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Default Unicorns - 04-05-2013, 07:27 AM

Job 39:9-12

They're in the Bible, so they exist, and therefore someone has had to have seen one. I'd like to ride a unicorn. Does anybody know where I can do it? Yes, I'll be careful not to get my eye poked out by the horn.


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Default Re: Unicorns - 04-13-2013, 03:34 AM

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Job 39:9-12

They're in the Bible, so they exist, and therefore someone has had to have seen one. I'd like to ride a unicorn. Does anybody know where I can do it? Yes, I'll be careful not to get my eye poked out by the horn.
Oh that sounds marvelous! I love horses, and a majestic creature like a unicorn. Oh! Praise Him for what beautiful work He creates in His world!
He even sends us little messages to assure us they exist!

There is also this website, that has an article on a unicorn sighting!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...es-a-stir.html
Hope this is what you wanted.
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Default Re: Unicorns - 04-13-2013, 03:52 AM

Thank you for the scripture, I don't know where they are located but if you ever hunt one, here is a butcher chart:

I found this chart from this thread:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...t%27s+lunch%3F


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Default Re: Unicorns - 04-14-2013, 09:26 PM

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Thank you for the scripture, I don't know where they are located but if you ever hunt one, here is a butcher chart:

I found this chart from this thread:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...t%27s+lunch%3F
Oh, praise Jesus! I have have been waiting for a reason to break out my "rainbow roast" recipe.

I was planning on inviting several of the young homosexual men in my neighborhood over for dinner, in order to witness to them about their evil homosexual ways (Leviticus 18:22).

What better enticement, than RAINBOW ROAST!

Oh, I'm giddy with anticipation. Praise the Lord.
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