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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
12-26-2010, 05:44 PM
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So everyone in your church agrees that they all see the Bible exactly the same way, and if there is a slight disagreement, Satan is compelling them to do so.
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No, it's willful ignorance that's compelling them to do so. In your case, for example, you disagreed with Rev. Osborne that Jesus made condescending remarks about non-believers. You challenged him to name even one example. He gave you ten.
So what's your response now? Will you accept that Rev. Osborne is right and apologize like a RATIONAL person would or do you keep insisting that you're right? If you pick the latter, then it's an article of blind faith, not logic.
It's trough logic and reason that we all, both independently and through guidance, arrive at very similar conclusions.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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12-30-2010, 07:24 AM
As a Christian I would like to put my two cents in and say that I see nothing wrong with Urban Dictionary. The only purpose it serves is to educate those who wish to know what a term or phrase means, in modern-day slang. Perhaps a Christian hears a term in daily conversation and wants to know its meaning: they would then proceed to go to the site and look it up. If it is something inappropriate then they know not to engage in conversation with someone who has brought up such a thing. Or even know when to chastise someone who may be using the phrase.
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
12-30-2010, 08:31 AM
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The Bible is much larger than just Matthew 7:1. Also we do not mind being judged as we are free of sin.
Why we must judge you to save your soul:
- Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
- John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
- 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
We are sin free:
- 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
- Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
- 1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."
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Now i admit i dont know exactly where it is. but i do know that god/jesus said that only he is perfect, and so you cannot tell me that you have never sinned. also the bible is obviously bigger then any one verse, so that argument could be used against any part of the bible
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
12-30-2010, 10:51 AM
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As a Christian I would like to put my two cents in and say that I see nothing wrong with Urban Dictionary.
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Well, as True Christians™, we see a lot of fault in the Urban Dictionary, particularly because it is edited by people who hate Christians. They might take a perfectly normal term like "fap" and turn it into something filthy.
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The only purpose it serves is to educate those who wish to know what a term or phrase means, in modern-day slang.
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You mean those who wish to know how it's being pervertedin modern-day slang.
Perhaps your association with willfully unsaved people and your wish to be "liked" by them is distracting you from being a Christian. God is not some kind of "hobby", friend.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
12-31-2010, 09:07 PM
Since people are questioning god, if i prayed "Dear Jesus, please appear to us, as you did to Paul and the 500 brethren, so that we can see the evidence of your resurrection. In your name we pray, amen."
He would appear right, since this is what Jesus has promised us in the Bible:
Matthew 7:7 Jesus says:
- Ask, and it will be given you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For every one who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. Or what man of you, if his son asks him for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a serpent? If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!
In John chapter 14:14: - Whatever you ask in my name, I will do it, that the Father may be glorified in the Son; if you ask anything in my name, I will do it.
In Matthew 18:19: - Again I say to you, if two of you agree on earth about anything they ask, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven. For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
So why doesnt he?
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
12-31-2010, 09:17 PM
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Since people are questioning god, if i prayed "Dear Jesus, please appear to us, as you did to Paul and the 500 brethren, so that we can see the evidence of your resurrection. In your name we pray, amen."
He would appear right, since this is what Jesus has promised us in the Bible:
Matthew 7:7 Jesus says:
- Ask, and it will be given you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For every one who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. Or what man of you, if his son asks him for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a serpent? If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!
In John chapter 14:14: - Whatever you ask in my name, I will do it, that the Father may be glorified in the Son; if you ask anything in my name, I will do it.
In Matthew 18:19: - Again I say to you, if two of you agree on earth about anything they ask, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven. For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
So why doesnt he?
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Wasn't Jesus resurrection enough of a sign for you? Jesus is not your plaything, boy!
Matthew 12:39-40 But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
12-31-2010, 09:28 PM
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Not to be a downer in this hate-fest, but may I remind you:
"Judge not, lest ye be judged" - Matthew 7:1
I'm sure your God would be proud of your blathering condemnation of things you do not agree with.
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Not to be a downer in your ignorance-fest, but if you read Matthew 7:1-2, you will plainly see that Matthew 7:1 is part of a warning against hypocritical judgment, not a commandment that we not judge.
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Now, I don't mean to sounds cruel by any means, for I am a christian myself. Although I respect your way of life, I do not agree with it.
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No, you are not. You don't even capitalize "Christian" or "Bible", both of which are proper nouns, which indicates that you do not have respect for either Jesus or His Word.
Of course, you manage to capitalize "I" consistently. We can see exactly who it is that you worship.
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I think that we're going at this the wrong way... American's aren't high and mighty, and we are not God's chosen people. In fact no one is, none of us have the right to judge, and you might tell me that the bible says otherwise, but the bible also says we can own slaves, and sell our on daughters into slavery, the bible is a great guide for our morals and beliefs, not on how we behave in everyday life. This is just my opinion on the matter.
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I see that once again you are putting your modern secular morals ahead of God's. He gave us laws concerning how to treat slaves. He didn't command us to own slaves.
Jesus DID command slaves to be obedient to their masters, however.
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Urban Dictionary isn't holy, and neither are you. So please, everyone if we could all just stop being... silly and let everyone go on with their lives.
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You might wish to start by not joining Christian church forums, uninvited and unwelcome, to attack our beliefs. Jackass.
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Ok, seriously, I I wasn't going to post here until I read the one comment about Wiccans. We do our own thing, we don't harm you, or anyone else, and we're mostly peaceable. We only expect the same in return.
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You also work to lead others astray, from God, and into your demon-worship.
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To think that grown person who is happy with their own soul would be afraid of people of different sexual orientation, or race or (insert stereotype of your liking here) is getting more then slightly annoying.
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We're not afraid of them at all. We love them, and we want them to avoid spending eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.
Why do you hate homosexuals and non-whites? Why do you want them to go to Hell?
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Yours and that of everyone who believed you and chose secular modern "equality" and "tolerance" over God's Law. Sorry, while you can choose your own damnation, that kind of collateral damage is not acceptable to Christians.
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You mean through the made-up "lord and lady"? No, that's not a crutch at all!
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So you have not taught your children anything about your Wiccan cult, and keep them completely in the dark about God?
Why do you want your children to go to Hell?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
01-01-2011, 05:41 PM
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You mean those who wish to know how it's being pervertedin modern-day slang.
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Just as your congregation is perverting Christianity.
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Well, as True Christians™
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I rest my case.
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
01-01-2011, 05:46 PM
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Just as your congregation is perverting Christianity.
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Care to point out any instances where we aren't following the Bible? I can wait.
And what exactly is wrong with the term "True Christian™"? How else are we going to differentiate ourselves from hell-bound false christians who only pick and choose what parts of the Bible to follow?
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
01-01-2011, 11:49 PM
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Care to point out any instances where we aren't following the Bible? I can wait.
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I seem to have incurred an infraction which politely asked me to point out the same thing. Now I have not visited your congregation, nor have I read all of its "beliefs," so I was / am basing my conclusions on the senior members that I've encountered on this corner of your website.
Perhaps that's not enough to constitute the remark I made, and if that is the case then I apologize as my apology is due.
I just felt as it my faith, and my Lord were being mocked here on this board.
From the signature of one of your senior members:
"I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen"
Okay first of all, where did the "H." come from? And Christ wasn't His last name...
Second, there was no US when Christ was born. So obviously he wasn't a US citizen.
Now unless you are Mormon, the Lord never even stepped foot in the United States.
On another note, the user titles are either a combination of pretentious and condescending or rude and inflammatory.
"BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured"
How can you say his damnation is assured? Doesn't the Bible say that only God can decide that? Is that really the message you want to send anyway?
"Unsaved trash"
Someone sees that you've called them that and they are pushed away rather than invited in to the Church of the Lord...
And as far as 'God=life' goes, his states that he / she is at "God's Favorite Country," which obviously is blasphemy as nowhere in the Bible does God declare a "favorite country."
Look, there are lots of things that are non-biblical about this forum. Perhaps that's as far as it goes, and maybe your congregation is a marvelous representation of what God wants. I don't know the answer to that. But this is just what I've seen. I hope this answers the questions I was asked.
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01-01-2011, 11:54 PM
Also, as for the "True Christian™" thing, I guess I don't have a problem with the concept of calling yourselves something. I just don't like the name. It seems like you're trying to make salvation a very commercial thing. Perhaps if Jesus' sense of humor extended to such a thing... but that I do not know.
Also, I could not edit my previous post for some reason, so that is why I'm double-posting. My apologies for the inconvenience.
And for goodness' sake, I'm not "whining." I can't believe I was given another infraction D:
I was merely answering two people's questions...
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
01-02-2011, 12:04 AM
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Just as your congregation is perverting Christianity.
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On the contrary, you want Christians to pervert Christianity so as to make it more palatable to non-Christians. God doesn't work that way, sorry. We are to follow every word that God wrote or else we will go to Hell.
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I rest my case.
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Argument from incredulity is a fallacy. Perhaps rational discourse is not your thing.
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And as far as 'God=life' goes, his states that he / she is at "God's Favorite Country," which obviously is blasphemy as nowhere in the Bible does God declare a "favorite country."
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First, this issue about the US not (formally) existing yet and Jesus being white has been answered in great detail on the forum already.I'm not going to repeat what has already been explained in detail. Do a search for it.
Second, which logic do you use that a statement is blasphemous if it's not directly supported by the Bible? By your logic, any statement that is not explicitly supported is blasphemous. Then even saying "God blessed my family with a son" becomes blasphemous as well. After all, the Bible never mentions God blessing Jebidiah from next door with a son.
Do you understand that once you throw logic and reason out of the door, you get uncontrollably ridiculous conclusions?
That is why, as True Christians™, we stick to logic and reason.
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It seems like you're trying to make salvation a very commercial thing.
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Trademarks aren't used exclusively for commercial purposes. Sometimes you need to protect a certain title so that it won't be abused. For example, a lot of people call themselves "Christians" without actually being one. That's dangerous.
As an aside, we do donate a lot to our church, but that is only so that they can spread the message better.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
01-02-2011, 12:10 AM
I am just going to politely leave and wish you all the best. I am bewildered to the point of not being able to even respond.
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
06-30-2011, 02:12 PM
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So it's unruly, lawless, and rude? So it's definitely run by negroes then. I kind it hard to believe that negroes know how to create web sites because from what I understand, php and java programming take years of schooling. Is the place owned by rappers or something? Like Dr. Dre or Snoopy Dogg Doggy?
Urban is just a euphemism for NEGRO. Even your dictionary site admits that.
I am not bigoted towards negroes. I don't hate negroes because of their skin color. I hate them because they're all lazy, criminal, irreverant, promiscous, and untrustworthy. It has nothing to do with race.
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That is not correct I run a web design company and you can learn web design in a matter of hours. Besides websites are actually made in HyperText Markup Language or HTML. Advanced websites use Java and PHP scripting which also takes only a few hours to learn. Thank you for your time.
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06-30-2011, 02:16 PM
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That is not correct I run a web design company and you can learn web design in a matter of hours.
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Remind me to never hire your company for web design. Like any skill, web design takes years to master.
Did you by any chance design this website? http://www.aiseikai.or.jp/
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07-01-2011, 11:08 AM
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Remind me to never hire your company for web design. Like any skill, web design takes years to master.
Did you by any chance design this website? http://www.aiseikai.or.jp/
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I have runned a web design company for six years and we have some very succesful clients. Besides I would never design a website for you racist, insest dicks! Oh and yes I did make that website, Im fluent in japanese and wasted my time making this. May the lord smite thee down. Thank you for your time.
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07-01-2011, 03:31 PM
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I have runned a web design company for six years and we have some very succesful clients.
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I have no doubt your clients are successful, at least until they hire you.
Anyone who claims web design is something you learn in a few hours is an idiot. Would you want a surgeon to operate on you after he had a few hours of training? You are not taking web design serious so clearly you have no idea what you are talking about. But feel free to show some sites you made to change my mind...
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
07-03-2011, 07:42 PM
My father uses that.
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07-07-2011, 03:12 PM
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But feel free to show some sites you made to change my mind...
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I would not suggest that, Cranky! His websites are probably contain horrible fornication and other ungodly subjects. Nowadays, the only safe websites are www.landoverbaptist.net, and www.foxnews.com
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Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! -
09-15-2011, 02:11 AM
Allah damn....I had heard stories but do people actually /believe/ this bull?
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