuous

Do you know of any way I can reject Satan and come back to Jesus? I'm very scared, but I know there is some way to be Saved by Jesus' love. I've set up a direct debit to tithe as much as I can a week.

I'm not sure you can afford it.

[Miss Tanith]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I'm not sure you can afford it.

Well, my heathen grandfather died not so long ago and left me a bit of money. Just tell me how much and I'll see if I can.

[ChileanWhore]

Do you know of any way I can reject Satan and come back to Jesus? I'm very scared, but I know there is some way to be Saved by Jesus' love. I've set up a direct debit to tithe as much as I can a week.

I'm not sure you can afford it.

Well, my heathen grandfather died not so long ago and left me a bit of money. Just tell me how much and I'll see if I can.

Wait a minute, are you saying she must pay with money to be saved????? Ok, is offical, this is not a church but a sect! Shame on you, "pastor"!

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by ChileanGirl94

Wait a minute, are you saying she must pay with money to be saved????? Ok, is offical, this is not a church but a sect! Shame on you, "pastor"!

A tithe is 10% but it is acceptable to give more.

Jesus explicitly endorses giving 100%, more than endorses. Praises.

Mark 12:41-44 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living. KJV

Christians do not give grudgingly but cheerfully.

II Corinthians 9:7 Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver. KJV

Witholding is condemned.

Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes & offerings KJV

[HateTheSin]

He hit you, resulting in your baby being killed, and it's YOUR fault...?

Okay...